I just gotta start with the obvious.
>>379394443
The story is not that difficult. I've only ever seen people who breath primarily through their mouths complain it being "complex"
they went too deep
>>379394527
It does say complex and or convoluted, which it really is with all those ganes that pile up.
wait... what happened? why arent people talking about this?
is the game so good people dont even have time to talk about it????????
i havent played it yet. just curious
>>379394280
Ubisoft happened
Just lost 95% of its playerbase last I heard
>shilling bugishit
>Give this shit a whirl for free, 'cause why not?
>Everything about it looks and sounds like a Z grade FTP game, but that was expected.
>Start up the tutorial.
>Assaulted by abysmal VAing and "humor", but that was expected.
>Getting frame drops in a game that looks like it was from 2007.
>Work out that the GFX settings were capped to 22-60 fps. For some reason this setting exists and was killing my FPS. Set it higher and move on.
>Movement and shooting feel like absolute shit, really floaty and slow.
>Low level gameplay seems to be a fairly dull mashup of an extremely dumbed down arena shooter (one weapon, two abilities) and an moba with tedious bulletsoak creeps.
>Finish up the tutorial and jump into the single player missions.
>Have to wait in line to play the single player mission on their game server in 2017.
>Give the terrible storyline cinematic a minute or so before skipping (unbelievably boring and unfunny).
>First mission involves running through an empty level collecting shards and listening to com chatter about some bullshit.
>Get stuck on some scenery, can't even kill myself to get unstuck.
>Have to quit the level and get back in line to do the first mission from the start.
How the fuck did this shit even get made? Like, borderlands might not have been the best series ever, but its pure gold next to this shit. If someone told me that gearbox was pulling a practical joke and the "FTP" version was actually a amateur unity asset flip that they switched for the real game I could believe it, because the possibility that a bunch of professionals thought that this garbage was acceptable, let alone would sell well is just mindblowing.
How the fuck is this real?
>>379393802
maybe you just lack a sense of humor, I found some of it funny, OR MAYBE, you dont want to give it an honest try, ya know your nagging quite a bit you sweet little cuck
>>379394891
If you find nu-gearbox shit unironically funny you're an underage newfag and you need to live
Gearbox are a bunch of delusional fucknuggets.
Fuck 'em.
What did he mean by this?
>>379393651
Means that that having both a Switch and PS4 is great
t. Owns both of them
He means that console warriors are faggots.
The two systems provide a different niche.
Successful Nintendo is worst Nintendo.
I'm expecting Wii levels of consumer apathy.
>playing your switch in portable mode
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
Why the fuck not?
>>379394224
>tinyass 720p tablet screen
>>379394224
>bing bing wahoo!
Does Konami not realize how much money they'll make if they remade Metal Gear Solid 1?
They've done 2 and 3 to death, but never acknowledge this one, why?
>>379393275
>muh remakes
fuck off
>>379393275
They would have to heavily re-balance the game in order to not break it as the last time they remade it. Either that or keep the camera and controls the same as the original, in which case why make a remake in the first place.
Good luck getting papa hayter back in the role.
I can't wait to play this next month
More like Red ASS
>>379392930
B r o w n b r i c k s
>>379392876
It gotta be vapourware, but what about the anime? That actually got funded by KS so they cant get away with sweeping it under the rug
This is your last chance to guess the name of Project Scorpio.
XBox Two
XBox Zero
>>379878243
XBOX THIS
>THIS is your native 4K console
>THIS is your UHD Blu-ray player
>THIS is your XBOX ONE
>THIS is your XBOX 360 emulator
>THIS is all you need
>You need THIS
>>379878243
Xbox Omega
And what can we, as gamers, do about it?
>>379392845
That is a Sikh
>>379392845
Turbans are for Sikhs.
Sihks >>>>>>>>>>>>>>dog shit >>>>>>>>>> Muslims
>>379392845
But there are
What made Dark Souls 1 so good, /v/?
Methodical combat, interconnected world, melancholy atmosphere, and lack of handholding.
>>379392487
Immersive experience, I was at the top of immersion at the final boss, literally crying, not sure why.
>>379392487
Damn near all weapons in the game were viable. Something that DKS 2 and 3 lacked.
Do you have forward head posture, /v/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JA3O0NVb-sk
>>379392335
Yes, it's fixable though
>>379392335
me on the right
Fuck I have this.
Gonna try that, thanks
NO GAMES
SEE YOU NEXT YEAR
IS WALTER WHITE GAY FOR ME?
AFTER THE ROLE OF A LIFETIME
I'VE BEEN.... "BUSY"
>ARMS is a bad ga-
>"I base my opinions on opinions from sites everyone knews are either shit or paid"
>>379392008
t. salty sonygro mad he only has one game
never played ARMS, but people are entitled to their own opinions you know
REDDITS NOT THAT AUTISTIC GUYS HAHAHAHAHAHA
what were you doing there in the first place and on a mobile too
What a fucking HORRIBLE thread
>starting a console war just because
>posting some fucking stupid reddit post
>pretending that there's any good reason to share it or make other people read it
Fuck you faggot OP
>>379391381
>90% of the console library
At least they're honest about it
Are you ready to play another strong independent female who don't need no man?I am
https://youtu.be/3-BlHwXJsX0
more like SHILLBLADE SHEKEL SACRIFICE RIGHT FAGGOT?
get the fuck out of here DmC is the biggest disappointment in this industry and you will never redeem yourselves
ever
and ugly on top of it. And it's funny because she used to be way prettier in the earlier trailers, which mean they deliberately made her ugly.
>>379392731
She looks pretty much the same in the reveal trailer.