Name a more satisfying feeling in vidya
>you can't
>>38110395>>381104063
>looks amazing
>deal 1 damage
Blue balls in a video form
>>381104143
I don't think that's has damaged in this game is calculated. The point of the kick/suplex is to gain a moment of invincibility and clear out an opening. Sometimes you can bust there heads off though
why?
>>381103917
We need more black people in videogames anon.
>>381104020
Was that an attempt at a joke?
>>381104186
Diversity is a joke? Racist much?
Why is this game so fucking popular on /v/? Well it must be good so I donated 15 $.
whats it about?
>waaaah go make your own game n*ggers!
*makes our own game*
>waaaah racism!
The fuck? Drumpfbabbies are so stupid
>>381104189
Please no political infighting, this is a peaceful thread about videogame discussion.
>Desert map
>It's actually just an empty desert
>>381176741
>dark skins don't sunburn
sure
Who did rule Ancient Egypt?
>dessert map
>you're walking around on a white cake with cherries
What could they be working on that has taken up three years of development?
>>381103748
Banging your mom?
>>381103748
DKC Returns 3.
>>381103748
Donkey Kong 64 2
is there any way to start steam in offline friend mode? i want people to think I havn't logged in in 2 weeks.
>>381103551
delete system69
Start in offline mode you fucking retard
Settings -> Friends -> uncheck "Automatically sign into Friends when I start Steam
Let's get one thing out of the way
>stock is artificially small to generate hype and exclusivity
That being said, where the fuck can I get one that isn't a bundle for 300 American buckeroos? If not where then when?
>just saw two switches for sale at local Walmart
It's hard for me to believe there is a shortage.
>>381103398
>the artificially limited stock somehow makes money meme
Even if this were true where do you fuckers live where it becomes IMPOSSIBLE to get new Nintendo products? I've never seen any local retailer be out of stock on any console for more than a day, including ones I've worked at.
>>381103540
Nintendo tries their hardest to keep stocks short but sometimes people are just not interested
What are the chances of NOA changing Pyra's model to be closer to this. Its infinitely better than her looking like a blow up doll with tits.
is she irish?
>>381103349
fuck off nigger / mudslime
0.00%
waifufags ruin everything
What the fuck are these?
that's where she stores her missiles
spare whip storage
>>381103092
shoulderpads
they once were pretty fucking popular
HELP ME I HAVE ACCIDENTALLY EQUIPPED THE DRAGONSBANE FOR A FEW SECONDS ,AM I WEEABOO NOW??? PLEASE, I'M SCARED.
It's okay, you can revert being a weeblord if you simply load a previous save.
>>381102716
YES YOU ARE FUCKING KILL YOURSELF BLESS PAPA FRANKU
do people enjoy skyrim unmodded?
even after a week of modding i had like two days of fun and then uninstalled, what a piece of shit game...
LOW
CALORIE
>>381102487
COOK ON THE GEORGE FOREMAN JUST TO DRINK OUT THE DRIP TRAY
SALAD
>2 copies sold
what's your excuse?
>>381102317
Don't give a fuck about multiplayer games and I am not paying more than 15 bux for the short singleplayer.
>Origin
>no modding tools
>no community servers
>going to have to buy it again next year or whatever
No thnx
my mommy bought it for me :3
FUCK YOU /v/. This game is FUN!
Why haven't you killed yourself yet, Dobson?
>>381176478
I don't know who that is.
All I know is /v/ shits on a perfectly good game.
Fuck off, Moviebob.
What I would not do for an updated, sci-fi version of this.
>in space
>more hero mechanics
>multiple worlds
>legendary monsters
>cool new artifacts
>&c &c
why can't i just have all the things i want
>>381102139
Aren't there like 6 games on Steam that are basically this?
Cause scifi is shit. fuck you faggot
Please dont give Ubisoft ideas. This franchise has suffered enough already.
What is the worst vidya boss you've experienced in recent memory?
Coming from someone who initially sucked at that game, Nightmare isn't even that bad. Learn to space jump whenever he's going all over the screen.
>>381101640
Nightomeah
>>381102386
Coming from someone who did a 1% speedrun of of this game in just over 2 hours, nightmare took 3 months of practice.