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Hours of grinding, depending on how big you want your team to be.

>What am I in for.

Well jeez you dolt, did you ever think before asking such a question? Why would you go to the bother of getting the fucking game, downloading it, setting it up, taking a picture of the screen, making a thread on /v/, without even knowing just a smidge of information about the fucking game? Did it ever occur to you, during any of those steps, to either google it, go on wikipedia, go on youtube, go on gamefaqs, or even something like /v/ BEFORE YOU MADE THIS THREAD and seeing people talking about the game? Surely you must have had a thought akin to this at least once during this entire fucking process, and, if so, why the fuck did you make this useless fucking thread in the first place if that's what you were wondering? This information is already fucking available without you making another retarded fucking thread on this dumpster of a board, adding to the disgusting shitheap, you stupid mongoloid. Do some fucking basic research in the future about the fucking game you already have before making another stupid, earth shatteringly stupid fucking topic.

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Imagine there is a drawn picture of a whore taped to the top of this calculator.

There's your game. Enjoy.

because there is no reason to buy Xbox

>>382655564
Euros mostly consist of soccerfags, which is why Fifa sells there

Fifa, that's literally it. A lot of European PS4 owners have probably never even heard of stuff like Neir of Bloodeborn because they only play the yearly edition of Fifa. That's why BB sold less than, say, Splatoon, despite having a much bigger install base.

Cause I'm not from straya

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Fixed :)

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Consoles are trash and I like not being a screen fiend out in public.

>The worst game reviews you have ever read
all of them

>>382655396
Every single one of them post-2005.
Every single one.

People comparing crash to dark souls have not played a game released before the year 2000
Literally every game had a difficult middle section back then in order to ensure that you cant beat it in one rental cycle.

The monkey stage in Lion King was literally added just because of this.

I can understand watching porn if you can't get pussy but why cuck yourself by not even watching porn and just looking at nude models of video games character

what's next, going back to jerking off to the underwear section in the Sears catalog?

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>>382655145
Or else?

>>382655218
>Sears catalog
Honestly sometimes you get so tired of regular porn you need harder stuff like that

Hardly. If anything he's pretty low tier, there's countless better written characters made before and after.

if you didn't kill him you are a cuck

>>382655449
if you killed him you're a cuck doing the lodge and the empire's dirty work

When people thought Half-Life 2 was a good game

"I liked Quake 2"

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toss up between
>literally none of the new games coming out interested me, if I walk into a game store I just see carbon copies of the same shit ive always played
or
>cant play online for more then an hour at most without getting bored and missing my old gaming sessions with friends
or
>see a new game that doesnt look half bad, say ill buy it, and then realize its been 3 months and I completely forgot about it and never bought it

>>382654509
Before you go in, cook yourself some attack or defence meals. Potent meals can last up to 30 minutes, giving you a fighting chance.

>>382654509
Eat wood

Cook and eat wood

Just do it

>>382654509
What if you were to give this game to, say, twenty... intelligent people i mean, what would that do? Let's face it what would it do?

how can you masturbate to this?
she is too pure

What in all that is holy have I just witnessed? What did you even do? I'm so confused.

>>382653828
Shadow of the Colossus remake looking interesting.

Toribash

>>382653896
>Toribash
Looks fun!

>>382653710
Ib is the ultimate answer

>>382653638
Post Coco

>>382653638
>Ignoring she lays out one skinny nerd, then immediately gets captured by two or three more, just like in the fucking original

>you will never be beat up by a hot female anthropomorphic bandicoot

Injustice has decent SP
Cuckken has 9000 moves which will prevent you from ever getting gud at game. Overall, take both.

Guilty gear

>>382653271
Injustice 2 if you are casual and you are one of those people who have seizures everytime they see anime stuff
Tekken 7 if you hate yourself and your money
>>382655127
Guilty gear if you like your money but you like playing alone with no people online

Street Fighter 5 if you want to support the most cancerous company in existence but want an active playerbase

retail because console games are more expensive digital for some fucking reason

>>382653165
>digital always
i live in a shitty 3rd woRLD country so retail games never get discounts like digital and the market of used games fuckers always try to sell the game like brand new just because the box/disc

Both. There's really no reason to do both. I usually go with whatever is cheaper.

I don't understand why they're focusing on TDM. I mean most of people associate Quake with DM.

>it's another forced esport game

>>382653715
All of the super popular esports are 5v5 now.

yeah, I never played the original myself because I watched my brother play it
shame they're not adding options for more party members so we can get more races

>>382651897
Not really. Modern Square-Enix are incompetent. This being a port however, might be worth a pirate down the line when there is nothing better to play.

>>382651897

where is my PC port

why do they still let this stupid chink company virtuous make bad ports

why the fuck are they allowed to edit models and textures when all they do is butcher them like FFX and Batman