I tink Zeruda get stale, so i make Windu Waika.
You hate Windu Waika and tink it fo babies, so i forrow OOT and make Tuwairaito purincess.
Ooooo but noooo now you hate TUWAIRAITO PURINCESS. YOU ROVU WIND WAIKA NOW.
WELL YOU DONTU KNOW WHATUU YOU RIKE!
SO AT E3 2010U I MAKE MORPHU WITH TUWAIRAITO PRUINCESSU AND WIND WAIKA CARRED SKYWARDU SWORTU
AND YOU DONTU RIKE SKYWARDU SWORTU TOO. YOU ROVU WIND WAIKA AND TUWAIRAITO PRUINCESSU NOW.
SO AT E3 2014U I MAKE MORPHU WITH TUWAIRAITO PRUINCESSU AND WIND WAIKA FUCKING AGAIN. BUT THIS TIME MORE CROSER MORPHU.
YOU RUVU ZERUDA THIS TIME, YOU FINARRY KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT!!!!
DATS WHY I STOP MAKU Wii SPORTS TYPU GAMES. THE KIDS AND MOMS MOVED ONTRO MOBIR GAMES
The sad part is, he's absolutely right.
lol epikk xD i grew up with zeldas
>>382102771
There's a strange truth in this. Good work OP.
Blowout Blast is out next week! Anyone going to get it? It looks really fun. Here's the Japanese overview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKdB13dZgpg
I've never really been into Kirby but the Planet Robobot demo REALLY hooked me. I still need to get it though. Is Triple Deluxe good also?
Kirby thread
Kirby sure is fat in her new game
>>382103208
i want to poke him
>no copy abilities
Why though
Do you plan to buy Fire Emblem Warriors? If not, what would it (realistically) take to get you to consider it?
Representing more than just 3 games in the series
>make a Fire Emblem crossover game
>only feature characters from the series least liked games
Seems like this is the result of somebody using a monkeys paw
>>382102646
Yup, day one buy. They better give me Lyn though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zu9kRwekxc
There's a shitstorm brewing. Can we do something to make it worse ?
(femreq = anita sarkeesian)
Even Pitchford is calling her out?
>Anita is a terrible person
This is nothing new.
>>382102602
Requesting Randy murder story
fate grand order
how do i level my servants
>>382102648
git gud
>new update
NANI?
I don't think there has ever been a videogame where the ENTIRE store is about entering somebody's mouth and journeying your way through the depths of the GI tract where the main goal is to exit through the anus.
Enjoy the open-world hub of the stomach and journey your way into the narrow caves of the large intestine. Avoid food, bacteria and stomach acid as you fight your way to freedom. Watch out for gas bubbles and bits of corn while the experience gets tougher and tougher as you continue.
Wouldn't this be an incredible game?
Maybe it's where Mario is headed next after Odyssey? Maybe it's where Metroid Prime 4 takes place?
>>382102545
story*
sounds like shit
>>382102703
that's one of the final levels of the game. When the food turns into shit, you need some serious skills to navigate your way out.
Luckily, you find an undigestable piece of plastic nearby and craft it into a boat that eventually turns into a strange spacecraft. It's an emotional boss.
2 > 3 > 1 > 5 > GZ > PW > 4
>>382102536
3 > 5/GZ > 1 > 4 > 2 = PW
3 = PW => 1 > 4 > GZ > MGR > MG2 > TPP > GB > 2 > PO > MG1
>>382102972
Metal gear solid series, anon. Means nothing to compare games of different genres
ITT: your weaponfu
guns and melee are both welcome
RIP
What do nintendo fans think about monster hunter world?
I think you should find the biggest dick nearby and suck it hard
I own a 3DS and PS4, so honestly it looks interesting. I'm worried about it maybe being dumbed down a bit mechanically, but I can't deny that better graphics, controls, and performance is enticing.
Seriously, playing MH on the 3DS, especially the original 3DS model, is a nightmare. Anything that gets a controller in my hand makes me happy.
>>382101606
can we just ban obvious consolewar baiting threads like these please
Your son, James.
He's a good kid?
>>382101524
A good kid?
Why?
Does he help the fuckin' poor?
>>382101524
>Can I shoot you yet?
Warning: This is probably going to mostly be autistic babbling, just was doing a lot of retrospect tonight.
Does anyone else feel like the Dark Souls series (and don't get me wrong, I've beaten each game in the series and the attempts at copies they spawn, and I love them) has and is going to leave a negative effect on the RPG genre in some ways? I got into RPGs at a very young age with shit like A Link To The Past, Fallout 1, and Final Fantasy VII where pretty much anyone can accessibly get into that, but I know as a kid I never could've beaten Dark Souls or any of the Souls-esque games out there. I can't help but feel like this is going to make it harder for a pretty young audience to get into modern RPGs, because so many games out there are already following the Souls formula and so many games plan to. I don't know if anyone else out there is wondering the same thing, or if I've been smoking way too much weed, but either way, I'm not digging the reverb effect it's having on the genre where every modern RPG wants to emulate Dark Souls style and difficulty. (Example: Not sure if anyone else picked up on these vibes, but even Breath of the Wild tried to create a similar combat style in some ways and how unforgiving it can be at points, and while it was welcome, it also felt force fed at certain points. It killed some of that Zelda vibe for me, but that's just opinion, and a whole other thread discussion.) Sometimes I want that classic RPG feel that shit like Dragon Age Origins and KOTOR 1 and 2 gave and not hours of frustration (enjoyable frustration, but frustration nonetheless) without having to dig through my library of older games or dig for the rare RPG that'll release in the next few years that won't be Souls-esque in nature. I don't know, again, probably autistic babbling, but it's something to talk about.
tldr
maybe.
One: you're assuming kids will have the same start as you rather than being dropped right into the current scenario and growing into it
Two: I think you're grossly overestimating the impact of DaS in the industry
Three: the more grounded RPGs are still out there, you just gotta look harder for them instead of hoping one magically crosses your field of view. It might happen, but you'll have far more luck actively seeking them out. Hell, bravely default ain't old and was heavily rooted in the turn based RPG classics
Four: dude weed lmao
Next elder scrolls when; and where?
Not until next console gen for sure.
>>382101381
Next gen. Hammerfell.
>>382101381
it'll be a mod for skyrim, a paid mod
>tfw no Mushishi walking simulator
fuck you, it'd be great
>>382101245
fat cat
>>382101245
How is that tiger so fat? Is he ill? Did he eat someone?
Are there any games I can play where I control a huge cat and kill things?
gato gordito
Wouldn't a RPG were you make choices that determin what gender you are be better than simple good or evil choices? Think of all the ways you could make the character in the game more like you by making these choices. It not only makes it more personal, but makes the game better and more realistic. Thoughts?
You choose your gender at the start male or female as nature intended
>>382101224
That's what character creators are for.
>>382101465
This. OP should kill himself.
I-it's not that i like you or anything b-baka exile!
>Shows up near the start of the game
>Don't see her again until near the very end
>Suddenly evil
And they say Obsidian writing is good
>>382101319
>Don't see her again until near the very end
Patently wrong, there are multiple cutscenes that go over the change.
>>382101319
>>382101438
Use the spoiler function for spoilers please.