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>Buy the game and start it up
>Do tutorial shit
>Kill bandit
>Meet Merchant dude
>He seems like a bro, offers me his house
>Retrieve his brother with my tiny volunteer army
>Help him beat off bandits in the town and get the guard Captain arrested
>King of Swandia or whatever tells him to fuck off and he gets exiled
>Decide Swandia is run down anyway, nickname it Swampia
>Curse the name Swampia and swear one day I will make it mine and find Merchant bro again
>Check tavern to see if he's there almost every day
>Nope but some cute girl's there who wants to adventure with me
>Take her with me, forgot her name just call her Future Wife
>Go to some lesser castle to see if I can find a richer wife, preferrably a Duke's wife to seducce
>No but meet a Duke
>Seems like a dick so I call him Duke of Dicks
>Wants me to collect taxes from his town
>Collect all the taxes and it's like 3k money things
>Run off with beautiful Swampia wife to be and all that money and go to uh snow place
>Recruit from all passing towns and buy expensive armor
>Not a lot of recruits but not too bad
>Beat down bandits and collect their shit
>Get attacked by Sea Raiders
>Hah no problem
>Fuck their 10 killed my 15 recruits
>Get dragged around battered and broken
>Escape
>Recruits and wife to be are gone fuck
>Accidentally hit more sea bandits
>Ass gets kicked again
>They take some of my weapons
>My horse is gone they stole my fucking horse??
>See Nord army fighting sea bandits. Really want my revenge
>Fight alongside them
>Nord army gets wiped the fuck out
>Get my ass handed to me AGAIN
>Escape again
>It's nighttime
>Decide to flee to nearby town
>Bandits are waiting for me IN the town
>Ass gets beat
>Im poor, no more food and no horse
I don't think I'm playing this fucking game right
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>>380703991
You're playing it right.
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>>380704289
Ah yep, Ymira was my wife to be. I didn't know that bit about taverns though so thank god
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>>380704475
>Ymira was my wife to be
Good taste.
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Sup /v, i was thinking about a overwatch-like shooter but with characters from other games and films similar to smash bros. What are your thoughts on that?
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I love the GBA trilogy and hate Waifu Emblem. Will I like this?
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No. It's literally worse than both Awakening and Fates in that regard.
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>>380703530
Yes
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>>380703530
It's nothing like the GBA trilogy since it pretty much remakes the maps from Gaiden in all their flat glory. The presentation and the character designs are a lot better than Awakening and Fates though. I'd say they rival Tellius games' armor designs and I have a boner for the Tellius series.
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Complete Kingdom Hearts III World List 2017-06-16 06:05:30 Post No.380703421
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Complete Kingdom Hearts III World List
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All I have is a list of worlds for the upcoming Kingdom Hearts III.
Returning Worlds
100 Acre Woods (Winnie the Pooh 2011)
Agrabah (Aladdin and the King of Thieves)
Olympus Coliseum (Hercules)
Destiny Islands
Keyblade Graveyard
Radiant Garden
Twilight Town
New Worlds
The Ninth Wonder (Dumbo)
Realm of Wizardry (The Sword in the Stone)
The Ancient Jungle (The Jungle Book)
The Uncharted Land (Pocahontas)
Andy's Room (Toy Story)
Atlantis (Atlantis: The Lost Empire)
Treasure Planet (Treasure Planet)
Kingdom of Corona (Tangled)
Game Central Station (Wreck-it-Ralph)
Winter Land of Arendelle (Frozen)
San Fransokyio (Big Hero 6)
Cable Town
Kingdom Hearts
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got any proof whatsoever senpai?
treasure planet or atlantis is the common guess based on the shadow of sora + the keyblade transformation
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I'm bored. What's a fun online multiplayer PC game?
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>Nintendo wins E3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztz3j8fkXNU&feature=youtu.be
>video sums up the retards that are nintendo fans
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He made a good point. Metroid Prime 4 was announced
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OP tries to be funny
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I'm sorry that whatever game you were looking forward to didn't make it to e3, OP.
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You guys know Nintendo is going to copyright strike any mastersword or Zelda related skyrim mod now right?
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>skyrim
whom cares
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*Whovst
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>>380703352
They can take our green tunics, but they'll never take our big-tit anime waifus!
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Thoughts on Witchblood? 2017-06-16 06:04:34 Post No.380703332
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And here I thought I was burnt out on Metroidvanias. Some things never get old.
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I can immediately tell when a game is a made in unity.
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>>380703889
Are you my cat? He also feels compelled to shit all over anything nice.
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Just wanna know if any of guys thinks that Xcom 2 is better of worse than Xcom: enemy unknown
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They're different games.
Enemies in XCOM 2 are much stronger than enemies in XCOM 1 at comparable parts of a campaign. However, you don't have to worry about weapon fragments or shit like that, so you can afford to go much more aggressive, since you're also given a lot of QoL tools like battle scanners.
Still, I feel that XCOM 1 was a more realized game, but XCOM 2 was still pretty fun.
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Are there many bugs in X-com 2? I remember it was really bad at launch.
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i never actually finished the first one but i just bought xcom 2 i found the first one to be really hard i hope i can try harder this time
Are you going to buy Aloy's new DLC?
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>shotgun user starts lagging
Literally no weakness
Game keeps setting my region to Europe and I get matched with surrenders and muslims who teleport everywhere with shotguns.
On xbox, is this game dead or simply past its prime?
Can't find possesion matchs but team modes fill up quick.
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>>380703132
>playing DOOM 2016 multiplayer
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serves you right for playing such a shitty game
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Al right /v/ list your top ten favorite games and anons will judge you
Soul Nomad
Super Mario 3
Sonic 3 & Knuckles
Muramasa the Demonblade
Ninja Gaiden Black
Devil May Cry 3
Gun Valkyrie
Castlevania Bloodlines
100% Orange Juice
Binary Domain
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Lizard Princess, Elf Princess, Undead Princess, or Dwarf Princess?
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Undead(Alive)>Undead(Frankenstein)>Elf(Traditional)>Elf(Liberal)>Lizard(Merciful)>Undead(Vampire)>Imp(RIP)>Lizard(Merciless)>>>Dwarf(any)
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how is this game? is it worth it for the waifus?
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>>380704182
yeah kinda
>GGPO still has the best netcode for any fighting game
>Developers like Arcsys, Capcom and Namco still don't want to use it
What's their fucking excuse? Is it expensive?
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Is NIOH worth the full price tag? Do you think it will get cheaper anytime soon? How is the DLC?
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>white samurai
absolutely retarded
Japs need to stop white worship so much and actually put Asians in their shit
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>>380702329
Toys r us has it for 40$, if you're a burger.