>turn based combat
>>384872716
>your sensei wants to fuck your mom
>Action RPG
>com based turnbat
MANFILTH
Hopefully they've put much more emphasis on the Nemesis system in the sequel
>>384874578
In all the showings of the game, they do NOTHING but talk about the Nemesis system, so I have high hopes
BUTTONS!!!!
THE BEST GAME OF ALL TIME
excuse me?
Can't dispute that. Still playing it regularly on Dolphin.
That's not Future Perfect
I still can't comprehend why /v/ loves das3 so much
From and Miyazaki literally sacrificed everything for the "muh cinematic experience"
Everything felt so safe and sterile it's not even funny
>>383885138
it was garbage
the moment I saw there was no poise in the trailer, I was suspicious, and look how it FUCKING TURNED OUT
>>383885138
Idk wtf you mean, I beat bloodborne and only died once, on gasciogne. I'm currently stuck on pontiff in ds3
>>383885138
/v/ defends the game every day
Should I do this, /v/?Steam purchases thread
Do you like these kind of games?
Why would you trust complete and total strangers/shitposters more than your own gut?
Holy fuck I hate you.
No don't
Also >>384872474 I dislike him too.
>>384872474
Unadultered opinions are more valuable than biased ones.
What series is the first to come to mind when you see this environment?
>>384872393
sonic adventure 2 battle
>>384872393
Bruh it's mary-o.
not series but ff8
What games allow me to play as a kung fu user?
Yakuza
>walfas
Way to create a thread with this Ebaums shit.
>>384871961
Dance Dance Revolution because gook """"""""martial arts""""""""" is nothing but dancing.
So I just beat this game's main story. I thought it was prettyfun.
samefag: Story's surprisingly okay for a spinoff title; not amazing, but good enough to keep me emotionally invested. This and the original P4A probably have the best side-stories.
The gameplay itself is baller though. Are there any other rhythm games that use this system?
Thought the story was a bit dull but I love defeating demons with dancing. It's such a dumb idea in the best way.
>>384871593THIS CAROUSEL
TAKES US ROUND AND ROUND
What would you like to see from people who discuss and rate games? Is entertainment value important to a game critic or is one just fine being straight to the point and discussing the mechanics of the game and the quality of the gameplay?? What do you think is currently wrong with gaming journalism nowadays, like the obvious shilling some critics do. Also, how are you feeling today?
>>384871413
Nothing
Game journalism is dumb
Just tell me what the fucking game Is. Don't use buzzwords like "metroidvania". Be a gamer yourself.
I actually like Total biscuit because he does this, he might be an arrogant cunt outside of it but I think he's wtf is series is handy.
You shouldn't be allowed to put a review online unless you've played at least half of the game.
>you now realize that fox has robot legs
why didn't they delve into his backstory and show us how he lost his legs?
Something something robot legs so the blood doesn't pool in his legs when they go hyperspeed.
Literally all of Star Fox's team has those metal legs, it's part of the surgery required for them to pilot their spacecraft. Some say it's to regulate G-forces from forcing all their fluids into their feet (but their crafts also have G-Diffusers) and some think it's to enhance their speeds on the ground.
>>384871220
>>384871439
Just one artist's interpretation of the design
please go re-enact tubgirl
I went to my local game emporium to peruse their wares. I was besmirched to discover unpurchased copies of the best game ever, The Witcher 3. I took all of the copies to the cute cashier.
"Hello ma'am. What is a fine female such as yourself sullying her sex by working here?" I asked.
She eyed my cape and dragon-topped cane. I swear I heard a splatter behind the counter. "I'm sorry sir, I know I shouldn't be working but I need the money to tour the CDPR offices."
I gasped. "If I were your husband I would give you the money."
"I work for my husband. If a strong man such as yourself could help a female such as myself I would divorce him and make love to you right here."
"How dare he. I humbly ask to see your husband."
The cute cashier gave me a big smile and tore off her wig. She was not a cute cashier but was in fact destroyer of video games and the lord of lies Todd Howard. "Now that I have your attention would you like to buy Fallout 4?" He asked.
I nearly vomited but kept it down. "Absolutely not, I will take my copies of The Witcher 3 and bid you a bad day sir."
Todd Howard bellowed a demonic laugh. "But Anon, these are all Fallout 4."
Much to my dismay Todd was right. What were The Witcher 3 boxes had turned into Fallout 4 boxes. The shelves which once housed perfect games like Watercloset and Schoolgirl Fashion Show now only contained Fallout 4.
I ran screaming from the premises literally shitting myself in the process. All the way home I could hear Todd running after me and screaming his catchphrase, "It just fucking works."
Keep going.
>>384871287
Todd also threw oranges at me
>>384871180
DELET THIS RIGHT NOW
I summon my Meteor Black Dragon in attack mode! Your move Seto
>this thread will stay up while the mods babysit the catalog for FF14 threads
>>384871369
or the tree
i summon my zippo and my middle finger fuck your autistic cardgame you piece of shit
>post your favorite game
>other anons guess your other favorite games
>>384871000
Twin Snakes and Symphony of the Night
>>384871000
If you're anything like me, MGS2 and Killer7 complete the GOAT trifecta.
Are there any good driving games?
Not racing games or the truck sims, games where you just... drive.
I usually resort to San Andreas, but you're still too likely to hit people, CJ shouts dumb shit, etc. Great radio, though.
Watch Dogs 2
desert bus
>>384870950
Mad Max. You'll love it for the driving.
>All enemies, even the basic minions, are bullet-sponges
>Rate of fire is too slow
>Magazine sizes are too small
>Reload is annoying, takes too long, and is done too frequently
>Accuracy?
>Either the "coin" drop rate is too low, or the prices in the shop are too high. You can almost never afford anything unless you're playing Pilot
>Too many joke and meme guns
>Dopey artstyle
I thought this game was supposed to be good? As someone who likes Nuclear Throne, I wanted to like this game a lot more than I do.
My biggest complaints are the first ones I mentioned. Enemies have way too much health; this, combined with the low rate of fire of the default/low level guns, small magazine sizes, reload mechanic, and inconsistent accuracy means that runs are very slow to start. This is a problem in a roguelike where you're going to be playing through the first part of the game repeatedly. It's just too slow and boring to sit there and slowly pop away at those beginning enemies with the default and low tier weapons.
The game can be fun when you get a good run going, but it's such a chore to get there that I don't even want to bother anymore. Thoughts?
Cool blog
>>384870745
>Thoughts?
I think you probably need to git gud and/or went into the game with the wrong expectations. In Nuclear Throne you just get super overpowered guns and combine them with mutations to clear multiple screens with a single click. In Gungeon you get carried by items and weapons far less and have to be able to play the game.
>>384870745
going through the first floor feels like a chore after you get good. i feel like it's a waste of time but choosing to take the elevator feels like your gimping yourself, missing chests and whatever. as for the reloading thing, did you know your guns reload automatically if you switch to a different gun?