>enter a username
>press any key
>sorry that name is taken
>how about: fuckfart1234
>gregor has joined the Red Team
What would sex with mipha be like? Or any zora for that matter. Would it be too slimey to enjoy? Would the insides of her vagina be too cold? Stupid question but, many vaginas smell like old fish, it's only natrual to assume the same about Zora's, right?
Has there ever been a canon Half zora-Half hylian child in the zelda lore?
There are some Dolphin species out there that, during the entire sexual intercourse, the female releases some sort of chemicals that makes the male continously cum as long as the penis is inserted, does this also apply to zoras?
that whole thing about dolphins is literally a meme from here and you go spouting it like fact without even bothering to validate
not even addressing your post, this kind of person fucking annoys me though, don't say something as a fact unless you know it is
>>381560514
i read this guys' book
http://jezebel.com/a-chat-with-malcolm-brenner-man-famous-for-having-sex-1685059436
>>381560514
You ever tried not being super autistic?
How am i supposed to know where to go in this game.
There are no objective markers.
It took me 30 minutes to figure out how to exit my apartment after i got the wrench.
Turns out you have to break the windows.
How was i supposed to know that if the game didn't tell me.
This is just bad game design.
>>381559741
You must be looking for cinematic handholding baby games. Might I suggest the last of us?
>>381559898
Already played it it was amazing.
What do you mean baby game.
Its serious and had a mature story.
>>381559741
I am going to give you some free credit and assume that you are being facetious about quest makers, even though that particular jest was made better and more succinct.
6/10
how do you get friends from online games?
i have been playing games forever and i have no friends.
>>381558795
you have to be likeable
actually talk to people maybe
Just act like yourself
So i just started playing Blood Money and on the wine vineyard level i got silent assassin. is that just an easy level or should i up the difficulty?
>>381558656
What difficulty are you playing on?
>>381558656
You know, there are levels actually worth bragging about and this is not one of them. You shit.
>>381558725
normie
my first time ever playing a hitman game
So, I've finished Half-Life, Opposing Force and Blue Shift. Didn't enjoy playing these at all. Should I play the rest of the series or I simply won't like it?
Sounds like you got quite shit taste to be honest. Maybe better stop while you're at it, I doubt you will enjoy HL2 either.
>>381558501
Those three games aged like sour milk. My suggestion is pirate HL2 and if you don't like the first 2-3 hours just drop the series.
What exactly didn't you enjoy?
ANON PUT YOUR____CUTE
RESIDENT EVIL GIRLSWHERE I CAN SEE THEM
>>381558481
>Butcha-U
She has a dick doesn't she
>>381558481
This is Doctor Rebecca Chambers MD, did you watch her movie? Say something nice to her.
>>381559584
Isn't she professor in the movie?
>>381558227
Congratulations. You've ruined your console.
>>381558369
>you will never be THIS jealous
You mad bruh?
Full autism
>too hot to play video games
no windows in your moms basment?
>>381540167
Get a girlfriend.
>>381540204
Maybe he lives in az
https://youtu.be/iXuc7SAyk2s
R8 my purchase, /v/
Fallout Classic Collection
Bully: Scholarship Edition
THIEF Bundle, primarily for the older games.
Thoughts?
>>381540016
>nu-Thief
Everything else looks solid.
what games absolutely nail their atmosphere and make the world feel alive ?
this was considered hot in the 90s
why did gamers have such shit taste in that era?
>>381558140
bc they was banging ur mum and at that time they didn't know better pussy was out there, m8
because there was shit graphics
>>381558140
Tits weren't as advanced back then. We just made do with what we had.
>game has free dlcs
>>381539787
>cute anime girl has "beauty" mark
How would you rate UFC 2 as a competitive fighting game?
>>381557772
Lower than your skills as a professional dick sucker.
Faggot.
>>381557772
Why would you watch anyone play this when you can just watch the actual UFC?
>>381557772
If it's anything like the first it's not competitive at all and every fighter plays the same.