What games let me play as someone with zero talent?
Any multiplayer game
>>387423492
Half-Life
>be reponsible only for pushing a cart forward
>fuck it up so hard that aliens attack earth and occupy it for years
Real life
Would you protect your friends if they were in danger like your favourite vidya hero?
>>387422942
>friends
>>387423025
fine.
for a friend you have had in the past?
No, because I'm a pussy.
I'm more of a cheerleader than anything else. I've been told I'm good at listening and pepping people up.
Besides Pathologic, are there other games that feature the world moving ahead in real time independently from player's actions?
>>387422846
Deadly Premonition does this extremely well, everyone in the town your in has their own daily routine that they do regardless of the player. Makes things feel so alive
STALKER series
Zelda: BotW and Majora's Mask
>>387422846
>Majora's Mask
>Mizzurna Falls
>Outer Wilds
>>387422937
A daily routine isn't the same as events moving ahead in real time without the player.
>Reply this game to see how it compares to BotW
>Remember how slow and boring the game's first third is
>Could easily boot up a file that takes me straight to where the game gets good but my autism demands a 100% replay
Anyone else have this problem?
No. It's really hard to go back to TP. Midna was great though.
the beginning never bothered me. It sets the tone for Link as a farm boy and his relationship with Illia, and helps give you sense of what his village is like. The tears of light segments sucked tho
>>387422972
>the beginning never bothered me. It sets the tone for Link as a farm boy and his relationship with Illia, and helps give you sense of what his village is like.
It's slower, more poorly done version of Outset Island
long link
is long
is long
why is that link so long?
Convince me to finish this game /v/.
I've had it for longer than a year now and I just can't be bothered to play it after dropping it at around ~5 hours. The gameplay is so fucking boring. Is the story really THAT good that I should just power through all this shitty combat and "find a piece of wood/trashcan, move it and climb" garbage?
>>387422286
same dropped it at the fist clicker stealth section.
>>387422286
Just finish it. It's not that bad, and it's not like you have anything better to do with your time
>>387422286
TLOU is greatas a coaster.
It was around $30 during early access, such a shame because it became so good with all the new updates.
Gearbox why?
>gearbox
>obscure game with a retarded name
no thanks anon, don't keep us updated in the future
>>387422235
>such a shame because it became so good with all the new updates
Did it though?
What will the main theme song be?
What should the story be about?
Can non stop infinite climax make a return?
Will there be a Wonder Pink costume?
another remixed american '50 song
>>387424057
with the word moon in the title
>>387424057
>>387424286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkGf1GHAxhE
yo, this could work
Is this a good gameplay element?
I think it stacks the odds in your favor
Does it matter?
You can one shot everything with your starter anyway.
>>387422028
no it is the difficulty setting although most retards will keep it on switch and still complain that it they are "too easy"
also using items mid fight
If none of that is allowed in battles between people then they are deemed unfair and are only allowed to let kids and retards have a chance
>>387422104
I bet you choose grass types in gen 1, casual
Why are Turian girls the best?
Turians are ugly as fuck. Anything that don't look at least a little like a human is a no go. If you fuck turians and krogans, you should just finish your life.
>>387421720
>liking any characters from andromeda
>thinking any characters from andromeda are attractive
Disgusting.
>>387421869
Alright Ashley.
Thoughts?
>>387421674
>announce game
>everyone says the art style looks like shit
>keep art style
>>387421674
trying to put all their cards on becoming a flavor of the week youtube sensation
>>387421674
Shit visuals, won't be getting it.
Original story mode, android 16, 17 and 18 confirmed.
>>387421503
why android 16. who even wants him.
android 17 and 18 are fine. could share 1 slot though.
which characters are 100% confirmed so far?
>17 confirmed
As part of 18's super and nothing else.
Still though, I'm just glad my nigga 16 made it.
>>387421503
Why does 18 have inferior stats to the others. Is it because Goku and Vageta are blue?
What is the best emulator for Nintendo DS?
>>387421376
Desmume. How is this even a question. Once there's an emulator out that's relatively stable that's it, you might get lucky and have it get forked, but there will almost never be another.
>>387421618
fpbp
>>387421618
there's like 4 different alternative ds emulators that are under active development though, at least one of them will surpass the shitheap that is desmume eventually
How? fucking how?? what kind of bizarro fucking universe do we live in where Relic, the kings of tactical RTS, release a half-baked, barely thought out abomination of a sequel to one of the best tactical RTS's out there and it's a piece of shit out of nowhere?
and then some indie nobody's make something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT29OGk_Byc
EXPLAIN
>>387421359
the universe where publishers want to shit the game as soon as the trailer is released and don't give a fuck about the final piece.
>>387421447
>This
In our universe chaos has already won
You missed the part where THQ went bankrupt and relic experienced significant internal change including the suits they report to. A company is not your friend who went through a rough patch and shook it off
ITT: overpowered video game weapons
literally 2017 why are you talking about tf2
>>387421804
>Why are you talking about video games on /v/?
Woah.
>>387421804
name a better shooter
exactly