>Stop rehashing old, only focus on new
>Never make a 2D (unless it's a Advance or Rush sequel) game again
>3D momentum based game play with good, coherent and focused level design
>Multiple characters
>An OCCASIONAL boost game here and there, only if it's as good as Unleashed
>Fire Pontac and Graff, bring back the old writers and make grand and epic stories that's in your face and edgy
>Jun Senoue composing soundtrack
>Delete or completely overhaul all social media accounts
>Cancel Sonic Boom
>Sega turns like Nintendo and ethnically cleanses the internet of all the shitty fan games and hacks
This is the only way Sonic can be good again. If you don't like it you can go to my toilet after I've taken a hot steamy turd and eat it.
>>389355651
Let it die anon, just let it die
>>389355651
Someone waited to played mania on steam
>>389355651
It's so easy!
also senoue composed sonic 4. he doesn't know what he's fucking doing.
>>389130039
BEST
>The Evil Within.
WORST
>Resident Evil.
>REmake
>Resident Evil 4
>Resident Evil 2
>the rest
that's it
>>389130039
REmake>4>2>3>CV>5>0>6
Haven't played 7
>>389130103
Nice meme
I have perfectionism autism and I love to unlock shit for doing things right
Will this game really make me want to replay each level multiple times?
>>389129907
yes, it's quite good for that
be sure to go in and turn all the dummy lights off so they don't spoonfeed you the opportunities in each level
>>389129907
Yes. Extremely yes. You'll be playing the game for weeks.
Yeah, it would be a complete waste if it didn't. It doesn't take that long to beat a mission and there's only six levels, after all.
>ugly comic book cutscenes with QTEs that look bad in HD
>worthless micromanagement gimmick
>DUDE CO-OP LMAO
>game makes you listen to tapes to get the lore instead of explaining it throughout gameplay
>awkward control scheme
>story is chopped up into short, disjointed missions
>missions that require you to play as Not-Snake who has exactly the same character model regardless of who you pick
How is this a good game again?
It's a handheld game. Can't fix that
>>389129791
It was made with being a portable game in mind, so a lot of the things that work great on a handheld fall flat on consoles
I hate that PW Big Boss has become his face of the franchise. Naked Snake looks so much better
Did you preorder one /v/?
>>389129583
Fuck no. The prices in eastern europe are ridiculous, and it has nothing to do with VAT
>>389129583
>one
Yeah, but not the pig ugly american one.
I went to Nintendo's store in NYC this weekend while I was there and holy fuck.
This is the cheapest fucking piece of shit I've ever had the misfortune of holding.
>Terrible sticks, tops have zero grip and just slip slide around like a 3DS circle pad
>Every button is mushy as fuck
>Despite the fact that they are still digital triggers, they have a bunch of travel time (literally the worst of both worlds)
>Dpad can be pressed down as one button
>The dpad triggering diagonals way to fucking easily is real despite Nutendo fans on /v/ claiming it was only first run models and that it was fixed with the Splatoon version of the controller (I tried one, it was not the case, Splatoon version of the controller still triggers diagonals too easily) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOZ4EsGVBhM
>The gyro in Splatoon 2 was significantly worse than Splatoon 1's gyro, it felt like it had a bunch of smoothing over it and ruined the responsiveness that the first game had
>The material on the grips is shitty and gets your hands slippery
>Too many fucking menu buttons in the center, kept fucking hitting screenshot or some shit instead of start
>Finding menu buttons reliably without looking down sucks because they're flat in the controller and not sticking out at all
>Half the battery life of their previous pro controller
>It's 70 fucking dollars despite being worse than their previous controller which was like 40-50 new
Only the most desperate fanboy speaks highly of this controller. If you see somebody do so, remember to call them out on their retarded bullshit.
>>389355238
How did they go from this....
>This is the cheapest fucking piece of shit I've ever had the misfortune of holding.
can't be worse than the Xbox360
>>389355347
..to this?
How is this game?
It's another undertale?
It's worth to play?
I don't know. I don't play video games.
>>389129528
it'sactually pretty good, i'd recommend it
It's not as good as Undertale but if you like that then you might like OneShot. It does some interesting fourth wall stuff but in general the puzzles are pretty basic. I finished it in three hours so I wouldn't say it's worth it at full price.
What's her name /v/?
Kirby Epic Yarn
Final Fantasy Tactics A2
What video games have cool armor?
>>389129513
basically any video game with armor has at least one cool armor set
so my recommendation is play any video game with armor
>>389129565
Nah. I've played numerous games that have no cool armor at all. Most games don't even have capes.
I used to be a fucking rock star during the Sierra era dude
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I've jerked off to so many of his videos. Kelsey is such dirty slut I can't help but spew a fresh load any time she's on screen.
Wish he would stop causing the prices on retro games to go up.
What is, currently, the most demanding and best looking game out there?
I just got a gtx 1070 and I wanna give it some use
>demanding
PUBG
>best looking
Hellblade
demanding on the GPU, Fallout 4 with everything overhauled to 4k or GTA 5 with everything overhauled to 4k.
demanding the CPU, ARMA or Pubg.
>>389355038
>getting a gtx 1070 with the current overprice when the next nvidia series is coming out in less than 8 months
Do you consider classic Lara to be a bimbo?
shes a woman so yes
>>389128724
Not at all
no
she's the bitch archetype
>/v/ says it's shit
>it's actually awesome
Why do you guys lie to me?
>>389354669
>it's actually awesome
(You)
how does a complete fucking froob start playing RTS like these? what civ would be a good start?
>>389354915
dumb frog poster
Nintendo is FINISHED
This is the portable Dreamcast, 10 years from now you will see people sucking its dick because it wasn't succesful but had potential and a few great games
>>389354860
>10 years from now
Isn't the current general consensus that while the vita had great hardware at the time, it was killed right after birth by a lack of videogames, zero 3rd party support and sony themselves dropping the ball after the first few months.
It's a shitshow, sure, but it's also pretty well documented and understandable as to why things went the way it did. Proving once more, that great hardware means jack shit if you don't have any 'killer apps'
The system itself is amazing and WAY better than the 3DS, (Better specs, screen, comfort and it doesn't look like a plastic toy.) This is coming from a Nintent0dller. If sony hadn't shit the bed completely on the software side it would have won
How the fuck do I counter people spamming light attacks?
>Can't use Absorb because it doesn't stop the combo and it's impossible to absorb several hits in a row without messing up and losing the whole combo
>Can't block because character is constantly stunned
>Can't dodge to the side because all the fast moves are swooping attack that don't care if I dodge left or right
>Can dodge backward (even that doesn't work half the time despite my character having 22 mobility) but then you can't hit the other guy back
You're gonna love Bird Outpost
Which style are you playing as
>>389128587
No, I completed the game already, and I'm around level 30 in pvp, but I've just had a string of defeats because I've been put against players with very fast moves and I don't know how to react.
Not that I don't have fast moves myself but most players are Forsaken or Windfall and they seem to have better way at dealing with combos than me.