>talks about constantly killing people
>kills tons of animals and demons
>actually gets around to killing someone
>breaks down and goes crazy
>eventually gathers herself
>begins to lust after shota dick
Who the hell wrote this?
Please be patient with Velvet, she's mindbroken.
>>383797330
>Who the hell wrote this?
A Jap.
I don't know if you've noticed but Japs cannot write for shit.
>>383797330
That's pretty accurate of a description of women. I say the writer wrote one of the most realistic portrayals of women today
Anyone dissapointed in the lack of games for the Switch? And before you tell me it was only released four months ago, Nintendo stopped supporting the Wii U in the end of 2015. They've had years to get ready for the Switch. And the Switch first unique exclusive video game is about to release in a week. Four and a half months after release it will have one game. And no third party support outside of watered down sports games.
what is arms
>>383797247
I'm not going to count Wii boxing as a game.
I should have said as of next week the Switch will have one good exclusive.
So are we just going to forget that the PS4 was a fucking wasteland until Bloodborne and then a wasteland with Bloodborne until this fucking year?
>single player game
>won't let you put swear words in your name
>Wanting to
>single player game
>game mocks and punishes you if you cheat for fun
>>383797151
>putting swear words in your name
McFucking kill yourself underage, you need to be at least 18 fucking years old to browse in this fucking shithole.
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why did they change her from being a muscle girl banchou to a normal blonde?
>>382897932
She's always looked like that under her costume.
RUINED
Ugly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iyy7cP8jZb4
All those fake commercials look so good, like they were actually made in that time
damn, that looked reallyokay
So what was the point of that?
Also
>It's a game show about knowing words
>You have a limited time to speak English and then you have to speak German or else
ITT: Games that are impossible to discuss on /v/
>>383796925
I had no idea they made a sequel.
WAN
MIRRION
>Game turns on
>Matt: Look at this stupid fucking logo, what shit
>Gameplay has you walk normally
>Pat: OH, it feels like shit to walk around, I hate everything about this fucking janky mess, this FEEL!
>Character delivers normal line
>Woolie: What shitty fucking writing! Cage is such a fucking hack! Fuck this game
>This goes on for 15-20 parts
Will you find this enjoyable, WHEN it happens like this?
I'd play it myself if these "games" came out for PC, but I gotta settle with second best.
>>383796806
Omikron was pure euphoria-inducing gold, but it has broken all of them far to much to ever give Cage another chance.
>>383796806
Cage isn't even straight in his own interviews
Was he a democrat or a republican?
he was a male version of hillary clinton
>>383796758
Libertarian
He sounds like a Lolbertarian so probably Republican.
DREADNOUGHT
FLEET PACK (PS4)
N3E2-5HNJ-RC36
STAR TREK BRIDGE
CREW ENTERPRISE
AVATAR (PS4)
GG25-F4N9-3K7M
MATTERFALL
AVALON DARROW
E3 AVATAR (PS4)
PMTN-HANT-6AF8
MLB THE SHOW
2017 E3 (PS4)
EXCLUSIVE PACK
E62F-QDNR-3F4K
PARAGON FIREWALL
GRIM.EXE SKIN (PS4)
4E8D-6DN9-74KR
LAWBREAKERS: RISE OF
FALL DYNAMIC THEME (PS4)
6M6C-ACNL-DTPM
Sorry I took the good one like $15 PSN code, some Let it Die avatars, Monster Hunter World theme and avatars. I didn't want the rest of the codes to go to waste.
despite seeing the thread like 10 seconds after it was made, I don't even feel like using any of those codes
which one of these is fun
>poor roster missing key franchises
>poor single player modes with abysmal tutorial
>grinding out the ass for assists (why is this a thing)
>poor netcode with limited online options
>already has multiple DLC and it's clear it held back popular units to sell
>no native LAN and "full unlock" options on release (but suspiciously are confirmed for the EVO side tournament)
>no native streaming on PS4 (good like trying to get exposure to the game without this)
What the FUCK went wrong? Couldn't we just have gotten Maxi Boost ON instead of this trash? I'm fucking glad it bombed hard on release.
No g gundam, no buy
>>383797245
Fpbp
>>383796545
think about more fresh bait or something, this one is getting stale
MBON fags at this point as irritating as smash melee fags
Here is your controller, bro!
Thanks doc
Min Min = Byte and Bark > Everyone else
' Faggot '
Throw them as far as humanly possible
What will it be like?
http://gematsu.com/2017/07/gintama-action-game-announced-ps4-ps-vita
>>383796432
Shit.
Gintama's serious arcs are boring and shit.
>>383796572
Is there a better shonen?
>>383796432
is Gintama worth getting into? it feels like its been around for almost a decade so i figured there was something to it. should i watch it or read it? the number of episodes and chapters kinda intimidates me though
>give yourself cheat powers
>whine when fighting is boring
Was it autism?
>>382896719
He handicapped himself for his amusement. And it still took 8 of us to bring him down.
>>382896936
He was no more powerful than Nael until he merged with Shinryu
Will warriors rise from the ashes in 4.05 as the top tank like HW?
http://gematsu.com/2017/07/snk-exhibit-classic-neogeo-project-evo-2017
What is it?
Rage of the Dragons remake?
Please let it be Samurai Showdown
>>383796279
Better be fucking Samurai Shodown damn it, it is the only SNK fighter that lived with KOF while everything else died.
>>383797478
>Showdown
Turn off that autocorrect.