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WHERE IS MY WIFES SOOOOOOOOOOOOON

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BIOLOGICAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL

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>>381623148
no
best stealth series is ded

>>381623148
Don't remind me anon...

Its such a fucking shame.

>>381623285
Wouldn't go that far. I just booted it up a month or so ago for PS1 and its a fucking trainwreck

>Those stealth mechanics
>Shittiest draw distance on a STEALTH GAME
>hardly any way to sneak past enemies since the levels are so open

Thats not to say they can't reboot the series though.

>playing twitch bait

whoa..

>think i'm pretty decent at this game
>notice i'm rank 1300 on the duo's leaderboard
>start thinking i'm pretty good at this game
>can't win a single game anymore since

DAE have the yips? how to break the losing streak

>>381623067
stop trying, the game is 95% RNG

What a retarded premise.

>>381622842
Are you stupid by chance?

>>381622927
>The biggest feature of the switch is portability
>majority of the switch is worthless in areas with no Wi-Fi

You want internet everywhere on your cell phone, Why not video games ? If,you want to use an app on your switch

>>381622738
Hordes of Minotaurs ready to rape you at a moments notice. Oh and you NEED at least 1 male party member or you are FUCKED

>>381622868
Why's that? The male thing, I mean. I've had sex before so I don't typically create all-girl video game parties but I'm still curious.

>>381623264
One of the story quests requires a male sacrifice and no the cool robot you can get you to join you doesn't count.

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All part of the pran.

People will download it and play it and go "Man, I sure do wish we had a new Animal Crossing game"

Then Nintendo will announce Animal Crossing for the Switch and it will sell trillions.

>>381622562

Im fucking scared thats that feel. Dead ass NONE of nintendos mobile games have been even remotely good. Just thinking about how they're gonna fuck animal crossing mobile up the ass with microtransactions makes me scared. Just thinking about how people will fall for the b8 and whale on it makes me terrified.

>>381622562
Is there a date yet?
I remember reading about it by late 2016

I remember the guide to Earthbound was written like a travel guide.

>>381622363
You were a fan fiction.net reader

This means your gay

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>>381622363
Final Fantasy had something like this by Nintendo Power

it's fine. just play it.

Just get FiveM if you want to play online.

Don't bother with GTA Online. Not only is it a grindfest, but it also has connectivity issues out the ass.

30 hours of fun, at least.
Helicopter missions are kinda shit.

>>381621781
DING DONG BANNU

>>381621781
all the other creatures were even more fat and pathetic

>>381621870
kek

>>381621767
Really fun!

If you like playing on-rails cinematic games this is one of the most entertaining experiences you can ask for.

legit 100% factual review of the game

gameplay: 6.5/10
music: 9/10
story: ???/10
cutscenes/dialogue: 10/10
aesthetics: MAX/10

>>381621767
Kek, gameplay is the least intersting aspect of this game
It's good though, play it faggot

>>381621695
Why bother making a proper game when you can make castle crashers-esque shit with microtransactions
That shit has normies fucking hooked. They've dominated the game market and filled it with utter shit

>>381621909
And to add on, I don't even play games on my phone anymore, I just use it for lurking and kik

>>381621909
I don't have any mobile games either, I just delete them pretty much right away, but it pisses me off that there's nothing really good out there.
I know it has a lot to do with the kind of people playing on the platform, but controls are also an issue on phones.

>>381621617
Yes.

>mfw Spamming omega beams all day

>>381621617
It's better than SFV and Tekken at least.

>>381624005
That's some terrible bait.

fuck off, don't they have a board for video game generals?
this is getting out of hand.

You know Iris, you have some aliasing on your face

Y'know, Noct, this almost feels like a Noctis dies. Don't misuse spoiler tags..

Thank god. I love Kid Cobra.

>>381621023
Git gud nigger I'm rank 10 playing exclusively Mechanica and beat GP 7.

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>can be hit without being stunned
>can keep moving with her dash and punch during it
>can hover and charge her punches in the air and slowly glide down

"Mechanica is unusable because the game is about mobility!"

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>>381620976

>mfw played 30 hours of Zombie Chronicles in the last week

Tar 21 fmj stopping power was the best prove me wrong

>>381621170
It's sort of a guilty pleasure i guess right? I still love running some rounds of good ol kino on bo1.