Rate my battlestation /v/
>>375668147
minecraft cures autism
Using generic petroleum jelly anon? 1...out of 5.
>>375668147
>xbox controller
>shitty laptop
>shitty mouse
>shitty keyboard
>small television instead of monitor
>petroleum jelly
>apple earbuds
>minecraft version later than 1.7
my rating is kill yourself
>HEY, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
>you think its a girl
>>375472840
>used to pretend to be a girl on halo 3 before i hit puberty
It's a miracle I didn't turn out to be a tranny
What's that one grieving vid where they berate the kid on mic by saying he doesn't have a mic?
9S.
We've been expecting you.
Here comes the snow
>>375667874
>Those godawful graphics
Is this the PS4 version?
Why this shit looks like a ps3 game?
JESUS FUCK THE SOUNDTRACK MAKE IT STOP AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
So is this just bioshock in space? Because it looks like bioshock in space.Don't tell me about System Shock, I know what I fucking said
PPYOOOONNN SHICKASHICKASHICKA AS SOON AS I SEE ONE OF THOSE LITTLE FAGGOTS IT STARTS SCREECHING IN MY EARS WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS
>>375668025
bioshock with bad sound mixing
>the main character to the last game you played is now being voiced by MC ride
what happens ?
>>375667719
>Overwatch
Fuck T.Crews, Doomfist is now a scary motherfucker
god damn colored people are funy
I turn it off and throw it in the bin.
I mainly play first person shooters and passionately hate the mouse and keyboard.
Sure it might be BETTER but only because it moves the player impossibly fast, very few human beings can turn that fucking quickly let alone acquire a target. Its like all games are stacked with Jerry Miculek as all players.
Plus you can't control your movement speed, play racing games, jet simulators etc.
I'm poor.
I'm broke, ignorant and have the foresight of capacity of a goldfish.
>>375667795
>Sure it might be BETTER but only because it moves the player impossibly fast, very few human beings can turn that fucking quickly let alone acquire a target.
I don't have an anime grill smug enough so this nep will have to suffice.
> Plus you can't control your movement speed, play racing games, jet simulators etc.
Bitch plug in a controller.
Who should I support, /v/, Mr. House or Caesar?
>>375471570
The house always wins, baby
>>375471718
This.
Interact with both of them and then decide which one you like better. The N/V/ fags will just tell you to side with House otherwise.
> Hey anon, wanna go monster hunting?
wat do
>>375667530
*unzips dick*
how about you hunt this monster bb?
>>375667530
Listen. Don't talk to me like I'm some kinda fuckin' chump. Alright? Because I'm not. I'm a businessman. I'm a family man. Man of the people. Man of the church. Man of the country. I'm a patriot. A veteran. A man of god. A missionary. A postman. I work at jamba juice, okay? My dog is spayed. I got letters ready for me at the notary republic. I know a cobbler I make my own quilts Love eggs. Shop locally. I support local causes. I take a cruise ship every 3 months. I wear reading glasses. My daughter has braces. My eyebrows are shaved And my friends are all geese. I live in a house. I have a head. My clothes are all combustible. My medicine is over the counter except for one prescription. I have a shirt that reads "If you don't like me, I'll go fuck your mother." I am inside of the matrix. I live in a home with no windows. I have lasers inside my brain I have a shark in my bathroom. My dog sleeps in my bed with me. I have mouse under the rug. My friends are all dead. I went to india once. I like bowling. So don't talk to me like I'm some kinda fuckin' chump, alright? Because I'm not.
>>375667530
Grab her by thehair and Kiss her
when the fuck is it coming?
>>375667357
stay tuned at E3, they're probably going to announce a release date.
Never ever.
Fucking Turk roaches.
nice joke
ITT things that happened
why is wario so big?
>>375667315
because he's a big guy
>>375667315
he eats his vegetables
I hacked my Vita.
What are your top 3 Vita games?
Half Life 3
Prey 2
Puyo puyo
If it had any games I'd tell you.
Dragon's Crown
Muramasa
And...uhhh....um
Reminder that if you play heavy you're fucking stupid as hell retarded noob
Literally who still plays tf2 other than lil South American kids that can't afford video games?
>>375666394
>Skill level requred to play tf2 classes well
Shouldnt the image just be a big zero
The Flare Gun is just as handy as the Shotgun.
With the New 2DS being a thing, will Monster Hunter ever make use of the N3DS hardware ever again if it doesn't make it onto a stronger platform?
>>375471551
New 2DS xl has the same processor as the new 3ds, you can even play xenoblade on the new 2ds xl
New webms folks
Mizutsune a shit
ITT: Make a Vidya wish. Have others responde with how it'll backfire on you
I want S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 to be made, I also want Sergey Grigorovich to be the project manager so it doesn't turn out to be shit.
>>375666391
I want obsidian to make kotor 3 and I want the people that worked on kotor 2 to work on it
>>375666391
I wish Todd didn't turn TES lore into generic shit
What is he fighting for, /v/?
To fill dark souls with light.
>>375666349
MMZ4's dialogue confirms he actually has things to fight for now.