hah
>>379300065
>They put fuzzy little Conker in a raunchy, raunchy world.
I didn't know there was a Baywatch video game.
I'll just leave this here
>>379299620
>NA
>200-250 ping for EU
Well fuck. Guess it still doesn't exist for me.
Only 4 years after everyone had already grown tired of it long ago
That's not an official account
DISHONORED.2-STEAMPUNKS
TEKKEN.7-BALDMAN
ADR1FT-STEAMPUNKS
PLANET.COASTER-STEAMPUNKS
(and literally 20 minutes ago)
FIFA17-STEAMPUNKS
>"Donovo is the global #1 Application Slowdown and Anti-Consumer Malware Technology Platform with 350+ million infected PCs issued and reinfected."
>>379810204
>FIFA17-STEAMPUNKS is a prank by some bloke
Still, 4 releases within 5 days.
>>379810789
who even cares about fifa
>>379811072
From everyone to no-one in about 25 minutes.
This is the hello carving from Dark Souls. Say something nice to it!
vewy good
Hello!
I'M SORRY
Yo /v/ should I get Bayonetta or Vanquish? I just have enough for one.
>>379299146
Bayonetta.
Vanquish is like 3 hours long, and also not as good
easy choice here
>>379299146
Bayo is at least longer than 4 hours and has replayability.
e3 is open to everyone this year
what are the chances of sony, microsoft and nintendo getting blown up?
>>379299063
is this a balkan war reference?
>>379299181
So is reality a /pol/ only topic now?
PlayStation was a mistake
ok
why?
More like a happy accident
Has anyone ever been shafted by a gaming company as much as Wii-U owners?
Smash, Mario Maker, Mario 3D Land, Bayonetta, New Super Mario Bros, Donkey Kong - all of these games are going to get ported because it's easy as fuck for Nintendo to do so.
This allows Nintendo to release one ported title every month or two and one newly made title every quarter of the year. The console will be attractive as fuck to everyone but Wii-U owner.
I really pity people who bought a Wii-U
>>379299019
Larry is the only based jewtuber
>>379299019
I wasted close to $1000 on my Wii U and its games. I feel so fucking ripped off.
>Has anyone ever been shafted by a gaming company as much as Wii-U owners?
People who believed Peter Molyneux.
Who was in the wrong here?
Blood Elf Bandit Mask
>>379298407
i had many furious faps with this game
>>379299440
That's one of the Defias bandits, actually. They all wear red bandanas and are part of the game.
*blocks ur path*
>>379809243
>attacks
>adapts into windfury
>attacks again
>adapts into stealth
t-thanks brode.
>>379809401
I don't think you should get another attack if you adapt Windfury, that makes this specific card broken as fuck, rather than just a little bit broken
I dropped this game after League of Explorers. What happened?
Tell me about Solgaleo, why does he war a mask?
I want to fuck Lily while Nebby watches.
>>379298425
This, but also the other way around.
>>379298550
What does it matter if you're fucking her or she's fucking you, Nebby is still watching the sex happen.
I am in love with her /v/, it hurts so much knowing that I will never touch her, never talk to her, never marry her and never have her company around in real life.
Should I kill myself?
She's used goods. She was happy and married when the incident happened.
>>379298114
>her
>>379298489
It is a she, nigger. Learn what a hermaphrodite is.
ONE TWO
i want her to bully my dick
>>379298042
BUCKLE MY SHOE
DABOLE
post them terribly designed characters
Might as well post any japanese designed character
>>379808310
Shit taste
If it sells and those people like it, then its a good character. im all for fat vidya tiddies.
Are we getting Hellblade?
ABOUT THIS GAME
From the makers of Heavenly Sword, Enslaved: Odyssey to the West, and DmC: Devil May Cry, comes a warrior’s brutal journey into myth and madness.
Set in the Viking age, a broken Celtic warrior embarks on a haunting vision quest into Viking Hell to fight for the soul of her dead lover.
Created in collaboration with neuroscientists and people who experience psychosis, Hellblade: Senua’s Sacrifice will pull you deep into Senua’s mind.
SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
MINIMUM:
OS: Windows 7, 8, 10
Processor: Intel i5 3570K / AMD FX-8350
Memory: 8 GB RAM
Graphics: GTX 770 with 2GB VRAM / Radeon R9 280X 3GB
DirectX: Version 11
Storage: 30 GB available space
Additional Notes: Minimum spec screen resolution: 1280x720
>>379297980
>Created in collaboration with [...] people who experience psychosis
so "feminist" "gamers" helped make this?
Cant tell if falseflag or new guy on the job.
>>379297980
Nah. I don't play games which don't feature male representation.
Females are over represented in games, it's time for developers to branch out.