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not all monkey evolved
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Different fathers.
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I want to put my dixie inside Dixie
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>/v/ hates the open world meme
>/v/ hates story driven linear games
well which is it
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>>376467878
/v/ hates video games.
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>/v/ is one person
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>>376467946
FPBP
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A big criticism of this board is that we talk, complain, and generally give our opinions on games we have never actually played. Well what's the most interested you've been in a game you've never played yourself?
For me, it's Banjo Kazooie. I love all the music, and I know all the levels. I've watched speedruns, casual playthroughs, and I've enjoyed watching anons talk about it. I love finding out behind the scenes stories about the development of it, and I know all kinds of general trivia about the game, I even know the controls, I've just never actually played it. When I see pictures of Banjo or Kazooie, or Mumbo, or even Gruntilda, I get that personal feeling like ‘yeah, those are my boys’.
So what games do you know a lot about, or really like or whatever, but haven't actually played?
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Resident Evil.
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Biggest one I can think of is MGS2, but there could be another one. I think the game looks horrible to play, but all the theories about it are interesting.
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>>376468058
I feel you, I used to love Metal Gear technology! example threads, they fascinated me. Like how blowing up a food hut in MGS3 will make the guards hungry and willing to eat rotten food for a few areas after, really made me want to play the games. I knew every last secret and easter egg and shit before I actually did.
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ITT:Talentless hacks whose work is only loves by autists
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This is sakurai's collection
He is a real player
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every jap dev ever
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Mario Kart 8 Deluxe thread 2017-05-10 01:09:26 Post No.376467549
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Mario Kart 8 Deluxe thread
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Reminder that both /v/eekends and /mk8g/ have undergone a major revival.
Come play with us!
>200cc
2139-3520-1835
>Battle
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>150cc
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>Wii U
4584-9410-2777
For when this thread dies:
>>>/vg/176317397
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1/12 Switch
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Is there honestly abetter dlc edition to this game?
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>mario kart on non /v/eekend days
Games with trumpets
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You can toot my horn buddy
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SMT
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There's a pretty sick trumpet in Danganrompa, the investigation music
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I haven't heard many if any in Nocturne
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I mean, getting perks through skill challenges is a neat idea, weapons are whompy enough and there's quite a few enemies to test them on when a setpiece comes. That being said, game constantly wants to hold your hand, "see this! now look at this amazing setpiece! go through here! run!" so that any sort of true, player created spectacle is lost in scripted noise. Environments are completely dead technologically, you can barely do any damage to your surroundings no matter what weaponry you use. Map design is pretty poor, wide low corridors, there is almost zero verticality in the game. Apart from humanoid enemies, robots, drones and vehicles are very uninspired, it's surprisingly how tame the art design is. At one point I thought I was playing Bethesda's Fallout, with those lame mechanical bodies stomping around.
What I can give credit to is that train scene with the 'purity' test and the luger, it's a great example how to make a memorable character in just a few minutes. Unlike the main villain which isn't really a parody nor is he really threatening. The game is too serious for tonal shifts it tries to make.
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>>376467303
>Environments are completely dead technologically, you can barely do any damage to your surroundings no matter what weaponry you use. Map design is pretty poor, wide low corridors, there is almost zero verticality in the game.
MEGATEXTURES
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>>376467410
Yeah, worse than Unity.
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I feel so torn about this game. It COULD HAVE been great and there were definitely moments of gameplay that I genuinely enjoyed. I agree with your assessment- there are alternate ways to do some things but when there are they're dangled in front of you (Look at this vent that we pointed you RIGHT AT, I wonder if you can climb in there and sneak around).
NOW HEAR THIS: THEY'VE SENT IN THE WRIST ROCKETS, TAKE 'EM DOWN PLASTIC BOY
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SUPER
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>>376467889
BATTLE
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>>376468126
DROIDS
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a big thanks to microsoft 2017-05-10 12:56:11 Post No.376466513
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a big thanks to microsoft
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I'm so happy that microsoft is gonna release soon their "not new" console, the Scorpio
One would think that after introduce video game players to micro transactions, paid online, generic games of the year, and intruducing a whole new herd of 12yo and dudebros to the game industry, and all of that, they would more than satisfied after all they've done for the game industry, but the scorpio it's the icing on the cake, the real deal, remember guys, this time around Microsoft is finally going to accomplish their mission of crashing the game industry with their hot and flamming "console revisions" and the end of the "console generations"
Make no mistake and be prepared to buy a new console every two or one year till the fucking market crash thanks to microsoft, I'm serious guys, thanks you microsoft from bringing us again back to the sega saturn era, can't wait till playstation and nintendo start to release revision after revision of their consoles every year
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Okay jamal sage
Sony ponies are pathetic
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>>376466602
underage b&
>>376466513
we can only hope and pray the market crashes. we need a glorious revolution
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>>376466513
Samefag
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>level takes place in Australia
>didgeridoos and aborigine wailing constantly playing
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Name 1 game
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>>376466869
Sly 3
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E
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Fuck you /v/ this game is shit
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Wow wtf it suddenly got good
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>>376466216
is that bb?
if yes, it is shit.
/v/ likes it cause its an ez souls game and ppl call it hard.
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>>376466327
Name ONE (1) game
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>>376466125
jackie chan
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Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzunoha vs. The Soulless Army
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GTA SA
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>unskippable credits with no minigame to keep you entertained
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I just want minigame loading screens.
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>>376465859
Aren't those patented by some faggot ass company who prevents other companies from doing them?
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>>376465783
>unskippable credits with no minigame to keep you entertained
>when you've pirated the game
Jokes on you guys
What's the poorfag's way of getting into jubeat?
A machine costs 8000 (expected) and a controller apparently costs 400, so what's the best way to play this without resorting to a tablet? In case of resorting to a tablet, what's the best option?
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just don't play it
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tablet version is good but unless you have some fuckhuge 12" it's not the same experience: certain patterns are designed to force you into using two hands but on smaller screens you can cheese it with one. iirc most generic DLC cracks don't work with the mobile version, so you'll have to google around for one that works.
if you're talking about the Dao controller that's your only real option for an accurate experience: arcade machines have online DRM fuckery that's a pain to get around.
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>>376465648
What the fuck are you talking about?
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Fallout 1 > Fallout New Vegas > Fallout 2 > Fallout Tactics > Van Buren tech demo > Fallout 3 > Fallout Brotherhood of Steel > Fallout 4
This is the objective truth.
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>>376465632
What is that white goo on her forehead?
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>>376465761
what do you think, anon?
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>>376465761
>cram