Just what the fuck was going on at 343 Industries?
>>378856486
autism
>>378856486
That's hella ep*c. I like the quips though, so can you put sound on it thanks?
>>378856486
>hating sick intro movies
like we didnt know there is Nothing that /v/ likes
>War in game broke out in the year 2040-something
>It's now 21xx
>These ridiculously old car bodies are laying around in the street like people used to commonly drive these old ass things
???
>>378856393
Alternate reality maybe? Something like fallout
>Fallout 4
>200 years since the bombs dropped
>Scavengers are still surviving by eating canned food from the nearest super market
>>378856393
>21xx
Not even, it's been over 8,000 years since the last Human drove one of those things. The cities shouldn't even be there anymore.
I'm waiting. Go on.
What's wrong with selling a product that people want? What's to defend?
>>378856353
The abysmal cord setup
>nu-iPhone has no jack
Android wins again, baby!
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>>378855890
E B A
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>>378855890
>nurses with mini skirts on the top screen
>divas shaking their ass on the bottom screen
dick no
EDF!! EDF!!
post em
>>378855849
i love these threads but this is a horrible way to start
>>378855953
why
>>378855970
do you know what board you're on
Some games where I can shoot really oldschool guns, I mean even older than WW1
Also best guns in vidya thread
>>378855691
Bump
>>378855691
Bumparo
Its over lads nintendo takes this one as well.
>>378855516
Smash is a party game though.
>>378855592
I wanted to make a pander to casual jokes but sf is rated like shit so... paid reviews
>Smash
>fighting games
Since I never bought a Wii, I avoided playing Skyward Sword at the time of its release, the first Zelda game I didn't play on release. As I've played every other Zelda game, I figured that I would go ahead and play Skyward Sword for the sake of completion.
Maybe it's because I walked in with rock bottom expectations, but the game is pleasantly surprising me so far. The motion controls took some getting used to, but they're really responsive and I haven't had any issues with it misreading my motions. I hardly ever use dowsing and take the time to look for things myself. I find the writing to be consistently funny. I don't give two shits about the story. I knew it would be linear from the outset so that doesn't affect me.
The game certainly has flaws but it seems about as good as the other Zelda games. I prefer it to WW and probably OoT, at least so far.
I just finished Nayru's Silent Realm and obtained the clawshots.
Is the second half of the game dogshit? Is my taste just awful? Did I somehow get a different copy of the game than everyone else? For reference I generally prefer the 2D games to 3D, and my top three in the series are BotW, LA, and LoZ in no particular order.
>>378855497
>I prefer it to WW and probably OoT
Besides that, patrician taste
The game really shits the bed after the water dungeon, actually.
It's the worst 3D Zelda, behind windy waker
>>378856373
You mean the dungeon with the lotus flowers and the statue final boss? Fuck, that's the last one I finished. How does it shit the bed?
>item has a 0.0001% chance to drop
>get it on your first kill
>sell it afterward
Balder Side Sword
>die
>last save is before you get it
>never get it again
Reminder if you married Tharja back in Awakening you become the Adam's Family.
>>378855412
Fucking sweet, I love the Adam's family
>>378855412
One of the few games where the canon choice is the best choice
I married Cordelia because I have taste.
What are the odds?
didn't they say their next game was going to be completely different to bs and bb
>>378855282
I'm cautiously optimistic, but as always, not a great idea to get your hopes up.
The Sony Japan Studio guys who produced BB have been hinting at some new project the past few months, plus From have said one of their two unannoucned new games "is in line with the expectations our fans have of us", so it might well exist. I wouldn't really put a great deal of faith in what the Ori dev says, though it's not entirely far-fetched that someone working in the industry's heard something about what's happening at another camp. Remember that Sea of Thieves was talked about on NeoFAG a good 18 months before its official reveal by some people who totally aren't just Sony astroturfers.
Same as Ape Escape 4
Give me a game I can leave in the background while doing other stuff.
any of them
BoTW
>>378855278
Progress Quest
Why do miis look like shit?
I don't think that really needs explaining, I mean just look at them.
Maybe because Nintendo wanted something simple for avatars that play small roles in most things.
Even in fucking mario kart all you got it the back of your head for the whole thing besides the victory lap.
Neck yourself, degenerate
Why is Chad so perfect /v?
Strong enough to fight back, has enough stamina/speed to run, and stealthy enough to not get killed while the niggers run around and set up objectives for him
Real men who care about the preservation of their race and their fashionable sweaters play Chad
Why do you guys play Chad?
He looks like a fuckboy.
Chad with Heavy Hitter, Man at Arms, and Escape Artist is a literal god.
>>378855120
>Why is Chad so perfect /v?
Because he's Chad?
First the GameCube leaker leaks virtual console development , then 2 days later it's announced.
Now we see that even their game leaks are real too!! They listed duck hunt !! ITS REAL!!!
>>378855119
Fuck. Your right .
>>378855119
why did they remove SNES commitment i bought this thing to play SM All Stars reeeeeeeeeeee
>>378855119
>>378856186
>2 posts
>1 IP
nice samefagging