EPISODE 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEq38Hy2l7U
>>378449731
>it's real
Holy shit, the absolute madman is actually making the secon series. Fucking great
>ONE YEAR LATER
-3 characters
-2 stages
-a fucking bajillion and one worthless trash sprays, skins, and emotes
Glad to know where Blizzard's priorities are.
>>378449592
>6 stages
>4 events
>5 new gamemodes
>custom game browser/creator
shut up
just shut up and buy loot boxes
>Woman wont be able to survive 5 seconds in this world yet you can play as one from start to finish
>Woman wont be able to lift 99% of weapons and shields from this game yet you can equip her with any weapon and shield you want
ugh, fuck off with that misoginy
It's almost like... It's a fantasy... Game...
>>378449313
>Woman wont be able to lift 99% of weapons
There are quite a few weapons in the souls games that no living human could possibly lift and swing around
>that feel when you're playing the most intellectual game of all time
I, too, am a fan of pong.
>>378448318
The statements in MGS2 were predicted in short stories that were written a literal decade before its creation, as well as in Brave New World, circa 1932.
So not only is MGS2 nothing more than a retread, narratively, but to coddle its narrative the game was made shit. Flat cardboard characters, an awful villain faction, the most tedious boss fights imaginable, level design that consists of two hexagonal structures taped together, gameplay constantly being interrupted with shit like "disarming a bomb is kind of like a relationship" on top of the fact that most of the game is taken up by an easter egg hunt and a fucking escort mission. MGS2 blows.
>>378449139
Meant to say a literal century, not decade. The Machine Stops is a great story about conditioning, information control, and what happens when people become too complacent in their own distractions and comforts.
On a scale of 1-10, how likely is the announcement of a new Metroid game at E3 2017?
A big fat fucking goose egg.
Metroid is dead. Get over it.
>>378447725
Like 2 at best. They already have that stupid shit game based around the GF Marines. They've met their quota for the next 3-5 years. :^)
>>378447725
About 4
Yea so I don't want to like keep making threads about the same concept but I feel like this development was significant enough to justify it. Consider this to be a little addendum to my "Exploring the end of Oblivion's playable area" group of threads. If you don't know what those are, I'll post some screenshots. I wasn't planning on making another, but...
Long story short, I had this ordeal with a corrupted clone I made of my Oblivion character, and I couldn't permanently kill him because he respawns, so I did that glitch where if you delete the Wizard's Tower DLC while you're in it, you get teleported to a Bethesda test cell. The plan was to kill him there and leave the test cell, then re-install the DLC so he can never escape.
Well I killed him there, but before I fast travelled out of the test cell I decided to explore the terrain a bit. It's an outdoor area set in Bruma-like environment with some houses around it, but past that it's a flat, brown plain. At least, that's what it's like at first.
Continuing further out yielded a bunch of utterly featureless terrain. Like, smooth hills and mountains. I kept running for a few minutes. Notably on my map it didn't look like I was moving at all, or at least I was barely moving...
And then I came upon a cabin. Like, a small cabin, in between these featureless mountains. Just lying there, in this random Bethesda test cell.
What the fuck is going on? Why did Bethesda / Todd put all this shit in the game? Whose cabin is it supposed to be? I want to keep looking around, but adding this to the water squares and random mountains I found in the last endeavor, I'm really starting to question Bethesda's sanity.
Bethesda used a proceduraly generated system to make the world. It probably just glitched since your so far outside the play area and made this random shit.
>>378447919
>Bethesda used a proceduraly generated system to make the world
I dont think speed tree counts m8
>>378447919
I get that for the mountains and shit, but how would that make a cabin?
Now that the dust has settled...
What went wrong /v/?
>>378446181
Nintendo doesn't make good games. Everything went wrong. The world was fun to explore but literally everything else about the game, including the world itself was shit.
>"Plot"
shit
>Characters
shit
>Voice acting
shit
>Shrines
shit
>4 dungeons
smaller and more simple than older Zelda dungeons, and less of them. shit
>Combat
shit
>Enemy variety and competency
shit
The game isn't horrible, but it's plagued with flaws. But you're not allowed to discuss them because le salt meme.
>>378446181
>reviews and praise Zelda hasn't seen since OoT
>Sales projection higher than any other past game
Yeah, I don't think anyone's opinion who matters at Nintendo will see an issue here. And if do think there are issues. You might wanna stop playing and leave.
how are you progressing? Are you geared for Tomb?
What classes do you play?
I main Outlaw Rogue and am excited to see Slice and Dice be great next patch so I don't have to rely on roll the rng
>>378446153
So do you play with a drawing tablet or a mouse, anon, I gotta know
Just got my Druid to 100, haven't gotten any quests after the Broken Shore invasion, I ran around for an hour with nothing in my quest log or on my map so I had to open a ticket. Must have been the realm transfer or something, I can't wait to get into tanking though.
>>378446153
How do you farm gold for WoW tokens?
Why is minecraft still so expensive?
>>378445817
Because little kids still buy it
>>378445817
10 years down the tap into that game an you ask why it cost a lot man you fucking not understanding hiow business works like just think for a second how thse years go nby and those guyts need food for their families you will nevr understnad
It's the most fun you can have while playing an app.
>We will never EVER get a Chrono Trigger remake with DQH II level graphics
Why is Squenix so fucking shit bros?
Why do they hate money?
Look at the assets they already have because to the DQH games, just colour that guy's hair red and boom Chrono's model is done!
the series needs to be revived before it can have any remakes
>>378445643
What if a remake revives it
>>378445346
STOP ASKING FOR REMAKES!
Well then, where do you want me to break you first?
Did you just say something, creep?
>>378444823
Nobody brought it when you had it dressed up as Chun Li.
Nobody is going to buy it now.
Stop posting your fucking sex doll.
>>378444954
Anon, where did the she touch you?
How the fuck do you play Disgaea 5? This shit is confusing as all hell. How do Innocents work? How do Items work? What is mana? Etc.?
just jerk off to the girls
>>378444719
That doesn't help play the game though.
>>378445302
nobody "plays" disgaea
Do you still play your Vita?
I play it more than any of my other platforms, yeah.
Only during holidays. It's great for indies and ps1 classics.
Just hacked it, wondering what PS1 games to put on there. Already got RE2 and 3 + Symphony of the Night. Any other recommendations?
what happened?
>>378443575
Everytime a new game comes out that the dev likes he decides to add features from it.
>>378443575
>3 years going
All there is to show for it are shitty tech demos, a YT channel and a patreon account.
hopefully it died for good
guys a huge fag
Good night, sweet prince.
http://gematsu.com/2017/05/playstation-3-production-ended-japan
>>378443440
Are 360s still in production, or has the last gen ended completely now?
still playing games on it. 200 hours in persona 5 and going.
meanwhile ps4 has blopdborne and pro dlc upgrade. oh and remasters.
>>378443440
>PS3 has outlasted Wii and Wii U