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>>377004040
>E3 2017
>Main stage event to kick off the show.
>Letters appear on the big screen
>HI
>Audience: Wooo
>Are you having a good time?
>Audience: Yeahhh
>Are you ready to have an even better time?
>Audiance fuck yeah's
>(A giant 10 appears on the screen)
>It begins to count down and the audience joins in with each tick.
>9
>8
>7
>6
>5
>4
>2
>(the audience looks confused)
>Did I miss something?
>The audiance cheers: YES
>What?
>Audience: 3
>Oh no I didn't
>Audience: Oh yes you did
>Oh dear I did, this is sad...
>Audience: awww
>...it's sadder than that
>Audience: AWWWW
>I've run out of three's
>(Suddenly a loud laugh can be heard at the back of the room by a few audience members he's been laughing for 3 mins)
>AH HAH I've got it since it's ethree I'll put three e's on for you how's that?
>(the audience cheer)
>(three e's are spread out on the screen, suddenly other letters come from the darkness , g, a, b, n, w, l, l)
> (the laughing man get's uop onto the stage refusing the help of the industrial crane brought in to help him up.)
> ITS GABE
>(The light's intensify so that his teeth are the most luminous thing in the galaxy, then nothing)
>Come back next year.

tfw no Ghost trick 2

I hope they finally announce Twilight Princess.

>>377003905
Sorry

>but is then treated by the game as a hero

>>377003905
They were mostly rats.

>>377003905
But... was she active? Does she eat activated almonds? Live an active life-style and like action games?

DUDE

MEAD

>>377003402
WEED

>playing multiplayer games

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>>377003292
>it must be you thats the problem anon
>top of leaderboard every single time
>anytime anyone on your team is as good as your or better it's an immediate win
>game turns into make a wish foundation timesync simulator until you get highest rank

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>>377003292
>Want to improve rank in a team based game
>Pros say "just communicate, nerds"
>Try to communicate with team
>Get bullied and lose even more games

protip: if you picked up their weapons you might have held on longer

also fuck games like insurgency for preventing you from shooting when youre in a "out of bounds" zone

>>377002472
No, I still had ammo, just got killed in an encounter with another American.

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Bad game, play Squad instead

>10

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>>377002347
i want to be Kaceytron's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick me up her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her Kaceytron blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juies inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo Kaceytron blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her Kaceytron hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her Kaceytron hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her Kaceytron face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.

I don't watch them, so no.

I know how you feel mate. I have over 2200 hours on TF2 but I'm still shit. Can barely get down the timing for rocket reflects.

I spent all my childhood playing RuneScape and Pokémon.

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>>377001934
>I spent all my childhood playing RuneScape and Pokémon.
it was such a fucking waste playing these shitty casual games

I legitimately want to die man

please kill me

>you wasted your prime years playing shitty competitive games instead of playing hundreds of single player games
>you're too old and won't have the wasted time back to play all those wonderful games

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>>377001508
>tfw your main is also your waifu

It's not even a thong leotard, just granny panties.

>>377001508
>Injustice 2
Don't you mean Batman & Friends 2?

DUDE WEEDCAMP LMAO

>>377000452
Uninstall camp

Weedcamp
Idgaf about prayer, you're much less someone's bitch there. Weed's just a bonus.

Bloodborne on PC!?

>wanting 30fps games streamed to your pc for that super cinematic feel with increased input lag

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BLOODBORN !!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????

>>376030765
i make poost

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ANCHOR POST

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draw more tomatoobs

>>376998613
Devil May Cry.

My fear is that whatever IP they're going to bring back is going to have really limited budget.

Lost planet

>>376998613
Fuck Marvel, I want Darkstalkers!

>>376998009
hope it gets cancelled

>>376998260
Why tho

>>376998260
holy shit that's edgy! I'm afraid to even reply to you!

Screenshot your post and show it to your friends, they'll surely be impressed!

>>376997740
n-no it didn't

>most of /v/ wasn't even born 18 years ago

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>>376997740

>Bethesda will never release another game

You're not wrong.

I agree

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So fucking sexy