>play Skyrim
>full melee character, never use any magic
>decide to check out Mage's guild for the giggles since I'm the region
>you need to be a Mage to join it
>oh well
>cast a spell to prove you're a Mage
>don't know that spell? Don't worry, I can sell it to you for 50 gold
>cast it with no effort whatsoever
>get treated as a fucking messiah archmage savior there
t-thanks Todd
why was your non-mage character trying to join a guild for mages?
>>383437325
It makes sense. Mages are fucking useless in Skyrim, so obviously they are going to want a fighter as the archmage so that they have someone that can actually do something while they play around with their useless magic.
>get Kidnapped by the dark brotherhood
>Cuntfac Mcgoo tells me I have to kill someone in the room before I can leave
>Kill her
>Triggers quest to hunt down the remaining members of the Dark Brotherhood
Was actually surprised by this after all the 'GO BE EVIL' quests that give me no option to do anything but be evil
Who's your favorite video game ninja?
>>383434881
You must be 18 years or older to post on 4chan.
>>383434768
was a blast playing with her
https://twitter.com/derrekr6/status/884106715888848899
THEY HAVE THE SWITCH'S KERNEL
YOU THOUGHT RIPPING FILES FROM GAMES WAS BAD, YOU NINTENDRONES ARE ABOUT TO GET YOUR ASS BLASTED BY PIRATES AND HOMEBREW
>That feel when 3rd party emulators will probably be a thing on the Switch before VC, making VC ultimately pointless
>There will be absolutely no reason to buy games on the Switch when you can just pirate everything
For someone who doesn't like Nintendo games you sure are excited about being able to play Nintendo games in 3 years
Now good luck finding a Switch
>>383432970
>All this happened because some anon on /v/ leaked the SDK
We did it Reddit!
HAI HAVE YOU
>her sexy pin super
>camera zooms in perfectly
>>383432871
Rumble Roses XXX fucking when?
>>383432871
I jacked off too much to the music videos in that game
Can we have a thread about Splatoon's newest and best idol, Pearl please?
Marina is fine and all but please do not post her.
>>383432575
people busting nuts over marina are only doing so because she's black and don't want to seem racist by saying the white girl is better
Pearl's eyes are literally the only thing making her look ugly. She looks fine when edited to have proper eyelashes and not look angry.
As everyone else, I started out as a Marina fan but I'm starting to like Pearl a little better.
>out having a peaceful stroll through the wasteland
>suddenly have the shit scared out of me by a slow motion shot of some bandit getting his head blown off by Boone three miles away
g-good eye Boone
>>383431994
Yet another reason to pick veronica over him
>>383431994
Nice blog faggot, hang yourself
>>383431994
Super Mutant charging.
Boone pops a mole rat.
Forced to watch the slo mo kill cam
As it ends the SM is now in melee range and kills me.
What did Obsidian mean by this?
>the protagonist of the last game you played hugs you
What's your reaction?
>Horizon: Zero Dawn
I'd be fine with it.
>Super Mario World
I'd be fine with it.
>>383431330
>T-Tighter, Boss!
ITT: 10/10 levels.
Fort Frolic
Silent Cartographer
Bank
E1M1 Hangar
No need for an image, you either know the level or you don't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpzfV8OtLHI
>>383430695
What is it called when a writer utterly rapes his own work? This is fucking canon. Teedus getting his head blown off by kicking a bomb he mistakes for a blitzball and being revived by Yuna is canon. Fan fiction literal fan fiction treats the FF X legacy with more respect than this. And don't even get me started on that fucking audio drama (ALSO written by the same guy)
I just don't understand why would you tarnish your own story and characters like that
>>383429086
Didn't he get revived in X-2?
>>383429086
>Teedus getting his head blown off by kicking a bomb he mistakes for a blitzball
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi96ucB7ZdI
>>383429086
>What is it called when a writer utterly rapes his own work?
It's called "I want a paycheck."
fuck this guy i hate him
>>383428460
t. justin wong
Fucker abandoned ryu when he was on his upswing
Seems pretty chill tho desu
>>383428527
normies over hype moment #37 too much
>>383428665
yeah because he needs a zone..spammer to cary him to the top again
Why are people so hell-bent on the idea that this game will flop?
The problem is that it WON'T flop.
>>383427715
FPBPSadly
It represents everything that is wrong with fighting games.
http://www.cgmagonline.com/2017/07/03/sakamoto-talks-metroid-samus-returns/
>Sakamoto: "Yeah I’m well aware of…the abundance [of games in the] the Metroidvania genre. I know there are a lot, but I haven’t played them, it however, one thing I think we’ve learned from that is, there’s a need for this there’s a thirst for that genre. People are excited about the genre, and so from a marketing stand point, understanding that that market exists, it’s been helpful to have all of those people clamoring for them. And it really solidified the ability of this desire to creating another 2D Metroid game."
thoughts?
He means he saw AM2R and realized that fans can make better Metroid games than he can.
>>383425621
>He means he saw AM2R and realized that fans can make better Metroid games than he can.
but Super Metroid and Zero Mission squishes that fan shit tho
>"Metroid is a very important IP for Nintendo."
>"timing is something that needs to be taken into consideration when we are going do this"
is he right?
Vlad DID NOTHING WRONG, literally and figuratively.
There will literally never be another good Castlevania game.
He raised a fuccboi with no balls.
I was actually surprised this was even approved. I figured the franchise was dead in the water after Lords of Shadow bombed.
Two years after, Is MGSV any good now?
No, and won't ever be
>>383423396
fpbp.
>>383423321
Damn i wanna do thing to the joost
What are some good games to play while high?
Flower
BOTW
Smash and Kart with friendsI play damn near everything on the DUDE though
DUDE
WEED
LMAO!!!
>>383421851