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>>389317681
>your
you're*

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>>389317742
yourst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es

>>389317742
>This man slaps you are gf's ass
Can't tell if bait or just illiterate.

>>389941104
I know Europeans buy FIFA and Football Manager, but I never hear anyone talk of PES. Is it shit or something?

>>389941302
They haven't been good since PS2 where they ruled.
Since 7th gen they've been poorly emulating FIFA, which has alienated their core fanbase, and failed to draw from the FIFA crowd.
Only contrarian fucbois buy it now.

roster update when

One of the best tracks in all of vidya imo

>>390172326
AT THIS MASQUERADE

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>>390173404
>Poe's masquerade

>>389941036
Because the movement mechanics are actually good

>>389941036
Because Quake Champions is actually mostly good.

>>389941036
>>playing B.J. Blazkowicz in this game is much more fun than playing Wolfenstein The New Order multiplayer or Wolfenstein The Old Blood multiplayer

The New Order/The Old Blood don't have any multiplayer

what the fuck are you on.

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>>390172081
we turn to the dark side of sega

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>>390172465
I think my autism is kicking in.

So what were the changes exactly?

>>389317554
fates was a mistake

some of those conquest maps were excellent but boy howdy there's a lotta issues in the game outside of em

Nobody is going to pretend this games story wasn't a steaming power of trope filled anime garbage.

>>389317554
>Conquest
>Anyone dying
Think you got it backwards, Anon. Corrin specifically works it out, and in the end only Ryoma and Takumi die. Scarlet does too but she's Nohrian, as I recall, and that was a Nohrian village in rebellion to boot.
Birthright is the one where Corrin goes full on slaughter mode.

When you start spamming tornadoes

Get to the big city, take the quest to recapture the fort. If you finish that and still don't like it then it's not for you.

when you become a mystic archer

or when you jump climb stab something to death like the hydra snake boss

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>>389317430
https://youtu.be/fRe_CBZaVsE
What else?

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https://youtu.be/yJDAgMVzNto

>>389317430
https://youtu.be/xqf50Yxkyc4

I think this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht0yLJt7K4I

>>389940560
LBP2 > LBP1 > The Vita Version >>>>>>>>>>>> LBP3

The community was great a few years ago with amazing exceptional levels, but now its a dead game with nothing but parkour and bomb dodging games.

Also the amount of bugs with each game increased exponentially to the point where I had to restart the third one 5 fucking times due to game breaking bugs. I don't want another one as long as its made by Sumo Digital

Also with all the expansion packs I saw it as the Sims of Playstation Games.

Floaty

Not Bethesda gaming in 2017 in general. Gaming and biz took eachother to a different level. 750$ Dota 2 skins.

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>>389317156
For fuck sake, stop complaining about this shit.

I have already said it and i shall say it again, the Creation Club is actually a revolutionary achievement by Bethesda.

Just look at me. I can safely say that the Creation Club changed my fucking life.

Before knowing it, i was a NEET addicted to vidya, living in my parents' basement with very little ambition. Each day was the same routine: wake up, browse chans, fap, play vidya, fap, browse chans while eating tendies, fap some more, sleep, repeat.

On a lark, I bought $100 worth of credits for some mods. Holy fucking shit, I couldn't have guessed what it would do to me...

Within the first 24 hours, my cock had grown three or four times its normal length and girth. My balls dropped at least two inches, both of them swelling substantially. My previously bare, bird-like chest grew wild ursine hairs. Both my brow ridge and my jaw began to jut out further in those first few days... It was so shocking that I considered going to the emergency room to get checked out.

But the physical changes were nothing compared to the mental and behavioral changes. I was sharper, clearer, more aggressive, more animalistic. I immediately took control of my surroundings. Within a week, I had fought my father for "control" of the house, bested him, and humiliated him in front of my mom and sister.

I also claimed both of the women in the home (my mom and younger sister) for myself... I pounced on each of them, went balls deep, and didn't stop until I'd deposited a virile, piping hot load of MAN CUM into their bellies. They now feed me, pamper me, and do anything I ask them to do. Like natural concubines, they fear me, resent me, respect me, and adore me all at once.

Feels so fucking good. I've gained 70 pounds of lean muscle, created a multi-million-dollar businesses, and claimed hundreds of women as my live-in sex slaves. Hoping to up my progeny count into the thousands by next year.

Try it. You won't be disappointed.

>>389317579
Best story I've read in a minute.

Name two games that do this

>>389317338
Fallout New Vegas
Breath of the Wild

>>389317338
Jack & Dexter
Rachet & Clank
Borderlands

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>gambling real money for a chance at certain kinds of pixels

You're a stain on the industry.

Please get hit by a bus.

I hope your pc bricks

>>389316439
Sniper Elite and Sniper Elite IV: Italia are the only good titles. skip V2 and Afrika

i got sniper elite 2 for free from Gaben

it was okay. the main gimmick it had was watching a bullet smash through some guy's groin in slow-mo x-ray vision. campaign was just generic "american soldier man is the hero, madman nazi genius has super-weapon and you stop it because fuck yeah america." all in all was worth a few cents in trading cards haven't played it again or been interested in getting the others.

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>>389316362
Kinda looks like my boo Narcissa

Cause if they are pretty the vocal minority of "women" that play video games will be upset that they are not relateable.

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>>389316362
Because the women that complain are the kind that are mentally ill and can't properly tell reality from fiction apart, so you have these women feeling inadequate and threatened by these fictional representations of femininity, so they demand that they be dragged down to a level that makes them less ashamed of being themselves.

F U T U R E G U N

every game that has a shotgun, and the reload animation is to put 2 shells into it, then magically it has 12 rounds in the mag

>>390171509
This isn't true.