File: 91363a42c515df6bf297ef35a3f5b1d3-twin-peaks-season-3.jpg (69KB, 500x714px) Image search:
[Google]
69KB, 500x714px
What is the Twin Peaks of video games?
21 Posts / 6 Images
View this topic
>>
>>377993725
Deadly premonition
>>
>>377993725
Dead Premonition
Alan Wake
>>
File: Mizzurna_Falls_(Japan).jpg (74KB, 651x650px) Image search:
[Google]
74KB, 651x650px
File: ScreenShot36.jpg (116KB, 1920x1080px) Image search:
[Google]
116KB, 1920x1080px
What games let me become a cute little girl?
15 Posts / 4 Images
View this topic
>>
>>377993657
I think at some point Bioshock 2
and probably not cute but sort of; Little Nightmares (pretty underated imo)
>>
hormone replacement therapy
>>
>>377993657
Mental Illness: Autistic Boogaloo
Anonymous
Castle-fucking-vania 2017-05-25 06:46:22 Post No.377993515
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Castle-fucking-vania 2017-05-25 06:46:22 Post No.377993515
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: castlevania-draculas-castle-netflix-adi-shankar.jpg (113KB, 540x768px) Image search:
[Google]
113KB, 540x768px
>three threads on /co/
>not one on /v/
For fucks sake! It's a goddamn animated Castlevania series! Get the fuck in here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIMrFnl5NiA
36 Posts / 9 Images
View this topic
>>
>>377993515
maybe thats because its not a video game?
>>
>>377993825
It's a series based on a video game. You can't tell me that's not /v/ related.
>>
File: Neardarktheatposter.jpg (223KB, 400x609px) Image search:
[Google]
223KB, 400x609px
>>377993515
Are we posting vampire kino now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLSl8kwnnVU
File: 1491072545599.png (700KB, 1320x600px) Image search:
[Google]
700KB, 1320x600px
video games are fun.
prove me wrong
17 Posts / 6 Images
View this topic
>>
/v/ is shit
you're not playing one right now
therefore you enjoy more shit more than videogames
>>
File: Image00027.jpg (78KB, 559x610px) Image search:
[Google]
78KB, 559x610px
>>377993115
Video games are fun when you're a kid because you still have imagination and can you can actually PLAY -in- video games.
When you grow up and lose the ability to imagine like a child video games lose their charm.
Sadly, video games for adults are hardly a thing. And you can't go back to the games you loved and feel the same enjoyment.
>>
>>377993260
Dumb normalfag that can only find enjoyment in childish bullshit.
File: 1483915517705.jpg (56KB, 720x960px) Image search:
[Google]
56KB, 720x960px
Battlestation Thread!!
48 Posts / 22 Images
View this topic
>>
>>377993114
>dat chair
>>
kys yourself league faggot
>>
File: 20170408_130343.jpg (4MB, 5312x2988px) Image search:
[Google]
4MB, 5312x2988px
!
File: 1234_5_isthehighestnumberaswitchusercancountobecauseyouhavetobeautistictobuyaswitch.png (586KB, 801x860px) Image search:
[Google]
586KB, 801x860px
Nintendo actually managed to cuckold you into buying a $300 PS3-tier "console" just to play a derivative open-world turd loosely based on a good franchise. Yes, Breath of the Wild sucks. No matter how many times you autistically screech "sonybro" and "you didn't play it", it won't change shit game design.
>World is empty and boring.
>Lack of linear plotline provides no sense of focus or valuable goals.
>Weapon durability is joke. Weapons are the only real incentive to complete shrines, yet end up in the trash heap shortly thereafter.
>Difficulty is a meme. The game is easy as piss. You mash buttons until you win, that's it.
>Menu-screen healing. Essentially invincibility. What the fuck?
>Panders to women, gays and transvestites. Forces a fucking crossdressing quest down your throat.
>Autistic collectathon korok seeds that yield a literal piece of shit for acquiring them all.
>Every shrine is practically identical, using the same basic texture palettes.
>Shrines themselves are repetitive, uninteresting and boring, and many puzzles can LITERALLY be fucking jumped over. Holy fuck.
>Mudwater graphics and abysmal frame rate.
>The worst OST in any Zelda game to date.
>Cringe-worthy voice acting that feels out of place and unnecessary.
>Possibly the worst final boss fight ever.
I could go on... The game is dirt. Just wait, in a few years, this will become the next Skyward Sword and all cocksucks will be praying for an actual good Zelda game again.
12 Posts / 4 Images
View this topic
>>
>>377992831
>Nintendo actually managed to cuckold you into buying a $300 PS3-tier "console"
My ass they did, I've been fine with my PC and PS4 my dude, I doubt I'll need anything else this gen.
>>
Whether you're a falseflagger or a console warrior, the dedication and delirium it would require to type this post out is repulsive. Neck yourself.
>>
At least it will have more new / worthwhile games in its first year than all the other platforms of this gen combined, what about that?
File: 4chan pirate 2.jpg (63KB, 514x672px) Image search:
[Google]
63KB, 514x672px
>Companies that want to OWN the worlds water? Pffft, small potatoes. Companies that pump dangerous chemicals into the environment? Whatever
>You know who the true evil companies are?
>Game companies that charge $5 for DLC I don't have to buy. (Which I do anyway, because I'm an impulsive consumer whore who will bitch for months and then still buy it anyway.)
Why does /v/ do this?
16 Posts / 5 Images
View this topic
>>
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Not_as_bad_as
>>
File: 1494292965186.png (6KB, 253x199px) Image search:
[Google]
6KB, 253x199px
>>377992830
Because its a video games board, you fucking moron.
>>
>>377992830
Are tumblrinas still assblasted about EA winning Worst Company?
File: E3 2017.jpg (113KB, 1080x720px) Image search:
[Google]
113KB, 1080x720px
I come from the future. Here is what will happen this E3.
>Microsoft
-Scorpio: official name is "NeXbox". Costs 399
-Showcase with multiplats
-Forza Motorsport 7
-Crackdown 3
-Sea of Thieves
-State of Decay 2
-Cuphead
-Scalebound lives, now developed by Sega as another spiritual successor to Panzer Dragoon and Crimson Dragon.
-Killer Instinct 2. Yes, they're seriously calling it that, even though it's the fourth installment.
-Halo 3 Anniversary is releasing as a standalone game on both PC and console. MCC is also coming to PC.
-Jet Force Scoprio
>Bethesda
-Wolfenstein: The New Machine
-Doomslayer playable in Quake Champions. Another open beta to follow soon.
-Elder Scrolls: Legends
-Elder Scrolls: Online expansion
-Fallout 3 and New Vegas remastered
-The Evil Within 2
>EA
-Battlefront 2 gameplay
-Titanfall 2 Frontier Defense showcase
-Madden 18
-Fifa 18
-NBA Live 18
-Dragon Age Origins and 2 remaster
-The Old Republic expansion
-Star Wars: Smuggler's Tale. Henning and Jade's game
>Ubisoft
-Far Cry 5
-The Fractured But Whole, Stick of Truth is given for free for everyone who buys the game, no pre-order necessary like last year's promotion.
-DLC showcase for R6 Siege, The Divsion, For Honor, and Ghost Recon Wildlands
-Just Dance 2018
-Tom Clancy's War Games. combines RTS with MOBA elements in that you control units instead of specific characters.
-Assassin's Creed Empire
28 Posts / 6 Images
View this topic
>>
>Sony
-The Last of Us: Part 2
-The Avenging Spider-Man
-Marvel vs Capcom: Infinite reveal showcase for Venom, Iron Fist, Ms. Marvel, Rocket and Groot for Marvel and Edgeworth, Dante, Ada Wong, and Rashid
-SFV showcase for Ed and Satsuki, both releasing the same day.
-RE7: Not A Hero trailer
-DMC5
-Destiny 2
-Call of Duty: WW2
-Crash Bandicoot N.Sane Trilogy
-Phantom Wail. A new soulsborne game set around native tribes and spirituality.
-Death Stranding. No gameplay, another in-engine trailer introducing Eva Green
-God of War. No numeric or subtitle
>Nintendo
-Mario Odyssey
-Splatoon 2
-Arms, showcasing amiibo functionality
-Breath of the Wild DLC 1 showcase
-Virtual Console for Nintendo Switch
-Super Smash Bros for Nintendo Switch, includes all DLC fighters. Ice-Climbers and Wolf return.
-Fire Emblem Warriors
-Nindie sizzle reel
-Xenoblade 2
-Zelda Maker
-Donkey Kong Country: Kremling Showdown
-Metroid II: Prime, Metroid II reimagined as an FPS adventure.
>>
>>377992473
>Halo 3 Anniversary
>Jet Force Scorpio
nexted your thread
>>
>>377992473
that would be a boring e3
File: images.jpg (7KB, 192x262px) Image search:
[Google]
7KB, 192x262px
Post videogame girls and I'l tell you if they're hot or not, ok?
17 Posts / 11 Images
View this topic
>>
File: Awshucks+you+re+going+to+make+me+blush+_76aa3e83482c57371da976d176a1faa5.png (542KB, 693x637px) Image search:
[Google]
542KB, 693x637px
>>
>>377992506
um no looks like a little boy
File: Horizon Zero Dawn™_20170525081612.png (2MB, 1920x1080px) Image search:
[Google]
2MB, 1920x1080px
Why she's so perfect?
11 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>377992192
Because she has the facial features of a young man
>>
these poses are so cringe
>>
>>377992192
fuck off, shill
File: spider man.jpg (48KB, 654x534px) Image search:
[Google]
48KB, 654x534px
Where were you when Hollywood began acknowledging the superiority of the PC master race?
26 Posts / 5 Images
View this topic
>>
>hollywood crafts characters from bits and pieces of pop culture
>special report on how water is wet coming up next on xof
>>
its only a matter of time until they demonize PCMR into nazis
>>
>gaymen laptop
>not peasants below consoles
I borrowed a wiiu from a friend and why isn't this game praised as the best game of the wiiu?
It's WAY better than Mario 3D World.
Actually I enjoyed this more than overrated shit like far cry 4 and assassin's shit.
24 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>377991792
the controls are kinda bad
it really didn't need a run button. you have to hold it 24/7 and roll
>>
>>377992389
?
Using the analog stick makes you run automatically.
>>
>>377993129
yeah, it goes by pressure
but its a 2d platformer so of course you'd want to use dpad
File: ned me.png (65KB, 1092x1037px) Image search:
[Google]
65KB, 1092x1037px
Hey /v/ earlier today I let my little bro play a game on steam, my little bro also decided he was a master trader and sent my inventory to a website called OPskins my little bro also stole my phone, now my $300 TF2 inventory is theirs, along with the three years I spent building it, I'm not asking for help, I'm asking for something to cheer me up before I end my pitiful existence
30 Posts / 5 Images
View this topic
>>
Steam Id? I'll send you some vidya because I'm feeling generous today. I finally came home with more than $10in tips today
>>
>>377991904
AMassivelyObeseDragon
>>
>>377991904
profile picture is a dragonite with it's tongue out
Did anyone think it was weird that the main character's code name was Joker but there was no nod to this dude?
14 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>377991391
A costume would have been nice
>>
What about Philemon being absent even when Yaldy nearly mess everyhing up and leave everything to Igor who's much weaker than him?
>>
No because I'm not an autist who thinks sequels need to be related to the games before it
File: yooka laylee meta 4.jpg (65KB, 1300x650px) Image search:
[Google]
65KB, 1300x650px
AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
MY EMPIRE
OF DIRT
21 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
Cool meme friend, did you get that from your pals at 4chan.org?
>>
>>377991321
It's good.
>>
Is there a medical term for people who still think its funny to just repost the same thing over and over and over and over?