I want to _____ Airy
>>386426934
receive a bodyjob from
Perfect (verb)
>>386426934
>you will never be an interdimensional eldritch nightmare devouring realities and the hopes and dreams of men while having a cute fairy as your loyal servant
Why live ? Just end it it's simply not worth it.
I want to get into Armored Core but i don't know where to start? the only one i actually own is verdict day but never really got into it.
>>386426883
Nah, the latter-day ones are shit. The PS1 and PS2-era games are the ones you wanna play.
If you couldn't get into Verdict Day I see no point in trying the base AC V, bacause verdict day is generally the same game with less flaws. You could give AC For Answer a shot. IMO it hasn't aged a bit and I still consider it superior to AC V
>>386426883
Emulate the 3 series or play For Answer.
Just ordered a copy of this bad boy off of eBay. I've never played the game and know almost nothing about it, but I took a chance after hearing so many good things about it. What am I in for? How does the gameplay compare to something like Banjo other than being more linear? How does it compare to later entries in the series?
Fun game, but for real. It's 2017, why did you buy this off ebay? You can download an emulator and the ISO for the game in less than 5 minutes.
>>386426704
>It's 2017, why did you buy this off ebay?
Because I enjoy gaming as a hobby, and part of that enjoyment comes from collecting old school games and playing them in the way they were intended, lower-quality graphics and all.
>>386426781
Fair enough I suppose. Just saying you could have saved some time on waiting for it to come in, and some coin.
It's a great game though. Challenging, but not unfair. There's 1 level that can kind of be a pain in the ass late in the game, but it's still a blast.
Nintendo won, why?
>tfw no Wicther 3 @ low settings and 15fps on the Switch
It would be better.
I wish I was Anthony Burch. Imagine getting to fuck Ashly Burch all day erry day.
>shill articles
>having credence
right up there with shill sites like giant bomb devoting 2 h ours of content with the staff saying fuck all during it
Will we ever see her again in mainline Street Fighter again?
>>386426414nose hooks and smegma
>>386426550
I don't get it
>>386426414
When was Jessie ever in Street Fighter?
>Funky ass music starts playing
I loved that funky twangy Stratocaster sound of the 80s. Wish it was more commonly used today.
>>386426203
If there was one thing Dracula X did right:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYtixDcbCNw
Castlevania has objectively the best music in all vidya
Posting underrated amazing boss theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbkKV6_c0eg
Is it Battleborn 2.0?
I fuckin hope not. This game is great.
>>386426167
Yes, it's a shit game and was shilled to fuck on /v/ on release.
It's a good game but considering the devs already went bust once and don't have tons of cash and the fact it's not gaining too much attention despite being better than shit like Overwatch makes me feel like it won't last too long. Shame.
So this game is essentially half life 1 with horror elements, right?
Did HL1 had gameplay revolving around slow-mo you underrage fuck ?
>>386426109
So this game is essentially HL1 + slow motion right?
I got a debate that I think might stir up some shit.
Has any video game ever surpassed playing Pen and Paper DnD?
>>386426023
of course not, a good dungeon master is better than any AI right now
>>386426023
I'll stir this into a shit whirlpool.
Yes, most video games. They're actual games that challenge your coordination, decision making, and other shit. The majority of them are exercises of pure skill with little to no randomness involved. A nerd gets good at a fighter or FPS or whatever and their senses are noticeably, scientifically improved over non-gamers. Only losers play CRPGs that mostly play themselves.
D&D is just a framework for nerds talking together about theoretical situations that are influenced by unreliable probability in dice rolls. You don't need dice or D&D or any tabletop RPG system to *do* the things you do in imaginative roleplaying.
I don't need a copy of pathfinder, spending a few hours rolling up a dickass gnome wizard and organizing a game in which I sit down with a handful of other people to make up a story.
D&D is just a supplement to do some loose "cooperative storytelling". you can *teleports behind you* without it.
Video games are actual tools/toys that can and have presented steep competitive challenges and have even been a contributor for many technological advancements.I like the kind of stories that D&D can produce, but I really prefer pure freeform roleplaying without any particular toolset like D&D.
In my campaign, our Nature Cleric has set up a marijuana/mushroom dispensary, the profits from which are in part donated to his deity's church. He gets his product from a tribe of 293 frog-people who are devoutly loyal to him, due to him and his party killing a green dragon that had been devastating their ancestral breeding grounds.
Our party's fighter is the legitimate heir to a small human kingdom, but has been exiled by his half-brother, who took the throne for himself and turned the kingdom into an authoritarian militarized aggressor. The fighter has taken steps to contact the resistance movement that persists in his now Nazified home, and the party plans to travel there and overthrow the dictator-king half brother.
Neither of these things were planned from the start of the campaign - they've come to exist over the course of our 17 month campaign due to decisions made by the players. In video games, you will ALWAYS be beholden to a script, to what is programmed. In true D&D, you have no limits. You can do whatever you desire to do, and you will see and experience your character growing in the way that you desire, as you have COMPLETE agency over your actions. No video game can give you that.
Video games are great, but they will never come close to allowing the freedom and possibilities that tabletop RPGs allow. A
What will go wrong?
Everything already has.
The lack of multiplayer
The hi-larious Borderlands-tier writing
And probably some other AAA whatever stuff. Game's too easy. Tutorials too obnoxious. Things like that.
>>386426004
>The lack of multiplayer
Wait, isn't it a multiplayer game? I thought it was another Overwatch clone.
Graphics-wise, Ocarina of Time has aged shockingly well. The game has an artistry that still holds up
>>386425717
same goes for team fortress 2
>if I zoom really far it looks almost palatable
Nintedronies at it again
>>386425717
you can hookshot the tits
>post yfw you realized Yoshi was waiting outside the Castle in Mario 64 because he can't go into castles
>>386425403
hold the fuck up
>>386425403
NO WAY
The DS port disproves your theory
What is the most competitive game?
chess
>>386426154
/thread
>>386426154
You ain't fucking wrong.
Dare I say?Freedom Planet thread?
When does the damn sequel come out?
And they better keep the green cat clenching her bike between her thighs.
just girls doing girl things
>>386424994
I better fucking hope thats a (male).
We can all agree that Goin' Commando was the best from the series right?
>>386424506
It's definitely the one I have the most nostalgia for.
My first one, but Up Your Arsenal was my favorite.
This is a close 2nd.
Only blackmark was how lame the final boss fight was.