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>>390131659
Nobody cares about what's making you insecure, you silly little cunt. Go play some JRPG and fuck off this board.

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>>390131742
>stop talking about vidya!

no

>>390131659
That is a HER???

>>389044170
You mean like how Xbox one, PS3 and PS4 games need installs to experience the whole game? If you can buy a 1TB hard drive for those consoles, you can get a 128gb microsd card for the switch and whatever else that need it.

>>389044170
Fail to see the issue, everyone has one SD card lying around to be honest. Worse comes to worse they're not expensive to buy and can be re-used for phone, camera and so forth if you don't want to use it for your Switch again.

Vastly different from buying those piece of crap Vita card. I still have my 64GB collecting dust and cannot use it for anything else other than a dead console.

So yeah it's ok when Nintendo does when they do it right. The same way I've decommissioned my 3DS SD Cards, they're back for my SLR.

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>sell you an underpowered console by design
>sell you the means to make the console less underpowered

All chairs and beds are designed to be uncomfortable, the sole exception of this being the bed and chairs of the overseer and chief of security

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amiibos are the only currency

Everyone's a trap

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>tfw never will be hyped about Scalebound again
>tfw never will customize dragon bro armor and personalize his attack tactics.

Also, monthly reminder it was Phil Scumbag the man who killed the dream:
https://segmentnext.com/2017/04/01/phil-spencers-credibility-within-the-company-was-at-risk-scalebound-had-to-go/

I would honestly be super surprised if crackdown 3 came out at this point. I was almost certain it was due to be out october, but the pushback basically cemented a cancellation.

fuck xbox

video games

kingdom hearts, i played the first one on ps2 it sucked ass

Almost everything.

Then I realized that I dont really like video games. I just wanna laugh at other people's miseries

Why did you think going faster than an airplane that is keeping you alive would be a smart idea?

you went too frar

>>390130214
I wont, whole stage is a let down thank god for knuckles act 1 and is it just me or drop dashing with super on the plane crashes the game

>>390129847
Use both hands.

>tfw I overeat
back to /ck/ with you boyo

I bet your controller is really greasy

Literally anytime I feel the stakes are high.

I can be amazing at a hard game until I figure out dying sets you back massively and suddenly it's choke city.

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>tfw suck at Sonic Mania
>everyone is showing off their 72 lives and shit while I'm struggling with every level after the second

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At first I thought we just sucked at the game as kids because me and my nephew only made it to the third level ONCE but it turns out this version of the game was so poorly designed that it legitimately was hard as balls.

Have a knife fight with him and go share a few drinks afterwards

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White or Black?

>>390129267
samurai

>>390128424
Shitty enemy design.
Named Prey for no reason.
Prey 2 is canceld because of this.

>>390128424

Bad enemy design and generally shitty gunplay. Atmosphere and exploration is top notch, but by the end, when you're running back between zones you've already explored, it becomes a real slog.

Not a bad game by any means, but its flaws drag it down to the 'decidedly mediocre' category.

Prey (2017) makes me doubly disappointed because the first game never got a sequel and whatever Prey 2 to was supposed to be never came out either. Both were way more appealing just on the premises alone.

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THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK

BILLION DOLLAR
IP

AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O!

They had Raimi do the localization.

Turtles live in the ocean which is like 1% fish jizz. So bowser might actually be gay.

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>>390127660

i strongly feel like this is an insult to life itself

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>>389041351
>they wasted all this money on a remake of a 2016 game
>could have been Bravely Third for switch

fuck u square

>>389041557
>implying this downgrade mobile game has a budget more than 100 bucks

If you need a full blown tank sim, you can try Steel Beasts.

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>>390127527
Also, can't wait for MBT-70.
AW on suicide watch.

WoT is a terrible game and I hope it dies, desu.

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>>390127703
>german and american engineering in one tank!

My neger!

>>390125957
Go to your house and kick your dick off.

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Try to get the fuck out of Tokyo as soon as possible.

>>390125957
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