She used to be like Olympian but lately she just looks like another doll.
Modern heroines fight using the power of their ass-muscles alone.
samus is a braphog now
>>387411914
I keep insisting that Nintendo should retcon Samus into this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jijv39hHtlo
How to know a game will be shit
>lovecraftian
>cover art is a bunch of anime girls, all with their mouth open, except one is winking and one looks angry/annoyed
>>387411867
That's pretty specific anon. Have any examples?
>[popular game]-like
I'll start
>beat Resident Evil 4 without a memory card
>>387411747
I went about 50-2 in Crysis Warhead FFA multiplayer, I want to say it was 49-2
Would have been 50-1 if I hadn't done some stupid shit that killed me at the end
All I did was camp the rooftop with a sniper, dual pistols, and a minigun. throwing the sniper on the floor when someone got to the roof and grabbed the minigun
I don't have the motivation for any significant singleplayer milestones/achievements for myself
Got to the end of the fourth mine in harvest moon DS
Made it through the tutorial of Doom 2016
>Loading screen has a minigame
>>387411684
Name 3! games that do this
>>387411684
I think Namco has the patent on that, so only they can do it.
>You can twiddle the loading bar or spinning wheel while it loads
Xenoblade 2 is for cool people
Fuck yeah. Cant wait to mount my sword.
>>387411653
why is it on a nintendo console then
will it release in December or get delayed until next year
Does anybody cares about this game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvxF69TnIIk
I recognize the Geralt's voice actor.
ded
>>387411587
I am mildly interested in picking up and playing the original Spellforce games. Been put off by how long the game seems to be though. Maybe this will spur me to pull the trigger and play it.
ITT: Biggest blunders of 2017
I'll start with an obvious one.
Lawbreakers, but that's what they get for not advertising it for shit.
my life
>>387411518
Doesn't help that the PS4 port had a bug at where the game would suddenly stop for a brief moment whenever anyone during a round changed their class.
English trailer's out.
You're buying Sucy's game, right?
https://youtu.be/kwIKY9cFzL4
Fuck yeah, I love emo Fluttershy.
>>387411442
Why does Tara Strong have to ruin everything I like?
>>387411513
Because she's not Andrea Libman.
>$20 DLC
>doesn't even add new assets
>doesn't add new levels or anything
>you just replay the game as Luigi, with a shorter time limit on the levels
Why wasn't there a huge shitstorm over this? This is the worst form of DLC imaginable.
>>387411201
Yeah I share the same opinion
believe it or not I discovered all levels were 30 seconds limited only after purchase
Worst mistake I've made in my life
>>387411201
>Why wasn't there a huge shitstorm over this?
because the game is fucking amazing
>>387411263
It just blows my mind that Nintendo fans are okay with getting dicked like this. I even see Luigi U recommended in a lot of wii U threads
Is today the day we can have a civil MH thread?
http://www.capcom-unity.com/monster_hunter/go/thread/view/146585/30890763/all-your-questions-answered?pg=1
What are you hoping for anons?
First for worlds looks like casualized trash for sonybros and that XX is the better game.
>>387411164
I'm hoping for model rips
Looking forward to the release of Escape From Tarkov.
nobody else is
>>387410842
So fuck off then. This thread isn't for you.
>game with amazing assets
>is a shitty online looter shooter
fuck I'm mad.
THIS IS MY KEK REPORT
what are you sperging out about now, /b/, i mean /v/?
MERC'D
Steamniggers hate shooters now?
What's the longest save you lost mid play through?
>35 Hours dark souls save
>>387410535
I got a better question. Why do you still force this meme?
>Reformatted hard drive without backing up my saves
Feels bad man.
You're low tier.
>100+ hours Final Fantasy Tactics, just before finishing the deep dungeon
>100+ hours Tactics Ogre save, same as above
Cockblocked twice in the same game genre
>200+ hour save in Digimon World 2, lost the same during the final dungeon
>90 hours Final Fantasy X save, lose it right before the third Seymour fight
>god knows how long Dragon Quest VII save, no idea how far I was in the game either, fuck it, never again
And that is just to name a few, fuck memory cards, all hail cloud saves.
candy crush
>>387410361
You make this thread every day
>>387410545
>>387410629
Triggered, phoneless virgins. Only >Reddit hates video game discussion.
Is this going to be the Blood Meridian of Vidya?
no one on this pleb board knows what Blood Meridian is, you idiot
>>387409849
>Implying there'll be scalp hunting
>implying anyone has actually read a book past primary