you know what I don't like about this thing? It's just a fucking penis. That's it. They drew a real life penis and made it cartoony. Seriously, it looks like someone took my mom's penis and put it in the game.
Older demons actually had personalities to them. They had quirks that separated them from actual demons. This thing? It's. Just. A. PENIS
>>386091151
Dangly Ogre Fucker reporting.
>>386091151
Nasty Ass Expansion Pak, what's good?
>>386091151
Names Feature-Length Ass Sucker, you?
how did an average day to day scientist take on an army of professionally trained killers and not only survive but actually beat them?
>>386090358
Nanomachines son
>>386090358
Because Gordon is special, and he is special because he is the player.
>>386090358
Luck and a super suit
In real life the only way these events could have gone down and ended up the way they did os if it went down like Freeman's Mind
ITT: we post and talk about games we loved from years ago that are virtually unknown.
AKA obscure nostalgia thread.
This game was better than MGS.
>>386089989
true
>never played Jade Cacoon
>loved Jade Cacoon 2
why the hell do people play these games? I've tried four different f2p games and they are just not fun. My friends play the f out of them. I don't get it. Am I like missing something?
btw i genuinely want to know why the fuck people play these types of games
>>386089702
>>386089702
Im in the same boat OP ive tried to like dragonball Dokkan battle and all sorts of other ones but it does nothing for me.
Fire emblem heroes, kingdomhearts x or whatever, duel links, hearthstone. Not a one gave me any positive feelings. I think people get addicted by the gacha and trapped by the money/time investment
>>386089702
Sounds like someone just tried out One Piece Treasure Cruise and got fucked by those horrendous rates.
>Only a few months in and the Switch has as many good exclusives as the other 2 consoles already
How did nintendo do it?
>9 months in and Nintendo has all their planned exclusives out
>2 more games than 6 months previous
>switch owners are now worried
Is this every cycle?
>only a few months
Did you just wake up from a coma? It's been five years.
It probably beat the Xbone, but PS4 is still very much the best console as far as number of good exclusives
t. idort with every relevant current gaming platform
Nintendo is still abusing Metroid and none of you guys are standing up to them. Good job, /v/. Can't wait to see Samus selling her body on the streets in a few years.
Samus Returns looks like it could be really good so long as they stay on Mercury Shit's ass, unlike Konami. Don't give a fuck about Prime 4 since Prime's always been pleb bait anyway.
>>386089564
>Nintendo is still abusing Metroid
Are you from 2015?
why are the fifty metroid fans that exist so fucking melodramatic?
Nobody fucking cares about the series, people just want to spank it to samus
>Men will become demons
Woah
kojima is a god!!!!!!!!!!
>>386089268
Men will have almost no reaction to anything, even when a skeleton man is talking to them
>>386089268
Fuck off already, there's been non stop shitpost about this repetitive garbage game for 2 years now.
>Eat food
>Gain weight
Any videogames do this other than Sims alike games?
>>386089082
Fable 3
you get a sword for doing it as well I think
>>386089082
GTA SA
Bugs.. easy on the carrots
nintendo won again
https://www.forbes.com/sites/olliebarder/2017/08/02/dragon-quest-xi-has-sold-over-2-million-copies-in-2-days-with-the-3ds-version-outselling-ps4/#79d326f320bf
Square Enix won. Good for them.
>>386088914
How many 3DS owners and how many PS4 owners in Japan? Also, >Switch MIA
By the way, no Switch game and no DQ game will outsell the Uncharted 4 anyway, so why brag about fifth or sixth place?
>this sales data is only for physical copies and not digital
Are you sure Nintendo won?
Just a reminder that Steam users don't actually own the games they buy.
Its I don't play the games I licensed
just like any software that doesn't respect the 4 freedoms of software.
>buying games
People actually do that?
how has nintendo let you down?
DLC
Physical DLC
Paid online
Outsourcing Metroid
Bungling Wii U
They haven't. But if you want me to be negative about Nintendo I will say splatoon isn't as fun as ARMS and yet ARMS should have taken some notes from splatoons singleplayer and social aspects.
Yeah but i'll never give up on them.
Jrpg thread
>favorites
>played most recently
>looking forward to
>favorite party members
>favorite
Tales of the Abyss
>Played most recently
Digimon Story Cyber Sluts
>Looking forward to
DQXI
>favorite party members
pic related
>>386088768
>>favorites
I don't know
>>played most recently
Dragon Quest XI
>>looking forward to
I don't know
>>favorite party members
I don't know
Got into JRPGs recently. Looking for some good ones to play on mah PSP.
Thinking about going through the first FF1, never finished a Final Fantasy game before, but the first few hours of a couple of them.
I played through DQ1 a couple days ago through an emulator just for the hell of it, so I don't think FF1 will be that hard to endure. Having multiple combatants on the field already sounds like a huge improvement over DQ1's 1v1 fights.
>trailer claims that the game is "immersive"
>"Your decisions can and will alter the story"
>>386088118
fuck you mass effect 3
no, seriously that fucking thing killed the multiple chose games.
>THOUSANDS OF UNIQUE WEAPONS!
What is a good PS4 game that can be found for under 30 USD? I'm on a budget and I need a fix.
>>386087996
DQ Builders
>>386087996
Have you played Bloodborne? You can get that under 20.
>>386088690
I'm not big on Minecraft but it looks interesting.
>>386088820
Yeah, I've got that one. I enjoyed the hell out of it but I've been too much of a poorfag to buy the DLC. I've thought about giving Dark Souls a shot but I don't think I have the patience in me to down those bosses.
I'm thinking about getting Arkham Knight and buying the DLC at a later time, but if it's anything like the past Arkham games, DLC is required to understand the story.
ITT: Characters that got ruined in the sequel
>>386087928
Rival has nice legs.
Where the fuck is my Alola Leaf, Gamefreak?