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Blood money

Absolution.

/thread.

>>382598283

HITMAN (2016)

I love Blood Money, but fuck, the new one is just a level above it, even.

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>>382598247

alright, dumping some

>>382599081
One shot Johnny needs a nerf.

>>382598064
>>patriots are retconned to be big computers, snake trips over the plug while having a coughing fit
They were always machines. It is stated that GW was an IA the whole time. It only made sense for the Patriots to be IAs after the original Wisemen's Committee members were all dead by the time Snake and Otacon tracked them down.

>>382598064
>american politics and culture
I don't think the Patriots are an allegory for American politics and culture specifically.

>>382599397
>"A kind of consciousness formed layer by layer in the crucible of the White House"
DEFINITELY NOT AN ALLEGORY FOR AMERICAN POLITICS

>>382598048
Just about to finished with the cracked version and I can honestly say I wouldn't even pay 10 bucks for it. The game is schizophrenic, it does not know what kind of game it want's to be, either a survival horror, a stealth or an actual shooter, it tries to do all these things, but does none of them well. The enemy designs are different black tar monsters and the gameplay is slowed down so consoles can keep up, but aren't particularly fun. The enemies throw shit at you that you often can't dodge, they teleport around to right in front of you if they can as well. Generally you'll shoot a tar monster from afar, it'll do a slow moving ranged attack or aoe ground attack that's, even if its slow moving, can be hard to dodge, or it'll teleport right into your face. The mimics are basically headcraps but with shitty A.I. and is supposed to jumpscare you, but you get ways of identifying them and you can just hit random stuff and find them that way before they can change.

>>382598048
Yes. It's a pretty good immersive sim, only let down by some boring monster designs. You can tell there was a lot of care put into building the space station, easily worth 40 bucks

>>382599371
Cont.
The narrative isn't particularly interesting to me at least. I've heard the sidequests should be the better part of the narrative, but the sidequests I've done have been laughably short. It does not make up for the stale combat.

Environments are pretty, but there's only so much they do with the interior of the space station being what it is. You'll see a lot of the same things after some hours into the game and only really the space travel outside and a few other areas offer a substantial change to the environment.
Flying around looks nice, but is tedious to do at best. Bad combat is severely enhanced because of the restricted movement and the enemies are anoying to say the least when they pursue with aoe attacks that can't be dodged, or when there's a cluster that explodes into tiny exploding tar fucks.

The voices are well done, but outside of the main characters, the people who inhabit the station looks like crap. Luckily you'll mostly get narrated to by voice.

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>>382597935
>macbook

There's your problem

Bruh, clean your fans out. But your CPU might just be too slow.

>>382598193
It doesn't have a fan. I'm kinda asking if any setting can be adjusted.
>>382598160
fuck off neckbeard,

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>>382597883
Shilling Rowena's shop

>>382597883
ERP. But also mining. But also by NOT PLAYING DEE PEE ESS

Shitpost on /v/

only the first half was funny

DRAG-RACING DRAG-RACING

>>382597790
dm_mariokart2_b2 was better anyways

og mariokart is better than b3 though

>>382597587
its a britbong plug

Thats the queen's buttplug.

>>382597587
Did you buy a Nintendo switch British import as an American

>>382597569

>taxi drivers must diiiiiieeeee

>Huh Huh Huh
>..Swing, babeeh!

It's aged better than GTA3 imo

>>382597670

>Yeee
>Step onnn!!!

>I told you he was aliive!

He was a cyborg

>>382597562
synth

More of a movie thing/bad novel thing than anything

i think i've seen this thread on /tv/. could you make a /pol/ version too?

what game

Bloodborne is, yeah.

>>382597056
All of them, pleb

>>382597056
I actually quite like the 64 version and it's updated version. Finally beat the game a couple years ago. Sure after SOTN it feels like ass, but it's really just traditional castlevania in 3D. IMO, it's a hell of a lot better than the SOTN style 3D Castlevania games. Those ones lost the entire feeling of horror that the original N64 one had.

Its better than MN9 and the closest thing to a true MM11 but I dont know if I'd say its better than 90% of the Mega Man games. Its still up there.

>>382597734
better than 1-8 for sure tho

Try 40%

Final Fantasy VII. That's all I have to say.

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>>382596879
>using a single shitty turn-based JRPG to argue against all of this god tier shit
Ponies never change.

Fifth gen in general is terrible and has aged incredibly poorly. Being the "winner" of that gen is winning a gold medal in the special olympics.

I spent too much time on work/sleep/video games to spend 140 hours in two weeks on /v/.

>>382598207
he's talking about steam (playing video games) retard

I'm probably on /v/ more than that desu