>Dude what if we made literally half the cast be inconsequential to the story
>Dude what if we made multiple cutscenes where the main character has no idea what's going on and just stands in the background while people who matter speak
>Dude what if we made a character who's literally just a random girl off the street with no important qualities outside of an extremely large ass
>Dude what if we made a character with an interesting and nuanced backstory and then only let the player use him in one dungeon, at the end of which he dies
>Dude what if we made a villain who has zero emotional connection to the heroes and doesn't even meet them until the last ten minutes
>Dude what if we took an established setting with a million interesting species and then only included humans and bunny humans as playable characters
>Dude what if we gave the narrator a comical Apu accent
>Dude what if we made a complicated political plot and then ruined it by turning it into standard ancient god shenanigans halfway through
>Dude what if we made a plot where the heroes have almost no impact on what happens until 95% of the way through the story, and they spend their time tromping from one ancient temple to the next
>Dude what if we took everything 100% seriously and had zero levity outside of Balthier and Cid
>Dude what if we wrote all of the dialogue to sound like a Renaissance Fair
>Dude what if we we had no overworld and all travel was handled by a menu or floating teleport crystals
>Dude what if we made a battle system where you set everything up in advance so that you don't actually play the game
>Dude what if we made a level-up system where all of the characters become literally identical in function
>Dude what if we made summons useless except for opening doors
>Dude what if we put all of the interesting and unique content in sidequests
>Dude what if instead of having fun side games like the motorcycle chase and Triple Triad we had nothing
>Dude what if we had really shitty music
>>381220094
I like FFXII
I agree with all of this except the gameplay.
FFXII's gameplay is pretty dang great.
9 was worse
Hey holmes, Tsukasa mi casa
shut up with your gook bullshit
>>381168181
Post your ugly collections here. Everybody is welcome.
>>381168045
>Owning physical copies
>>381168045
Bumping this thread so I can make a quick thing
>>381168045
>This is big news: We’re making the first location in HITMAN free to download for everyone!
>“I’m proud to announce that our first hello as an independent studio is to invite all gamers to play the beginning of HITMAN for free. There is a lot of love out there for HITMAN and with this offering we hope that many more will fall in love with the game. We believe that this is Hitman at its best. So jump in and give a try.” – Hakan Abrak, CEO Io-Interactive.
>[The Free download will be on Steam in a few hours, at approx 6pm CEST.]
According to IGN there will also be a 60% off sale for the full game for one week.
I've never played it so this is hype.
Source: http://steamcommunity.com/games/236870/announcements/detail/2574219120186500379
bump for FREE THINGS hype
It also appears that the denuvo is gone
It's a shame it's just the ICA facility. It's just the tutorial level and it's not that great, they should've just released Paris for free instead.
What's the best looking PC game?
Probably something like crysis 3, BF1 or battlefront.
Shit games but pretty.
Trine 2
What was the point of the coin gimmick? There's no reward or benefit to them.
fun
>>381167756
nigga if you think that's fun then I have no other choice than to respect your opinion because you're obviously just having the time of your life
>>381167712
Is it even possible to get a game over in this game? You get like a dozen lives in every level.
>Buy Dark Souls 2
>Have no fucking clue where to go
>Wandering around Majula
>NPCs don't make any sense
>Try to kill the pigs in the corner
>They have extremely high health and damage
>Find some forest area
>It's the same with other enemies, all just have high health and high damage
>Realise the game is just a grind fest with no directions on where to go or what to do
>Only way to get through an area is to watch a youtube video on how
So the only hard thing about this game is no sense of direction and enemies with high health and attack damage.
Explain how this game is good.
Pic related is where i have been for the last 2 hours.
>>381217430
Git gud
Get rid of the scimitar it does shit damage early
>>381217430
I have the entire game committed to memory
>these are the people that go "muh artificial difficulty"
>these are the people that will go LMAO THIS GAME IS EASY NORMIE SHIT the second they beat it 90 hours later
gay luigi?
>>381167703
YTPs were never funny
It is written
>>381167972
fuck you
BioShock Infinite will be forgotten by time like an old, shitty forced meme because the people who actually liked it don't even play games.
I played it a few years ago and was appalled at how bad the combat actually was. It's like they learned nothing from Bioshock's terrible gunplay. None of the skills or traits you have synergize with eachother, the only exception being that one trait in Burial At Sea where getting on and off skyhooks momentarily make you invincible, which synergized with a melee style for that fight. But it was probably an accident because we never saw anything like that ever again, before or since.
By the way did Zone die or something? Why did he stop making those epic r34 animations?
>>381167996
Probably because everyone in his niche already knows how to pirate everything he makes. Porn flashes don't have the thickest profit margins or widest paying audience and there's more profitable shit to do like animate for successful shows that Tumblrettes and literal children get their parents to pay that 80$ cable bill for.
>>381167996
Doesn't he work for Kike Z on Indivisible now?
Where does /v/ get their roms? Seems that anything you used to search in google got purged by the DMCA
Nice try FBI man.
>>381167625
There's places but you aren't going to find them here.
Don't need anybody snitching to Ninty again.
Try torrents if you're too lazy to dig yourself.
>>381167625
Which was better?
>it's another "pretending that a shitty and outdated rpg is better than Skyrim just because it's older" episode
Gothic II did just about everything right EXCEPT combat.
>>381217343
Combat is perfect in Gothic 1 and 2
What went wrong?
Nothing, actually. Good fighting game and good capegame rolled into one.
>>381167506
this.
it's still Moral Kombat at its Kore
How do i git gud?
>>381216794
practice, observe better player and spot the difference between your play and theirs.
The button layout is so shit and motion controls are faulty as fuck :(
>he bought a Switch
>he spent money on Arms
ITT: Games so bad you couldn't even be asked to finish them.
Has good space-waifu though
Don't think I've ever been asked to finish a game.
>>381167389
This, what the fuck.
Did you enjoy 2B's game?
Stfu
Yeah.
You mean A2's game?