>Be me
>Have a job
>Everyone in job says how they used theyr money to get new house, go to vacations, buy cars, etc....
>I tell them i bought 1000$ GTX 1080 Ti, aand they all look at me like i'm some mentally ill psychopath.
He-h i guess only gamers get this feel.
>GTX 1080 Ti
What's the point? Neither console ports nor indie shit needs that much power
>>381108958
At least you didn't tell them how much money you spend on pet cats who you refer to as "my BAAAABIESssss."
>>381108958
They probably look at you like that because they've now confirmed you are in fact stupid enough to spend 1000 dollars on a slab of metal + silicone in order to play your virtual role playing simulator.
It's coming and there is nothing you can do to prevent it
>>381108885
>Being this delusional
>>381108885
Did caramel kill himself yet?
>>381108885
caramel pls
How do I avoid starvation if I don't spawn next to convenient wheat? The goat clan's sheepfolds are nice, but I very rarely find more than the sheep it starts me with.
How about those ravens? Their merc thing any good?
Now where could my pipe be?
>>381108607
>MFW It's a real thing
Why is weapon and shield SO FUCKING BORING?
what exactly did you expect from tank gameplay?
>>381108567
Combat overall is really fucking boring. The weakest part of the game.
>>381109343
I dunno, I usually enjoy tanking but this game fucks it all up.
>>381109496
I'm enjoying my 2hander right now and I'm thinking about doing a mage when I git gud enough
I was happy that a new metroid was announced, am i weeaboo?
>>381108549
Yes, metroid is a japanese game therefore anyone who has at least played a game of that series is a weeaboo.
Die
>>381108549
Yeah, now fuck off from 4chan, this is not a place for animefags.
>seaside resort town level
>bossa nova starts playing
>games where explosive barrels are standing everywhere near the enemies
>Shoot barrel
>it implies
>Protagonist in a video game has time travel powers
>Doesn't go back in time to stop 9/11
Does this bother anyone else when they play a video game with time travel elements or mechanics?
>>381108479
No one stops the 9/11 in time travel stories / videogames because it was a good thing.
>>381108479
Baby Hitler
>>381108479
Timeshift does it.
In the end you kill the evil bastard that stole the prototype (this is important) time travel suit and bombed the lab with your waifu in it.
Once you planted a bullet in the back of his head, you travel back to the present (minus 30 or so seconds) and disable the bomb so you can save your waifu.
PROBLEM! The difference between your suit and the prototype is that your suit contains a AI that helps with navigation and preventing paradoxes, guess what you just created by disabling the bomb? And the suit forcefully timetravels... Is never explicitly said but looks like your waifu is doomed either way.
when will he return to save us, /v/?
>>381108462
>Sick Boy tshirt
>"Jacket" Jacket
>HLM in the background
>Gundam hanging out behind him
Suda51 is the world's finest developer.
>ITT: Forgotten games
This kills the console-warring cuckold
nope because Sony isn't going to allow crossplay on any of it's shit. Can't wait for Monster Hunter World to have a split community because I can't play with PS4 users when I pick up the PC port even though Street Fighter V was 100% okay with crossplay
>>381108575
>caring about sony
i bet you love VR games too.
>>381108671
do you have problems with reading comprehension?
This is without a doubt the most un-microsoft game i've ever played.
>Microsoft IP
>Limited to an Xbox exclusive
>Expect some crass shit talking cocky cat who never shuts up like Conker with mild FPS elements
>Instead get a legion of cute time neko who want to save the world in a cute arcade platformer that plays similar to Klonoa with time bending mechanics
Why is this even a microsoft IP? Why limit this to xbox? Hell if I didn't know any better i'd think this was a classic Sega or Namco IP
>>381108285
>Why
It was one of their internal design teams and they took it in a new direction.
It was also gonna be the poster-boy for the Xbox until Halo fucking exploded.
>Why limit
Because corporate greed. Which would you rather if your goal is money?
>Spend more time developing a game for your console, your rival's console, and PC and only get the 1 copy from any sale on another platform
>Or spend less time developing a game for your console only, optimize it for that 1 console, and also any sale of this copy guarantees that that person purchased an Xbox either from you or a reseller, which is still an Xbox you sold at some point
The logic isn't flawless, but that's the general idea behind consoles.
As >>381108814 said, Blinx was supposed to be XBOX's mascot, but Master Chief usurped him. It was also meant to score inroads with the Japanese, but that only got so far. It and its sequel were ultimately unimpressive games.
It shouldn't be surprising to know that Microsoft let its copyright lapse a couple years ago. Blinx is officially an abandoned IP.
>This is without a doubt the most un-microsoft game i've ever played.
Then you haven't played Phantom Dust.
>Look! This development team is made up of individuals who used to work at this big company and they are making a game no way will this fail!
How many times has the above example happened only to release subpar games? Have any companies come out from under their former companies shadow (an example being big red button being founded by a guy from naughty dog) and made games, be they remakes or otherwise, that have really been "groundbreaking"?
>>381108264
>Have any companies come out from under their former companies shadow (an example being big red button being founded by a guy from naughty dog) and made games, be they remakes or otherwise, that have really been "groundbreaking"?
Platinum? Good Feel?
How would you imporve enemies from DaS series?
>>381108254
>>381108254
I'd pay more attention in English class.