Let's hear some stories about the craziest things that happened to you in EU4. I'll start:
>be milan
>form Italy early and get those sweet ideas and ambitions
>become #7 great power
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>ally russia, brandenburg (became prussia quickly thanks to my help) and HRE emperor bohemia to majorly fuck up the kebabs
>start taking all the clay you can
>quickly become #3 great power
>fuckyeah.jpg
>suddenly realize you got claims in france
>at this point france is #5, and have 70k smaller army than me
>time to rape the frogs
>they are in the HRE with bohemia as emperor
>completely forget that emperor calls his allies in war
>bohemia allied to russia
>OSHITWHATTHEFUCK
>start getting raped by russia and france
>even prussia can't hold for long
>realize that I have to accept my death
>suddenly out of nowhere Ming and kebabs declare war on russia and france
>dude what
>they start to completely buttfuck them
>bohemia and the HRE bails
>take half of france
>become #1 great power
>2 years later backstab the ottomans with russia
>realization - I just became the traitorous fuck that Italy was during world wars
>Play game as Inca
>Warred by France and England and AsSpain in a steady rotation
>Hold on, westernize, things start looking up
>Europe wars stop
>Awfully quiet
>Hol' up
>Portugal has France in a PU and is allied with Spain AND GB
>They never break any alliances, France has no liberty desire
>No relevant Yuro allies available
>Can no longer war any of them to get their clay in S. America
>Eventually they war me and I can do little to stop their Intercontinental Super Armada from landing doomstack after doomstack into the Americas
Rigged as fuck.
Did a new run later and it was super easy after the Ming patch.
>>389164774
Reminds me of the time I played Iroquois. Waited for euros to came for westernization, but they didn't show up until around late-1500. Fast forward a couple of decades when I find out Denmark held half of Europe with Russia in PU and portugal and castille were reduced to 2 provinces in south Italy and Ireland.
>>389163487
>EU4 Stories
Austria getting personal union over France before the religions wars. Austria also had Hungary and Bohemia, and were supporting heir in Poland.
This was all the AI, while I was struggling to form Russia despite constant invasions from Denmark, an ugly Baltic alliance and Poland-Lithuania.
Stopped playing after that.
>game gets a dumbed down spin-off
>speed running a racing game
so you're just playing the game then?
Sometimes there are tricks that make it more interesting, check out the Diddy Kong Racing run, it won't dissapoint
>>389163505
A-Tapping sucks
ITT subtle video game clothing
>>389793165
I don't remember Bowser wearing workboots.
>>389793550
He is from the proletariat
Is there a bigger cuck in video fames than Kiryu?
>raises his crush's daughter
>never got to bang yumi in the first place
>let the halfbreed cop lady run off to america for big white cock
>never got to have sex with haruka
>has to play grandpa for some chinese kids runt now
>>389163303
>>never got to have sex with haruka
What the fuck.
>>has to play grandpa for some chinese kids runt now
Not only that. He left them both forever.
Fucking Haruka REEEEEEEEEEEE
>Become Reinhardt.
>Only have Hammer.
>DPS on my team have Rockets, Grenades, Rifles, ect.
>Lead team in Damage/Eliminations.
>MFW
TL;DR: Why are DPS retarded? Why are Tanks the glorious Master Race?
It obviously means that the tanks are overpowered. We must nerf the tanks, and rework them in to mid-range dps, because we believe the game is severely lacking in mid-range dps.
BUY NYX'S GAME
bought it first day my nibba
post more this nyx
I did and got matched up with Rapha and he raped me.
I want to be Nyx's Quake daddy
Behold the Trinity of upcoming wRPGs
With shit like this it is no wonder that fighting games are dying.
>>389163071
no one plays kof and I don't think any current fighting game has an input more complicated than a DP
>Made by SWERY
>Debt Repayment Life Simulation RPG
>Gameplay consists of doing chores and taking photographs
>Stamina bars and constant time limits
>People turn into cats at night and there's a murder
>Asking for 1,5 million dollars on Fig
>Looks like this
Are people actually gonna fall for this shit?
>10% in the first day
It's done. Sounds like a real boring game. Would have way rather had D4's continuation.
This Pokemon is in a lot of video games.
haha i want to kiss his toes
in a lot of porn too, haha
too bad my dick can't be inside him.
where da cracka t?
>>389162928
dunno. sucks
>>389162928
locked behind sonic amiibo
should I play F1 or F2 for first time?
dubz decide
>>389792684
Why the fuck wouldn't you play 1 first?
>dubz decide
Okay I see now, you're just retarded
>>389792684
Kill yourself.But play 1 and then 2 before you do it.
KYRIAAUUAAWH
>There are people on /v/ RIGHT NOW who think that Pokemon is better than Digimon
Why
Then why isn't digimon an ongoing world wide phenomenon? Digimon was just a fad, pokemon is still going strong
>>389163352
awful, overly humanoid designs and clusterfuck overdesigned messes
>>389163352
We are not going there