I just found one of these babies in the box with all of the cables in a box at my mom's house, what are some of the best games to get for this console?
Sonic Colors, no joke.
Xenoblade Chronicles in a box if you can find it.
No More Heroes 1+2
>Dungeon Crawling Science Fiction Spacepunk RPG
>Plays like old-school Shin Megami Tensei
>5 FUCKING DAYS
Why the FUCK aren't you talking about it?
Well whats it called.
>>377383625
not much marketing. (Grimcock had a few youtube video).
>>377383691
StarCrawlers
It's almost out of Early Access! Hope you like it! Haha.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/318970/StarCrawlers/
Nintendo was right to fear the prospect of other companies using their ideas. You know this to be true.
Nintendo doesn't fear shit, they knew this would happen. Its called competition.
All AAA developers and console manufacturers are FUCKING STUPID.
They throw shit, and if it sticks, they relentlessly push it.
>Motion controls
>3d gaming
>Virtual reality
>Game tablets
It's a parade of shit after shit. Nintendo made the Wii U portable and a bunch of normies cunts went mad. Of course Sony were going to copy it at some point. I predict it will be a moderate success, so it becomes "the next big thing". Normies ruin the industry
Hey if there really was something to play PS4/5 games on the go without internet that would be fucking awesome. I just dont want it to be a whole new system or built around the idea. Sony‘s strength is home console games, that's where they should stay.
why the fuck is every god damn enemy in this game either a Bokoblin or a Lizalfos?
Where the fuck are the Dark Nuts? Poes? Redeads?
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY?
Also why are the Hinox pigs? That just makes the bare bones Enemy variety feel even smaller
Waah waah they're not rehashing and pandering to MY nostalgia ENOUGH! WHY ISN'T EVERYTHING EXACTLY THE SAME AS WHEN I WAS 12?
Here's a pile of rocks. Let's recolor these rocks and call it four unique bosses.
>>377383421
>why the fuck is every god damn enemy in this game either a Bokoblin or a Lizalfos?
>posts a picture of Hinox
lmao
is there any skill more fun to powerlevel?
I don't like Skyrim.
Playing a good game.
>>377383414
Do you like Groundrim?
post ending in 64 decides which game I play through before I an hero
will have a few notable keywords in my note so you'll know when it happens
limit to 360, toaster pc, xb1, gc, and 3/ds
Big Rigs
custom robo
>>377383283
Second Life
Finish the sentence
I NEED .....
>>377383079a gf
BIG
A tailor
Has anyone vidya related ever been btfo as hard as this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWSIFh8ICaA
The funny thing is that they were originally going to implement the Xbox One's announced features as well but backpedaled after the backlash their competitor received.
>>377382743
That is just a rumor though
>>377382743
>This fucking meme again
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013-02-21-playstation-4-does-not-require-an-internet-connection
>Set the age slider to max
>>377382521
Why is John Redcorn about to be punched by an old Jap?
What manga
>>377382612
Youtube Poop: John Deadcorn
overrated "gems"
im starting with this one. made zero attempt to fix the controls and going more open world was a terrible decision.
I hope everyone you love dies in pain
>>377382492
true the controls could have been a lot better and the OPEN WORLD is mostly fuckin gay sewers and the first person was shit so you cant look around and the soundtrack got tiresome and would have been more fun to customize which you cannot. its too bad nobody has come close to even trying since then.
It becomes boring after 5 minutes
This is what peak android design looks like. You may not like it, but it's refutable.
>cute but not slutty
>obviously still a robot at a glance
>is in a good game
how can 2Butt even compete?
>>377382401
How can tuba even compete?
>>377382401
that's where u wrong bitch
>>377382983
over designed
This is the future you chose. You could have stopped it.
It'll turn out Callie was worried Marie didn't like her anymore because of the Splatfest results and that allowed the Octarians to control her mind. Then they'll reconcile at the end.
how many versions of this are there?
Hold on, so will the events that will take place in Splatoon 2 be influenced by the fact that Marie won? And if Callie won it would be a lot different?
I don't wanna look stupid so someone tell me if this has been done before for a video game sequel before I go calling it revolutionary.
How do you feel when you see this title screen and its accompanying music?
Like masturbating furiously to young Zelda.
Disappointment
Wistful.
Makes me miss the summer of 99.
All that time spent with the pops,laughing and making memories.
The smell of chlorine and sun block,
Sadness...a little bit. Good times. Wish I could live em again.
FFFFFRIDAY NIGHT MUTHAFUCKA
WHAT ARE YOU
>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>READAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>SMOKAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN
I want to die.
>>376719514
Then fucking do it cunt. Follow through.
>>376719609
can't get guns in canada
How can Nintendo save Star Fox?
>>377381854
Woo Insomniac into becoming a Nintendo Asset; make SF into a clone of the best Ratchet and Clank games.
Starfox and R.O.B.: Ramming speed.
>>377381854
They can't
>>377381854
by making more furrybait games