How hard it it looking to get one of these day 1?
>>388389634
Why $380 for this? Wait for a bundle that isn't a rip off.
>>388390058
$300 console + $60 game + $20 case. The odd thing here is the case. Japan's bundle is just the console and game.
>>388390058
because of the carrying case. cases always add an extra $20 on to stuff. look at all the shitty gamestop bundles. every shitty accessory they add is $20. at some point that became the going rate for each piece of unwanted garbage
What was the best game of last gen?
Hard mode:no first party Nintendo games
Very Hard Mode:no elder scrolls/fallout
Nightmare mode:no souls games
>>388389521I have jerked off and cum to this picture and I wish there was more. I know there's a lot of fat girl porn out there but the right mix of greasy unkempt fat gamer woman is almost impossible to find. The closest I can find is on Twitch streams and then I have to content myself with a tiny little face cam.
It's not fucking fair.
>>388389668
c'mon anon
>>388389834
I'm a PC gamer, no gens here. Just wanting to smear grease all over my face.
>A well balanced, well thought-out third-person PVP brawler with depth
I never played For Honor but that game looked awful and honestly in terms of PVP this does better than Souls did.
But how am I supposed to see what moves people do and dodge them with windfall style? It seems way too difficult. Also, there aren't any grabs, what the fuck????
Windfall is shit
>>388792617
Slower attacks have telltales and there's patterns to every fighter's set of attacks. AKA one move is gonna flow into another and into another. So if you see x move, you know it'll flow into y. It's mainly about educated guessing, idk if you've ever played 3rd Strike but it's similar in you gotta see what your opponent is doing and make an educated guess from there. Honestly, sometimes you can just guess and it works too, it's not super effective but you do have a 1 in 4 chance every time.
>>388792932
No it's not lol.
Is Tharja Egyptian?
She's shit.
>>388390095
YOU'RE SHIT
>>388389440
No, she is Plegian.
Why is she so perfect, /v/?
Because she probably appreciates anal more.
WHAT'S SHAKIN' BACON?
Do you ever cry yourself to sleep knowing that the Huniepopes aren't real?
>most overpowered weapon in the history of the franchise
>new patch out
>no nerf
>mfw
>shit range
already balance bro
it's bugged, doesn't have damage fall off but is clearly supposed to.
just test the slosher weapons and you'll find that when you're above a target damage falloff is applied, however when you're at the same level as the target if it hits it always does the same damage no matter the distance
>>388389021
>most overpowered weapon in the history of the franchise
you clearly didn't play Splat1. And a bigger balance patch is coming out in September. They were just giving small buffs to some of the worse weapons now. God forbid they take a more measured approach to balancing a game and wait for the meta to settle a bit before dishing out nerfs
Webm Thread?
How do you guys feel about the 2nd, for those that have played the early access? I'm on the fence about buying it now. First was really fun for couch and online co-op, and that's really all i'm in it for to play with a buddy. Only got about 15 hrs or so into the first, but did a lot of reading on the game (bad idea) and felt legitimately gimped for not rolling a mage or wizard. How's 2's balance? How's the story. Is it...fun?
bamp
>>388791648
Download the early acesss and try it out yourself my dude, the combat is good but the enemies are strong as fuck.
>only got 15 hours or so into the first
Why not just finish that game instead of buying another?
IT SEEMS THE IGNORANT MASSES ARE DOOMED TO REMAIN AS SUCH!
I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMARTER THAN THAT!
THIS IS UNFORTUNATE, I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO ELIMINATE YOU ALL!
A SMALL LEAK WILL SINK A GREAT SHIP, GREAT NATIONS HAVE FALLEN TO SUCH LENIENCE!
I WILL NOT MAKE SUCH INCAUTIOUS MISTAKES!
Literally nothing wrong.
>>388388507
This fuck is a shitty villain and I stopped playing halfway through the ship dungeon.
Why were the antagonists so bland and boring in this game? I liked the mystery killer in 4, I liked the crazy Jesus freak and Strega from 3. What happened in Persona 5?
T'night... I got nuthin' to sell. I kid you not. Can I buy somethin'?
Shame you can't get nuthin good besides bomb bag you can get for free and stuff he already stole from you.
>>388389471
and an expensive mask that's only used to stay awake through a grandma's stories
>>388389471
>he doesn't know
And I ain't even talking about the All Night Mask
*plays sonic mania offline*
>>388791234
>>388791343
Stop it. Get some help.
how can you play anything on the switch when it has no games
>>388790759
Yeah cause I'm going to buy a system for a game or two when in a couple of years it's going to have little games and be behind spec wise.
This game has a strange amount of glitches.
>>388388497
>developed on PC
>has to be delayed on PC
You can't explain retardation this deep
>>388388786
That's not even uncommon
Is there a glitch even happening in OP?
Reminder
Toot-Toot Sonic Warrior Predicted Sonic's Future
>10-10 Here we go again
Sonic the Hedgehog, the 10th main series game has the same title as the original Genesis Game.
>9-9 Don't fall behind
Shadow the Hedgehog, the 9th main series game marks the beginning of Sonic's decline.
>8-8 Say, don't be late.
Sonic Heroes, the 8th entry is delayed.
>7-7 Destination Heaven
Sonic Adventure 2, the 7th entry in the series is met with positive reviews. Sonic seems to be on the track to success.
>6-5 stayin alive.
(Sonic Adventure and Sonic and Knuckles)
Sonic games begin to get a bit stale, and Sonic Adventure is just the thing to shake things up. They're keeping the series alive.
>4-3 now it's you and me
Sonic 2 and Sonic 3 introduce Tails as a playable character.
>2-1 Now we're going to have fun.
Not really predicting the future, since it's referencing itself and Sonic 1. It's basically just boasting that CD and 1 are the best games.
>What do ya mean? - Give & Take
Predicts the split of modern sonic and classic sonic. SEGA will have to compromise to make both sides happy.
>Heads up, Jake - It's Sonic boom!
Sonic Boom, an animated series aimed at children. Jake's head was previously down due to the disappointment in Sonic Unleashed, Lost World, and others. Sonic Boom is the light in the tunnel. The future looks somewhat good for Sonic.
>Take a little chance - Slip on through
>Y' gotta survive no matter what you do
After failure, the series needs to do something drastic.
>Toot, toot, Sonic Warrior Forever in your mind!
Sonic Mania. Yet again.
>You've got the power to save the land!
Sonic Mania has the potential to save the series. It HAS the power, but only time will tell if it will.
>The power is in your mind
Def of Mania: mental illness marked by periods of great excitement, euphoria, delusions, and overactivity.
In Conclusion: Sonic Mania has marked the return of Sonic. It's what Sonic CD's been hinting at all this time.
you tried too hard
Sonic is cool
>>388388409
>Shadow the Hedgehog, the 9th main series game marks the beginning of Sonic's decline.
When will this meme die. Shadow the Hedgehog was full of OW THE EDGE but it had some of the most enjoyable level design and smoothest gameplay of that era.
People just have nostalgia hard-ons for SA and SA2 and hate on Shadow because of the edgy guns and shit, even though they werefun.
>game rewards you for doing a play-style that's not fun
What other games do this so I can avoid them?
By the way, I'm talking about stealth.
stealth is fun. FC games just arent fun overall
CSGO
>have fun gunfights until AWPs appear
Best RPG in the past decade, just admit it
The Witcher 2 was better.
The Witcher 1 was better.
>>388387951
That would be Dark Souls.