WTF went so RIGHT?
>>388980046
Pretty much nothing, in regards to the game anyways. What went right was Todd was lucky enough to have a brain dead fanbase. That's what went right. For Todd at least.
-quest compass so you can never get lost
-scales to your level so you can never get killed
-god awful art style and character faces so you can have nightmares after you play it
-minigames
-retarded plot and writing
-world is an incohesive mess
-fast travel so you can get that instant gratification every time any time
-factions don't give two shits about your skills
Literally nothing.
>>388980046
its not as good as skyrim or morrowind. best part about it was patrick stewart
There really isn't any, Nintendo is going to die simply because they don't have a diverse (no not that kind of diverse) library of games. They only have kids games at the most. Meanwhile other companies and game services like STEAM have a wide selection of games to choose from. Nintendo only has their games and some shovelware Ubisoft and Sega made. Basically as soon as people realize they were conned again with the Switch. More people will be flooding to the PC, Xbox and PS4 in large numbers. All of them are still alive because of the amount of games they have. I admit, I loved Mario as a kid and almost anybody who has played video games in their life has as well. But it's time to realize that nothing lasts forever /v/. It's time to say farewell to gaming's most famous plumbers. We accepted Freeman's passing now it's time to do the same for Mario.
people have been saying this for nearly 30 years
>E3 2018. Sony's press conference is packed. Media is preparing for a big announcement from Sony relating to the PS4.
>Kaz steps out, waving at the crowd. Thanks them for all coming and being supportive. Speaks of how happy he is to walk on stage at E3 for the first time in many years.
>"I'd like to first talk about how great this industry is. How much we have accomplished. Sony accelerated the consumer electronics industry, an industry which has spawned numerous innovations from both our partners, and our competitors...... We here at Sony have learned throughout the years that relationships in this industry that are destructive don't help anybody as it is today."
>"I'd like to announce one of our first partnerships today is one with Nintendo"
>Sony niggers in the audience boo and hiss
>"I'd like to take you through this." Kaz says, with a crack in his voice.
>"First, Nintendo will port some of their games onto the PS4."
>Sonybros howl in approval shouting "NINTENDO LOST, IT'S OVER LOOL"
>"Second, Nintendo will purchase.... 599 million US dollars worth of stocks in Sony, and has agreed not to sell them for at least 3 years.
>Sonybros are totally silent, and in complete shock.
>"And third..... as agreed, Sony has decided the dual-shock controller will be retired, and replaced with an updated version of the Nintendo Gamecube controller......."
>Sonybros in the audience interrupt Kaz, cry bloody murder. Many shout "NO!"
>"....and will be offered on both the Nintendo Wii U and PS4. We have taken a look at other controllers out there. We believe that the Gamecube controller is a really good controller. And we think it will make a fine default controller."
>Audience becomes almost too loud for Kaz to speak from all the butthurt and anger.
Hey you, yes YOU. Take that fedora off your head and tell me what is the absolute worst game you have ever played. For real this time, we all have played the game I hate this game because it is or has gotten too popular to like game long enough.
>>388553656
botw and mgsv. It was like watching two people I loved sink deep into depression and eventually killing themselves.
>>388553656
Technically big rigs
As an overall experience, mass effect 3 without a doubt. Biggest uncalled for kick in the teeth Ive ever seen from a dev
I've played some pretty horrendous H-games but at least found enjoyment through the animations. However Demonophobia managed the double whammy of both being a horrendous game and not being arousing or offering anything of value outside of morbid death animations. So I'll go with that.
I broke my 300$ monitor today because I have anger issues, and before you go on insinuating things, I do get mad as fuck at videogames but I didn't even play anything this time, the monitor has been buggy since day 1 of owning it and I just kinda lost my temper and hit it and now I'm fucked.
I was just curious if anyone here has anger issues as well, and if anybody has any tips for how to control it.
I tell myself I'm fine but then I go off and do some stupid shit like this and I just really wish I didn't have brain problems.
Go have sex with your girlfriend so you won't be so mad.
>>388553641
>but I didn't even play anything this time
blogfags aren't even pretending their threads are about video games anymore
congrats on being the only person on /v/ i've ever seen admit to having anger problems
usually you just get someone asking "does anyone else break their shit all the time" and then getting defensive when someone says they have anger issues
anyway i have no idea how to deal with that, but maybe you could ask a therapist sometime
Why doesn't Nintendo have an Achievements/Trophies system?
There's literally no reason not to have something like that. For people who don't like it, they can just turn it off.
>/v/ suddenly loves cheevos
Where did it all go wrong?
They're afraid it might trigger autistic little kids.
>>388553358
I hate achievements and I'm glad that Nintendo hasn't fallen for this stupid meme yet.
http://www.siliconera.com/2017/08/28/medabots-classic-featuring-first-five-games-improvements-announced-3ds/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook
Let's hope they plan to bring this to the west
>>388553254
Medabots still exists? Last time I remember seeing them it was on YTV many years ago.
What happened? Just stayed in Japan? Or have they got consistent releases in NA and I've been living under a rock?
>>388553254
this bring childhood memories
Dream on man
What exactly is the point of going from GTA to RDR?
>No gigantic towns and cities to explore around endlessly
>No inclusion of countless cars, planes, boats, or any real vehicles (besides horses and trains)
>Way less weapons, and far less interesting
>Not as many civilians, police, etc to fuck around with
>Less humor, no radio stations, less media, less mini-games
Even if the story, graphics, missions are technically better, it's missing so much content. I like GTA because it's a rich, interesting world, with an insane amount of content and attention to detail. Changing this to an undeveloped, empty environment seems like a waste of time. They've basically swapped out a lot of the sandbox for tamed and primitive immersion.
less is more
You'll get to kill racist slave owners as a black man.
RDR's gunplay was a lot more interesting than GTA's. Also the time period is a lot less explored in media so it has a lot of novelty.
Anyone see this game before? I actually hadfunplaying it the last two days.
Not posting the name of the game will help the discussion
>>388554432
War of Rights
>>388553074
>>388555412
So an American civil war game? The screenshot says alpha so I assume it's some early access drivel too.
Will Illidan ever do anything wrong?
Illidan has done nothing right, ever, in his entire life.
He did something wrong when he got resurrected into a dogshit game.
>>388978481
Name even one thing he's done wrong
Tell us anon, what games are you playing on your phone?
*bing* *bing* *yahoo* *owowowowo* *1up* *bind bing*
Solitaire
>>388552742
I only play tetris or chess
>>388552742
Gacha shit and sudoku
Randy Pitchford tweeted he will not make HL2EP3 because he doesnt own the rights to Half Life.
Can we get GabeN to lose in poker to Randy again except this time he gives Randy Pitchford the Half Life IP?
That would be the most hilarious thing to ever happen in the history of the human race.
>>388552689
...well good
God, literally every single tweet of his is retarded.
>I think a good Half Life begins with a great concept for story, style and design
Well, no shit, what the fuck else could it start with?
Now, call me a fag or what you will for enjoying this game or even a weeb.
The creator of Yume Nikki has been silent for 10 whole years, there's no way they wouldn't have noticed it's overwhelming explosion by now.
It may not have blown up here but it sure as hell did in Japan, where Kikiyama is from, it climbed to number 3 of most downloaded software in japan at one point.
Any speculation on what may have happaned, or perhaps evidence of them still being out there? or is it best to just assume they're dead?
He hasn't been exactly silent, amiami got in touch with him for a deal so they would be able to sell yume nikki things. There was also that manga deal and if I'm not mistaken there was even a meet and greet with him..
Let the dead rest, anon.
Also can this be a Nikki thread?
>>388555548
Yes, but I don't have Nikki images to post. So here's a manga image.
is this the new fnaf/undertale shitty kid fanbase game?
>>388552270
yes.
>>388552270
That song was catchy, never played it though.
What games this?
Have you ever bought a game with your dick and then later regret it?
Haydee
Lollipop Chainsaw, actually.
>>388551898
BOTW
>Nintendo partners with Western Digital to create licensed Switch SanDisk memory cards
not bad
What exactly makes them special though?
>>388978357
if it detects non-nintendo data, it self destructs
>>388978301
why does the switch come with like no internal storage?