Pirates:
>subhumans
>underaged
>poorfags
This is a fact!
>shilling for a fucking DRM
kys
>>375894745
Cry more, commie.
>wah, Denuvo is anti-consumer
>wah, no Nier Automata crack
Do you sympathise with Adachi?
>>375894418
No, he is a manchild.
>>375894418
I have some sympathy for him except for the killing without reasons part.
Yeah I understand his angst and the one of that creepy fake killer but that's not a reason to kill people especially when it's not going to improve their life.
/thread
>>375894418
of course not, he's a pathetic loser. If you sympathize with Adachi you should seek therapy
PARAPPA X GITAROO MAN COLLAB
http://www.ricedigital.co.uk/project-rap-rabbit/
>>375894406
I made the same thread earlier. /v/ doesn't care about actual games, you have to make it about their waifus or politics for them to notice anything.
>>375895006
well I'm noticing.
“Make rhythm-action great again”
>Sony drops out of handhelds
>Nintendo gets monopoly on them, again
>They will keep fucking with small devs, censoring them and they will have to sell 100k copies just to break even
>They will all move to mobile phones and become a lot worse before dying out
Please Sony, make a Vita 2!
>>375894397
The handheld market is dying. The only place where it's still big is Japan, which is a country running out of young people.
Nobody makes games for the Vita though.
You made that post just so you can post that picture. Don't worry, friend! I know just the place where you can post that as much as you want!
>>>/e/
>Anon I am willing to let you and only you live. Board the mothership with me.
What kind of deal was he offering? What was his end game?
>>375894362
Mewtwo clearly wants to fuck.
>>375894609
Space aliens aren't for sexual.
>>375894362
He obviously wanted to turn ninten into his personal sex slave
Can I get a quick rundown on the essential games for this system?
Bloodborne
>>375894245
Yakuza 0
Bloodborne
Persona 5
That's it. I should have bought a PS3
>>375894245
that rundown is gonna be very quick
Two superman
Two clowns
Two grass fighters
Two cat fighters
Eight Batman characters
Why?
Is Supergirl cute? I might buy this game if any of the girls are cute.
>>375894109
NRS isn't capable of making girls that look like girls
>>375894168
That's why I'm asking, manfaced hags don't do it for me.
s-stop resisting anon you've been a naughty boy
>W-what are you doing?! Let me go! Stop! That tickles! Stop it! Ahahahaha!
But I find dindu nutin wrong
>>375894359
Ima Good boy i aindu nuffin
Is "weight" a meme that needs to die in order for action games to progress?
No because in this instance it's more than likely true due to the large weapons that this game appears to be going for.
>>375893905
Watch this and get learned scrublord.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2vCko6V4pQ
>More or less singlehandedly stopped his wife from usurping the power of the First Flame and destroying the world via the Abyss
>Found a solution to pretty much essentially "cure" Hollowing
>Is the originator of the final solution that would break the cycle of Fire and Dark
>Is remembered as nothing more than a power-hungry bastard and no true Lord by the third game
Vendrick deserved better
>>375893867
Well I'm getting downvoted anyways so I may aswell just say it. Every single of those games aside from Dark Souls II Scholar of the First Sin was quite poor. Dark Souls 3 being the shitstain that puts the rest to shame. Dark Souls 3 is one of the absolute worst games I've seen. I have no idea how adults who have played a single game before it can say they liked it with a straight face. I can't even wouldn't even begin to respect the opinion of someone who said they liked it on anything again. The music was generic, the rollspam combat mechanics were awful, the enemies just attacked spam, with very little variety in design or movesets, The few bosses actually REVIVED healthbars and had no substance in fights, lore were a horrible extrinsic reason to force people to learn to read and not notice the world plain old sucking intrinsically. The cherry on top was Soul of Cinder. Oh my fucking god he was the bit that pushed the game into embarrassingly bad territory. Those final moments where he all of a sudden becomes geyn... I literally dropped my controller, pulled out my phone and started recording for about a minute to show a couple friends just how bad it was. I stood right in front of that giant mother fucker for a good 2 minutes and it just played gwyn's music. He just shot swung his sword at nothing in different directions over and over with really annoying music playing, and after I kileld him the utter nonsensical rambling of the living plot device princess firekeer vomiting bullshit harping on and on and on about darkness in a mind numbing loop. Seriously Fuck that game. Fuck anyone who liked it... I feel like I'm taking crazy pills seeing the amount of praise it gets. It makes absolutely no fucking sense. It is garbage on a tier all of its own. If you like Dark Souls III you have no standards to speak of.
>can't even wouldn't
>>375893867
The cure hollowing bullshit isn't even explained. What a fucking meme of a game.
You know what guys? Comfy thread.
http://youtubedoubler.com/kY6A
What's everyone playing this week? How's everyone doing?
>>375893776
Come on gents, relax with me. Have a drink. Or a hot pocket. But come relax with me, like we used to so long ago...
>>375893776
Usually playing Rocket League for the most part, getting myself a little in-depth with Bayonetta though now that i can dodge off-set consistently
Almost finishing with Etrian Odyssey Untold but since i fucked up my skill builds and the resting mechanic is glitched i kinda have to grind a bit and don't feel like doing that for now
>>375894059
Man I should have gotten rocket league when it came out but I feel like I'd just rage when people fucked up
It's so hard not to rage...That's why this thread must come back to /v/ so we can chill and be comfy together
Hey /v/
My left hand started to hurt (especially the thumb) and I'm kind of interested in getting a hitbox or any ergonomic controller. I haven't tried it, is it good or bad?
>>375893714
I have one and I think it's pretty good. It's like playing on a keyboard but the buttons are more conveniently aligned. Can't promise it will fix your hand though.
>>375893932
So long it makes my hand feel uncomfortable then I'm okay with it. I guess I just put too much stress on my thumb
>>375894041
doesn't make my hand feel uncomfortable*
Fuck, that was embarrassing
Who do you want in?
what would your dream team be?
I only need Jedah to be real
>>375893623
Nero and Ghost Rider
>>375893623
An artstyle that isn't interfered by Disney's bullshit.
My friends are all dead
They were all murdered by people who look like this
I still think Killer 7 had some of the best designed enemies and solid music
>>375893493
My friends are all dead, they were cut apart by some psychopath.
But I got a new gf, she's a qt. pic related
>>375894090How did she die again?I know Amir killed Travis and the other Smiths, but I forget her backstory
She's a tall girl
>>375893486
If I took off them heels, will she die?
She's not, Bayonetta is pretty average height. Literally every male character in her series is taller than her save Enzo. Her proportions just make her look tall.
>>375893486
I know what you're doing. You don't care about her height, you just want someone to respond with, "for you," even though that meme was never funny. I pity you.