Today is the birthday of this young and thin ninja.
Say something nice to Haruka /v/.
>>384637063
I like your tits
>>384637063
Your poor friend is pretty hot
I
WANT
HER
BIGGER
>So my childhood was pretty fucked up. I was born in this laboratory where they did all these experiments on me and my friends. Most of my friends didn't like it, but I was pretty chill. One of the scientists was really cool and we became friends.
>One day all the other Apes decided to kill all the scientists, they killed my friend.
>I blasted away into outer space, and got lonely, peanut butter my only friend.
>Build a compute and decided to find some friends, so I got a bunch of friends back. Felt good for a while, but then realized that I am the only one of my species.
>Too human for relationship with other animals.
>Too much an animal for relationship with humans.
>I've gone back on the Peanut Butter guys, but I dunno. Knowing I will never have a real companion to share my life with and understand me. Thinking about an hero... what do?
He has human friends, especially females. Tracer is giving him a chance, and mei is hinted to like him.
>>384638645
Yeah but do you think they can have a life together? Publically?
That's interspecies erotica buddy!
Who fucking gives a shit
Overwatch lore and characters are fucking garbage
ITT: Bad game design
We've had this exact thread in the last 24 hours
Fuck off
ITT: Bad bone design
>>384637080
Best Metroidvania ever.
Who the fuck designed this piece of shit level?
>Getting caught means you're automatically dead, cause all the big monsters kill you in one hit.
>If you get caught, all exits are locked off (why even do this if the enemies can one hit kill you anyway.
>If you DO manage to escape, they make you do the whole area over again.
>Can't even save so you have to do all the easy parts over again.
Nintendo had six years to make this game and this is what they put out?
I made it through first try with no alerts and no kills. Still got everything. Git gud
>>384637078
Stay still i'm calling the cops hello yes operator I just got owned what do I do yes i'll hold.
>>384636887
It's like 2 rooms big and takes 5-10 minutes to beat. Suck it up
>pretend my parents were calling for me and exit skype/discord
>they weren't calling me
LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY
>Do you want to save your progress?
>No
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Why is she so hard on Mythic /V/?
Why have I been unable to get any tier pieces for 3 weeks /v/?
>>384636832
Because Avatar is harder.
>>384636913
Why did I get Kil trinket which gives me -2% and -1%, why cant I get the fucking WRIST BLIZZ WHY, WHY IS YOUR LEGENDARY SYSTEM SO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING GARBAGE
>>384636913
The loot algorithm has figured out that you're willing to wait. Your only hope is to quit for a while and come back later.
who /projectbeta/ here?
you guys pb, or waiting for global?
Honestly I don't think global will last. They're planning like 39 patches, and they'll probably have bugs everytime. Also the NX system is planned to be an exact replica of GMS. which means donations for everything, including slot expansions. I don't think thats worth it for a v01 1x exp server.
Why haven't you played the best JRPG on the PS2?
How do you feel about the supposed inheritors of Mega Man's legacy?
>>384636457
It's better than nothing.
Shovel Knight has been pretty great with it's free expansions and shit. Gunvolt was pretty alright even though I am not a fan of the jpop soundtrack. MN9 is shit though
>>384636457
What is the third one?
>if you light the torches without arrows her dialogue changes and she says you are just as disappointing as her cock obsessed husband
Post unorthodox solutions and how the game reacted to them
>>384636443
sounds like she's just a bitch obsessed with arrows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqocFElidKI
Where were you when Dreamcast released?
In the same month that a Fire Pro Wrestling game showed up on Steam, fucking Mat Dickie got a wrestling game onto Steam.
This world has gone completely off the fucking rails, and it is hilarious.
we need some good CaW wrestling games. I hate that wwe has the only real good one on pc and its mediocre.
>>384636565
Fire pro world is that to a tee
>>384636565
Check out Fire Pro Wrestling World on Steam.
They already made Rod Stewart, Red Green, and Chris Chan CAWs.
>People on /v/ unironically defend this absolute scam.
Yes they are bottom tier iq brainlets. A fool and his money are soon parted. Most of /v/ are shit4brain retards who pay money for anything vidya as long as the mockup is nice.
Just think of all the great games that could have been created out of this game's budget.
Derek Smart was right the entire time.
Where can I find Ralph Pootawn videos? All I can find are tributes and clones.
u guys r faggets
>They'll hurt me bad but I won't mind
>They'll hurt me bad they do it all the time
Who is the Violent Femmes of gaming?