>finally F2P
>Decide to try it
>its nothing like Overwatch
>its an FPS Moba instead
Why did they go at Overwatch at launch then?
>>379619679
Regardless of what the game actually is, I totally blame gearbox for misadvertising it just to compete with overwatch
Because it's BADASS?
Dunno man, the dude who runs the company is strange to say the least.
The concept sounds actually interesting if it weren't for the
GODAWFUL ART STYLE AND IN-YOUR-FACE UI
Children who grew up playing Nintendo ended up being weak jawed myopic beta males, while those who played xbox or ps2 were significantly more likely to be alpha. Mario and wii gay sex vs halo and god of war.
Now, it doesn't mean everyone who played ps2/xbox wasn't a beta-not by a long shot. But there is some definite correlation. I grew up playing gameboy and shit and ended up on this site. Friends who played ps/xbox grew thick facial hair, stronger jaws, sooner changed interests to sports cars, fucking women, and had 16+ inch arms 12% bodyfat going to the gym once a week.
I believe they were genetically inclined to play more violent, mature games, versus the submissive low prenatal-T betas who played pokemon, mario, or wii.
>>379619648
>once a week.
lol
Also the opposite is true it seems, my bro for life is a huge poke'fag (he actually played pokemon go until 2 months ago because he likes pokeymans so much), and speedruns Metroid Zero Mission in his spare time and he is the closest thing to Chad I know personally.
>>379619648
>going to the gym once a week
I'm a nintendo beta virgin loser and hit the gym twice a week
>>379619648
They really are a bunch of sad fucks.
Westaboos make great games all the time, but the question is, has a weeaboo ever made a decent game?
>>379619614
Skullgirls? Does that count?
Name any westaboo that has made great games beside the soulsborne series and MGS.
Yeah, you can't. That's it.
They don't make great games all the time.
>>379622943
nintendo. mario is italian and link is german
I restart every game I play like a dozen fucking times. Then I get bored and move on. I beat like two games a year.
Share your vidya autism so we can take solace in the fact that we're not alone.
I milk the fun out of every game I play over the course of a week and never play it again
>>379619027
Wow... so autistic... Wow...
>>379618864
I used to do that when I was younger. That's not autism buddy, that's either OCD or a version of ADHD, OR even both.
I just beat XCOM: EW
It is one of the best games i've ever played. You really should buy it, although it can be hard to get the whole thing cheap, i got lucky on a sale. You definitely want the EW expansion.
Anyway, go ahead.
>play for 20-30 hours
>lose a country because didn't order enough satellites or whatever
>quit
To clarify, this is an AMA.
With the price thing yeah, so it was like $80 but i got it for cheap on green man so i guess wait there. I think humblebundle do it sometimes too.
Slowpoke.jpg
Why do you honestly hate this game so much?
It's the Other M of Zelda, a step down from its predecessor in every regard.
TP vs SS
•Heart Containers in TP take 5 pieces to fill and there are 11 to get. Making 55 pieces. SS' take 4 and there are only 6 pieces to get, making 24 pieces. 60% decrease in content.
•TP: Fairies don't get used if Link has max health and they interact with him in TP. This fixture was not added in SS and they don't interact.
•Bow and arrows. You can aim in first (GCN v.) or third person and bomb arrows. You can also snipe. In SS you can only snipe because every item has only one use.
•Can z-target while using items in TP. You can't Z-target and use any projectile items in SS.
•Horseback combat > N/A
•Sword techniques. No techniques in SS aside from the Finishing Blow. 88.333% decrease.
•You never run out of stamina as wolf Link. Did I mention you could transform into any time if you want (as long as nobody is looking)? You can't even open your sailcloth when you're falling in SS until the game prompts you.
•Three kinds of bombs.
•Better graphics, music, and lore.
•Secrets like the graveyard, the giant arch outside Kakariko, the grotto with shiny chus in Snowpeak Province, and the hidden tunnels inside Hyrule Castle Town. I don't even remember this one myself but it's on the internet. http://forums.legendsalliance.com/topic/12603-twilight-princess-secrets/
•Noob bridges. http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/928519-the-legend-of-zelda-twilight-princess/51549359
>>379618761
It was an okay game but I expected something different.
The main point that bothers me is that the sky is too small and empty and the ground levels feel kinda small and limited, more like hallways.
I don't like combat with motion controls either, I just couldn't get a good grip on it.
Oh and Fi, as cute as she was was also really bothersome and kept nagging you way too often about controller battery life and shit like that.
>>379618761
-Pointless sky, flying unnecessarily takes ages when there's nothing to explore and the only thing to break up the monotony is boosting, which for some ungodly reason has to recharge. Everything you do once you get on your bird is detractive, it's not that it's not fun, it's actively ruining my desire to keep playing
-le pinecone of doom. I don't need to say anything more about it
-stamina. It's an interesting idea but in practice all it did was artificially slow me down. Every puzzle or area that requires you to conserve it is brain dead easy, or you have plenty of time to run over sand patches, but when you are backtracking or otherwise just want to go faster than a saunter, you have to wait for the gauge to refill ever few steps
-inaccurate motion controls. Say what you want about them, maybe it's better than 99% of motion control reading, but I want 100% of my swings to register, 4/5 is not acceptable. Just give me traditional controls if you can't meet this, I won't think you're dated for doing so Nintendo. Also fuck the scarab, turning more than 30 degrees is a nightmare
-empty. Sidequests are sparse compared to every other zelda.
-repetitive. Very homogeneous geographies
This is a proper Nintendo character design.
>>380155279
Who is that?
I've never seen this and I fucking love Kinu Nishimura art... what the fuck....
>>380155279
That is a proper black girl.
>black
into the trash
Why does everyone love 2B?
>>379096034
Because she's a QT
>>379096034
Ass is something rarely appreciated by developers. So a character with a lovely butt is always well received. Specially in these dark times with the proliferation of cancer in the industry.
>>379096034
Her game is fucking fantastic.
So is her 2butt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8flNabLVv68
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nbssHdFTus
Weeb trash for toddler.
>zero replies
Shoulda been on the Switch
>>379618935
>development started before that was possible
>by a developer that's done all mostly 3DS games
Nope.
What's your reaction when this gets revealed at E3??
Bloodborne Racing is a game that expands on the mystical dream world we've all grown to love. Race as characters like Big Pig and Ludwig while avoiding fireballs and shells.
It's Bloodborne Kart.
Don't fuck up a good thing, OP.
I would actually play this
Kekked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvUvGPPQ1Ck
>queer WOC protagonist
YAAAAAAAAAS QUEEEEEN SLAAAAAAAAAY!!!
Woah... It's just like one of my favourite episodes of Steven Universe!
>top-down action adventure w/sword melee
Wooooaah man never seen that before
E3 Hopes, Dreams, and Expectations
>>379618294
that game is fucking dead, i don't even want news on this
trailer and 2018 release date. just believe
>>379618294
>Hopes
Good games
>Dreams
Ruse is real, Great games
>Expectations
Mediocre to shitty games.
I say lets have a good ol fashioned Video game dressup thread.
I will start with Meryl from Policenauts
>>380154872
>no trigger discipline
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>anime convention doesn't allow attendees to pull out guns when posing for a picture
>if a an attendee brings a prop gun, it must be holstered at all times
The perfect thiccness
ZOMBIES ARE STUPID AND SLOW
>>379618250
Dead Rising 1 is still the best game in the series.
>>379618452
by a mile
Is the 7 Day Survivor worth attempting? I don't usually get mad at video games, but I feel like If I get more than half way and die, I'll end up throwing my controller through a wall.
Is it more tedious than is difficult, or is it more difficult than it is tedious?
Is there any game I can play that doesn't require this shit controller?
Is that guy ok?
What a garbage thread.
Will probably only contain larping posts about unfunny garbage, get a HIDE
Wow, Mad Catz got really weird in their final years.