>Metroid: Samus Returns (3DS) – 8/8/8/8 [32/40]
I'm actually worried now. How it was even possible to fuck up remake enough to get such a low score? Just by updating visuals it should be 38 or 39/40
>3D game on hardware as weak as the 3DS
They could've made the prettiest sprite-based game out there but they went with godawful 3D for no damn reason at all. I bet it runs like shit too.
The thing is, they didn't just "update the visuals." They completely took an Other M shit on Metroid 2
>>389330426
How so?
>>389088883
Why the fuck are all the doors locked?
Anyone hear something in the vents?
>>389088883
YOU ALWAYS KNOW A WORKING JOE!
>Wii
>HDMI converter (scrub) or composite into a CRT tv (better)
>Japanese Super Famicom Classic controller
>install homebrew launcher
>install wads
>have fun
>>389330216
>pc
>download snes games
>have fun
>buy raspberry pi
>install retropie
>>389330264
>not an actual console
*snatches your large kit for 5 health*
>mfw faggot scout won't still for a single fucking second so I can hit him with my whip increasing both our movement speed
>>389088759
>grabs the briefcase before you can reach it
>proceeds to falls out of bounds with it
>>389088759
>They still complain even when you have low health and they don't.
>PC verisons have proper aiming
>Mods restore content to be on par with PS2 release
Why didn't anyone tell me? This fixes the biggest gripe I had with the PS2 and PC verisons.
>>389088573
can you use xinput or directinput now? they was my major issue.
>>389088865
>not wanting to use mouse/keyboard
Groove street...
Has AI in video games degraded over time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYHtKz_QMLo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVOIG_BnBzI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R_iuiRMUS4
Yes. As has everything else.
>>389088435
Except for graphics and audio fidelity.
>>389088538
Even those.
What happened?
He blacked that naaru
they were not prepared
>>389088380
Draenei are now Protoss, but purple.
Illidan's a twat who needs to be locked back in his cell.
Argus is GREEN!
Oh God so much AP.
Turalyon is as expected.
Alleria is literally using Void Magic, yet still not as evil as Sylvanas.
Velen is a sad goat.And I love it all. Except Illidan. Fuck that guy.
Fuck it actually has denuvo.
I guess I'll pirate it.
Oh fuck, what is the difference? I bought it on PC but I can still get a refund
>Denuvo
Aaaand it's not bought. Time to wait for CPY
https://support.codefusion.technology/SonicMania_8ahn2e/
Why did they put DRM on a game like this?
Why do console players get the benefit of being able to play the game offline whenever they want indefinitely but PC players are stuck with this?I recommend spamming the email section on the Denuvo page with complaints
Theres is nothing more satisfying than fallouts gore/gib system
Headshots are the best
Look at this shit
the love and acceptance of a good woman after a hard days work is more satisfying
>>389329670
Until she divorces you and wrecks your life
I wonder which i would prefer
why was this so disliked? I got it today and so far I'm enjoying it.
You'll enjoy it less once you realize it's unfinished
play the original DE, and then these console trash sequels.
Cliffhanger and dickish first-week dlc
Just finished it. Great fucking game, but I got the supposedly bad ending and half of the shit isn't explained. Anybody else finished it and can actually tell me what's the deal with the protag?
I'm still playing it. I'm in the second area and trying toget the violin for the musician. I already killed the pig.
>>389087904
I hope you weren't as stupid as me and youelectrocuted the pig before trying to kill it
>>389087590
Protag, Doctor and some military dudes were in charge of observing and containing the forest. But the forest drove them insane and took their memories of home and twisted it to make them want to go home.All roads lead to the heart of the forest, it's a trick by the forest. When you get there, you'll understand what's going on.
Why do retards believe that open world games have no level design?
Rockstar doesn't do level design.
>>389087575
Because they don't. Throwing the same copy and pasted tower/camp/dungeon on a giant map and calling it a day does not equal good level design. Open world games are the most forgettable and lazy games.
>>389087575
Most people don't think there is no level design, just that it's shallow and it can easily feel undetailed or inconsistent because you're not restricted to the design usually.
>is it good?
>do you use it often
Never tried it desu.
>>389087393
It functions well, but I hardly use it because I don't play many game on the TV.
And if I did I'd use the new app on my UHD Samsung TV.
>>389087548
To clarify I played most of Fallout 4 on the top floor in my brother's room when my desktop was in our basement.
I ran it over wired lan and it worked really well.
it can support any USB device if you use the software they suggest, but it natively supports standard mouse and keyboard plus the standard controllers.
Also for anyone from /g/ you're able to ssh into it if you put a text file with a config setting on a usb stick to change the config on boot.
*blocks your path*
>>389329540
Really? He kind of went down like a bitch. Him and his girlfriend.
Cats are scum. Catmen are no different.
Probably the peak of that game desu
Disappointed you couldn't have wrothian party members
>Nintendo McDonald's partnership
>Literal McDonald's themed events in your video games
We wanted Nintendo to copy the good graphics and online service of their competitors, not copy their anti-consumer DLC policies and cancerous marketing deals.
>Good graphics and online service of their competitors
Who, PC?
Damn now I want mcdonalds fries.
Fuck you and your shitty thread.
>>389087167
>ching chong yamazaki ding tienshenhan desuu!
I can't read this shit. This is America you retarded subhuman.