WEEEEEEEEELL
HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT THE BROTHA IS HEAVY
>>383672679
GAVE AWAY MY POSSESSIONS AND MOVED INTO A CHEVVY (Van)
>>383673490
YEAH, THATS THE MASTER PLAN
>>383673939
DRRRRRRRRRRIVE INTO THE WOODS AND EAT CORN OUT THE CAN
do you play your video games standing or sitting /v/?
>>383672383
I inject them directly.
>>383672383
What does this mean? that I didn't grow taller because of shit posture?
>>383673150
no it means your lowerback needs good support if you are sitting all day.
Besids there is no reason being 8"5, hit the gym fatso.
Consoles and PC welcome
>this game is bad!
>why
>it's 2D!
*returns to life*
Come on, let go of the remote
Don't you know you're letting all the junk flood in?
R8 the game on a scale of 1-10. Feel free to include episode 2 as well. I'd give it a 5. Mediocre at best but it's at least playable generally speaking. I haven't played episode 2 but I probably wouldn't like it either.
>>383672025
Episode 1 - 3/10
Episode 2 - 6/10
>>383672025
Episode 1 - 0/10
I haven't played Episode 2.
>>383672025
Shovelware/10
FULLY
Fern appreciation thread
BADDA BING BADDA BOOM
ASHES
Talk shit about a game
Borderlands 2 was a mistake. Who the fuck thought slag was a good idea? Like, nobody wants to be switching weapons every time
Also, the siren class look like a gook
Xeodrifter
>Haha which of the four planets do you want to start on? Trick question, you can only progress on one of them lol faget
>Tap the jump button, fly the full jump height. Worse than Super Mario.
>Fight the same boss twice
>Slowly dick around in this shitty sub
>Walk past areas that are very clearly areas you'll have to bumble through later when you have another power-up
DARKSIDERS
>Entire combat system has 0 combos that use more than one button
>Liam O'Brian and fucking MARK HAMILL are picked up to voice the two main characters and do literally nothing for the entire runtime
>Council is just a ripoff of the Precursors except not cool or interesting
>Game is open world just for the sake of being open world, does nothing but extend the amount of time it takes to get from level to level
>Health Upgrade system of getting more health bars completely irrelevant because enemies get more damage almost 1:1 with your health gains
>All the environmental puzzles are mostly just trying to make the controls and items do what you want them to do
>Incredibly flimsy worldbuilding where who or what Satan (The Destroyer) actually is is up to debate
>Sequel ruined the premise by rewriting the four horsemen of the apocalypse
>Remastered edition of the game still looks worse than Arkham Asylum, which came out in the same year (using the same engine I think too) and still looks good today.
>Bizarre tone with Scottish demigod smiths from a wannabe Tolkien story alongside a no-nonsense avatar of War fighting to clear his name
>Blandest, least inspired levels in vidya history
>Wrath meter is acquired at a bafflingly slow rate (I only had three bars by the end of the game, which was enough for ONE special attack)
>Weird balancing, with one boss wrecking your shit unless you have Chaos Form, in which case he dies instantly
>Coolest mechanic of the game, Ruin, barely used
>Ugly as shit protagonist
>Sidekick changes from helping, taunting, and wacky at the drop of a hat
>Too many side items and too little ways to bind them to the Dpad (It's not FC3 bad, but still horrible)
>Said side items are either mandatory (Crossblade) or absolute dogshit that barely gets used as a tool and doesn't help in combat (Pistol, Horn)
dark souls 2 a poop
Now that the dust has settled, can we agree that this console is underrated as fuck?
>>383671501
Always. With hacking it pretty much is the definitive Nintendo console.
>>383671501
It has a few good games but lets be real, its got less games worth playing than the fucking vita.
>>383671501
I really enjoy mine but definitely find the overall library to be a little lacking. A few of the mainline entries were a little uninspired, as well.
>>383671593
The hacking definitely adds a huge layer of usability, however.
I'm just waiting for the Switch to get hacked so I can emulate everything on the go. I miss my PSP.
Final Fantasy Vanilla sucks
Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles beats it on every front.
Prove me wrong
Protip: You can't.
>>383671289
Crystal Chronicles has like 5 games, only the first one is good. That ratio is almost as bad as Final Fantasy mainline
>>383671585
You have to admit it's more interesting on the gameplay front though and had more potential.
Hey /v/, you ever heard of "Godzilla, King of Monsters"?
>>383671279
"Sorry love but I'm deep in siberian jungle here trying to stop a bisexual electric man from gaining control of a giant robot can we please stay on the topic at hand?"
snake i may seem like an unassuming character who doesnt do much but im actually the root of all evil in this series
>>383671601
What MGS game was it that established she was Dr Clark again?
Why is it that in 2017 we are still having this debate?
>>383671263
>male nigger is a literal monkey
Haha.
>>383671263
Why make a comparison when both images are the same OP?
Epic
I recently restarted GTA:SA recommend a brotha some mods
cant go wrong with anime girls
Silent Patch
SkyGFX
play it until you realize its nothing like how you remembered it and get the superior ps2 version or kill yourself
>but the framerate and resolution
is unironically part of the experience
>Comes with FF III instead of FF VI
Dropped
BUT FF3 IS FFVI
lazy boring bait
>>383671017
sssh dont correct him