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ITT: We list times /v/ was wrong

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>got a 15 hour flight in about ten days
>got a ten hour layover in bongistan on my return flight
>decide I'm sick of my 3ds
>trade it in, get hooked up on credit from FUCKING GAMESTOP of all people and buy a ps vita with a 4 gig stick for 93 bucks
>install breath of fire IV and god of war 1 and 2
>hyped as fuck
>suddenly
>memory card full
>look online for additional sticks
>mfw
Literally how? Did the Jews do this?

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So I was in jail (max security, basically cut off from the outside world) from 2003 until last month.

Some of the last games I enjoyed playing before jail were Deus Ex, Max Payne, and Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind.

I'm assuming video games have gotten way better since then, can someone give me a run-down of which games I should play next and in which order?

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This is the ideal female body for fighting, you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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is this the most bullshit boss of all time?

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>zelda 1: let's take the dragon quest formula and make it an arpg
>zelda 2: let's make a more dragon quest arpg but with side scrolling segments now
>link to the past: we fucked up trying to replicate dragon quest too much. Let's make our own design for a change.
>link's awakening: oh wow, everyone loved alttp. Let's use that same design on gameboy.
>ocarina of time: shit we're getting top scores everywhere! Let's take the attlp design and bring it to 3d.
>majora's mask: OoT revolutionized 3d adventures. Since people still want more, let's reuse the assets and give a sequel
>oracle games: Zelda is so popular, capcom came to us wanting to make a game with it for the gameboy. Sure!
>Wind Waker: Let's make OoT...open world! And use toon shaders! We can't possibly do bad.
>Four Swords: While we're at it, let's milk the fanbase hard and make them buy four gbas, four of the games, and have to hook it up to the gamecube.
>TP: So uh...WW didn't go as planned. We got negative feedback and people actually hate the game. Let's bring back the OoT design. But surely they don't want it all. So we'll add some wolfs sections and pad the levels with a collect a tears. Man I'm so genius.
SS: So uh, people said they hated the wolf and tear sections. And that the characters looked ugly. Hm...fine. We'll give them even more tear sections and even more ugly characters!
>DS games: Wow everyone hates SS. It must be because they wanted more WW! Let's give them more WW!
>Link between worlds / triforce heroes: We didn't sell a lot of the Ds games. I thought people loved it. What's missing. oh right! It was the Four Sword games! And surely people don't want a structured experience, so let's just remove all that.
>Breath of the Wild: Zelda fans must be angry at us cause we're giving them the same ole! So let's remove everything that made OoT and Alttp good! No need for dungeons, a story, Zelda, lovable characters, or great music. This will definitely be the goty!

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am I the first person to notice this?

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https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/news/article/60222/GTA-Online-Gunrunning-Underground-Bunkers-Mobile-Operations-Centers-an

>To thrive as an arms dealer in GTA Online: Gunrunning, it’s going to take more than street smarts. Choose your supporting vehicles and armaments wisely for your best chance to outwit both the feds and any rival dealers. Start moving weapons to eager buyers in Los Santos or Blaine County to earn a tidy profit and tap into powerful new upgrades, modifications and heavy duty weaponry. Here’s a deeper look at just a few of the potent new tools at your disposal in Gunrunning.

>Everything begins with a Bunker: the massive, underground hub of your new enterprise. Any CEO, VIP or MC President can jump start their promising career from here to get operations off the ground.

>For heavy duty tactical operations on the move, arms dealers can invest in a Mobile Operations Center (MOC), the kind of powerful support usually enjoyed only by trained assassins or rogue nuclear states. Storable in your Bunker, this drivable command center’s modular construction allows for tailored combinations of vehicle workshop, weapons workshop, luxury living quarters, and command center – with facilities for upgrading and customizing your arsenal and modifying Weaponized Vehicles (including turrets for your MOC that can be manned by your squad) – all at your fingertips, and pulled by a fully customizable commercial semi.

Feel free to come back and get your hackerbux for this.

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Post some BotW/Zelda memes here!

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>G.O.B. has joined the server

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What was his endgame?

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What is your opinion on Steam getting so many japanese console ports lately?

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>New eshop releases this week on Switch
>Last Resort Neo Geo (20 years old shmup)

Thats it. That's the entire new release schedule for this week on a 3 month old brand new system.

This thing is so fucked. What a joke.

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Its a Zombine, anon!

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>when your games are LITERALLY just advertisement shill products in disguise

nu-/v/ will defend this