I bought it today, how should I name my character? I will choose the girl.
name yourself DICKS
name yourself CUNTBALL
>>387439025
Return it. Seriously. The game's fine and all, but Ultra Moon is right around the corner.
one of these threads
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>implying playable Flynn isn't super fun
Robbie Rotten now replaces the main villain of the last game you played. How does it play out?
HAHA ebin memes
>Paper Mario
my sides ahha goddamn OP xD
Could you recommend must-haves for it, /v/?
If there are worthy HD editions from PS3, add them too, since I didn't have a PS3.
>>387438347
Horizon Zero Dawn
>>387438347
so let me get this straight
you bought something, the most expensive version of it, and you don't have any fucking idea of what you were going to use it for?
good luck with life choices, kiddo
>>387438347
Don't fall for the Bloodborne is good meme.
Don't fall for the Crash Bandicoot remake is good meme.
Did you get it?
What are some good exclusives for it?
>>387438553
>inb4 console war
I work for Best Buy. I just walk in and buy one if I need to.
Is this the best video game ever?
No.
>>387438263
thief is good but it's only the 14th best game ever made
>>387438263
no, that would be Gothic 2
WHAT FUCKING VIDEO GAME DO I PLAY
>>387438127
Use a rope
the static speaks my name cause you do this >>387438451
>>387438127
Who is this penis princess?
What's the most entertaining Let's Play of this game?
I usually prefer playing a bad game with a friend than watching someone else play it, but this shit is so broken that I'd rather have someone who's actually funny commenting on it.
>>387438072
I'd say DSP, but he acts so try-hard and cringy during his playthrough
The original SA LP
/v/ will tear me to shreds but game grumps
New details when?
Nintendo doesn't give a fuck?
>>387438004
Why should they give a fuck? You'd buy it if it was Shit and Piss versions.
>>387438004
Considering the fact that they're distributing Salazzle, a pokémon everyone can catch no problem and isn't special in any way, at GameStop I'd say that yes, Nintendo has given up.
>>387438004
>>387439183
>Nintendo
What would Daggerfall with actual graphics look like?
>>387437879
Like the usual procedurally generated garbage.
>>387437879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUXiwNSkpYA
Daggerfall is generic and copypasted (way more than skyrim or oblivion) with shitty mechanics. It's put on a pedestal because of its age. Tons of people assume that it must be better because it's old and they heard it's big. Graphics are the least of its worries.
I've been making games for over 20 years and I'm seriously disillusioned by ordinary funding paths for game development.
Publishers are basically pimps, including platform holders. Neither has the players' or devs best interests at heart and the best scenario for a publisher is a golden handcuffs scenario in which you're financially bound to them and make enough to continue providing them content, but not enough to pursue your own goals. Maybe not everyone is like this, but it's incredibly hard to find a good situation without knowing the right people, and I'm idiologically opposed to that kind of shit. Everyone should be on the same playing field and your work should speak for itself.
Kickstarter and alpha funding seem like a fucking psyop. Why are we encouraging people to promise shit they can't deliver? Kickstarter sounds like a great idea except in practice it's basically a pre-order for nearly finished shit (unless you have name recognition and can ger by on some concept art), and plus they're owned by Amazon... and only accept Amazon payments last I checked. Which means Amazon is double dipping, taking 5% on the payment then 5% for the platform, which is dishonest as hell. Fuck them. And alpha funding just pisses me off. What happened to "it's ready when it's done"? Worse than that, how many great games are the result of major changes late in development? If you sell an unfinished product, you basically lock yourself into an unfinished conception of your shit and totally preclude a late-game eureka moment. Plus seriously why would you want to let people play something that doesn't live up to your vision? You're robbing them of your actual intention.
Shit like patreon seems like a step in the right direction, but they only support shit like credit cards and paypal, right? As games become worse and people become less inclined to spend what little money they have on shit that is probably bad, it makes sense to fish for whales, I guess... (char limit)
>>387437537
...but my problem is that these platforms are making a percentage from a huge number of people, and that's fucking disgusting to me. Patreon devoted a little bit of effort to building a website, and now they're entitled to a percentage of thousands of artists' income? The idea was good, and benefits people, but it's years later already. Are they (or paypal) really entitled to fucking anything that other people have earned via their completely automated systems? That whole thing aside, platforms like this seem really similar to shit like Kickstarter in that they encourage you to waste time and resources on ancilliary "rewards" to attract backers, instead of focusing on your games themselves. It's not like this doesn't make sense based on how the platform works, but is this really where you want developers to be focusing their effort?
What's really shitty is that traditional marketing is pretty much dead. Even if you don't need external funding, it makes sense to do a bullshit kickstarter in order to promote your game (which totally undermines anybody who actually needs to use kickstarter). "Journalists" no longer respect or support independent developers, even though they're parasites who live off the hard work of actual creators. And nobody reads them anymore anyway. At best they refactor your press releases. This is all completely fucked up and perverts what these resources are ostensibly meant for.
Yep.
>>387437537
>>387437580
Like, id software made a fortune tenbux at a time in envelopes.
They went completely around banks and credit card companies, and even asshole journalists by distributing their shit on usenet or whatever. Good for them, good for players, fuck everybody else.
How the fuck do we do that today?
Don't mind me, just the best skating game of all time passing through
Can I play as Wolverine?
PS3 emulation needs to succeed so that Skate 1 world can be imported into Skate 3.
>>387437372
is the original better than skate 2? I can't find a trustworthy opinion among normies online
Trying to get him in Ivory King's DLC but cheeky bastard keeps escaping and hiding
literally the best NPC to come from the souls series.
>>387436694
Fuck no, invader ? Fuck yes. But fuck this guy is a pain in the ass
>>387436794
cheeki little cunt yeah, wait until you meet the white phantom in the ivory king dlc.
I would like a heroes 2
>Sonic adventure 2/Unleashed story
>Solo Sonic
>confident direction whether its boost or adventure
>no 2D sections
>no wisps
>no nu-classic sonic
>just 3D
>eggman and metal sonic are the only antagonists
>60 fps hedgehog engine
>replay value
I know I'll never get this with the current system of Sonic Teams.
>>387436218
>I would like a heroes 2
It was called Shadow The Hedgehog
shadow the hedgehog 2
Is this game playable with the switch joy con d pad? I don't want to buy a pro controller because from what my friends have told me it's fucking shit.
>>387436210
No, it's fucking awful. You need a pro controller for this game.
yes it plays great in handheld mode
Just play with the stick.
I thought the same shit with Mario maker, like oh my god, how will I play without a dpad
Just fucking try it.