Do you have friends on steam?
Yes. Why don't you, anon?
post your dicks
>>380390556
I can count them on 1 hand
Fun fact: in the Super Mario Bros movie, Yoshi was a baby Tyrannosaurus rex. Our beloved dinosaur pal is in Odyssey.
>>380390276
>walkthrough of the bizarre evolution of Mario all in one game
This is honestly a fucking great concept.
wow I wonder if he pooed out eggs in the movie haha
>>380390592
No but he did try to eat Koopa's wife's foot and got stabbed in the shoulder.
What's so special about this game?
Is just another Metroid 2 remake
>>380390172
If you watched the reveal you would know.
You aren't funny.
>>380390172
>another Metroid 2 remake
ayyyyyy
GIVE
It's so refreshing to see that yesterday's juvenile games about gore and machoism and nudity have grown up.
God of War (PS4) is the first God of War game I will be picking up due to how focused the demo looked. No longer are you mashing X for combos and watching Kratos rip off the head of a naked Gorgon or Siren. All that icky stuff is in the past, much like Greek myths. Now, we have an older, respectable Kratos. A father, his life is now about teaching this boy, and the game harkened a bit to perhaps the greatest game of all time; The Last of Us, and could you really blame Santa Monica for wanting a focused, narrative-driven game? Sony does those so well these days.
All I know is, for once, I care about Kratos, and I'm looking forward to this game.
>>380390021
CÜCK
>>380390087
Yeah looks pretty good. Only thing out of Sony's entire E3 conference that didn't make me bored or cringe.
https://m.mic.com/articles/amp/179676/wolfenstein-2-the-new-colossus-racist-alt-right-kkk-nazis
I thought this game was about cute girls and gravity shenanigans, why am i fighting an Eldritch horror?
Odyssey: collect moons
Mario 64: collect stars
both games are non linear
dumbass
Thanks Major Apparent
>>380389706
>being this retarded
so I just got this game and I cannot for the life of me seem to figure out how to git gud
I keep getting completely fucked up by random shit, need halp and also Thea: The Awakening thread, I guess
I remember managing to beat it once. It's pretty fucking hard. Cool setting and mechanics, though.
>>380389830
I do not fucking like that RNG seems to have such an impact on the playthrough
that, and the fact that the console version only has one save file. I don't know about the PC version
Master Chief vs Samus
Who would win?
It's important that Samus win to show that women are capable of defeating men.
>>380817647
i thought haloid settled this a while ago
Master chief is a girl
How can a jap company that release 30 games per year have better artists than western companies that can afford 3~5 year development plus bigger budget?
>>380389458
Maria is cute until she opens her mouth.
I particularly like her puffy cheeks.
>>380390235
Bulimia cheeks
>>380389458
affirmative action has allowed women into gaming & they don't like good looking women in games because they see it as competition
Japan isn't as stupid
*blocks your path*
Now that Sony objectively won E3, how do you handle this situation?
AHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(takes breath)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
>>380389421
i hate niggers
>>380389421
Calm down it's just video games
Miles actually looks mixed now
Cool.
I like Miles
Leave E3 to me.
>>380389290
Fuck off weeb.
*loses E3*
mario odyssey obviously ends with mario and peach finally getting married
that's why the amiibo is mario in a wedding tux like bowser's. they're finally going to make their romance canon. you can see mario wearing his tux in the last level in all the teasers too.
>Implication that they're gonna fuck right after
peach already married bowser once.