YLYL
>mobileposter
>YLYL
Kill yourself
>>376356620
I miss Robbie Rotten/Lazytown memes, they were nice
What's the fastest fast you can fast in all of video games?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_814259&feature=iv&src_vid=-NbduA_aLT0&v=bRu8KbbAyOg
F A S T
>>376356391
There's this game from the early 90s called HiOctane. You race a hover spaceship around a track. It runs at the natural frame rate of the computer, which meant that since it was made for roughly a 66 MHz 486, it was difficult to play on a 100MHz Pentium because it was too fast.
Go play that on a modern 3.6GHz i7. That will be the fastest fast you can fast. Tap the accelerator key and you'll slam into the wall 3 km down the track.
Describe a game poorly, others try to guess what it is.
> You get stuck in school and HOPE you can get out.
>>376356284
>poorly
>gives away the whole game
>>376356284
its fucking danganronpa, I haven't even played those games and can recognise the plot a thousand miles away
You and your friends summon Satan to save christmas.
What is this?
Gold Beach you stupid nigger
Can you not read?
Gold Beach
Gold Beach you retard
What are you looking for in an anime game?
Hardmode: No Waifus/Fanservice
fun
>>376356248
waifus and fanservice
I always play on easy mode
>>376356314
What kind of fan service?
>>376356304
What kind of fun?
>2017
>People still dont get the ending of the first game
This is why we will never get Prototype 3
also, niggas.
we arent getting it because activision gutted the studio after P2
>Radical is dead so Blizzard could make some more hats for Overwatch
>we'll never know what happened to Pariah, nor exactly what happens when he and ZEUS meet
>we'll never know if Dana eventually became a Runner after her time in the hive
>starfish theory will never be used to explain the steaming pile of Prototype 2's plot
>even if there was a Prototype 3 it'd probably be some reboot with any significant story/connections to 1 and god forbid 2 told via comic books with all supplementary material in the game instead
>the armor power would never come back
>there would never be a high vulnerability/high speed form where you're a tentacle skeleton airdashing around at the speed of sound
>there would never be a drill power to pierce multiple dudes at once
>there would never be a hivemind power where you could control infected to a limited degree
>there would never be more than one type of enemy that could survive more than one hit so you could do borderline cuhrayzee combos on them while taking their weaknesses and strengths into account
>there would never be a rival that surpasses Cross in terms of being an army man augmented with a similar strain of the virus to yours that shows up for more than one fight
>there would never be a in-depth stealth system where army mans realize that sarge has been running up a lot of walls and jumping ten stories in the air lately
>there would never be actual consequences to destroying hives or military bases
>there would never be branching story choices that allow you to try and retain what vestiges of your humanity you think you've still got a hold on/offer assistance to the military in exchange for them not fucking you over too badly/wresting control of the infected from their hivemind and remaking the city in your image but without having to be in a shitty sequel and eventually getting eaten by some nig who you gave twizzlers to
>>376357649
pretty much
now that the dust has settled, what's the verdict?
>>376355943
Denuvo is a meme.
>>376355943
kek it's useless
>>376355943
No one can tell, entirely situational. Sometimes Denuvo fucks up sales, sometimes they boost it. In that regard, its completely neutral. However there's the fact that Denuvo gives the game performance issues, that is just not okay.
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING /V/ PS4 IS LEGIT NOW http://www.ign.com/articles/2017/04/03/jak-and-daxter-trilogy-jak-x-headed-to-ps4-as-ps2-classics
But where's Ape Escape 4?
>>376355652
That shit is depressing. I mean they're rehashing an HDhash of a PS2 series.
>>376355652
Bend over and assume the position for Sony
>actually decide to watch a vidya related video that youtube is recommending me
>video starts
>it's an ugly fat person
This is a fucking video to some fat fuck on youtube
>>376355647
OP here, nevermind it was my own channel
>decide to watch someone who doesn't have any views
>she's a whore
Wow so this is the power of 2017
Reminder that the original Prey was in development for a long time, mostly because 3D realms was involved or somehting, i don't fucking know.
Also
>Prey ran on the Doom 3 engine
>Which comes from a series now owned by ZeniMax
STOCK REFLECTION
>>376355578
Modern devs continue to embarrass with their unprecedented laziness and incompetence
I would like to start playing the Metroid series, should I start from the first one? Or should I start directly from SM and then move up from there. Where should I put the AM2R?
I started with Zero Mission, which is kinda like a remake of the first, it even had a port of the first game as well.
>>376355292
Start with Zero mission and skip 1. The first 4 Metroids are only like 3 hours long so just play them all.
>>376355292
If you start with the first one you'll be put off. Start with either Super or Zero Mission (which is a great remake from the first one)
Also E3 in general discussion .
Hopes
Dreams
Wishes
Expectations
LETS GO
My heart
THE TIME HAS CUM AND SO HAVE I
>>376355739
THE ANGEL GETS BLACKED THEN THE KEKS CRYYY
you must survive your favorite vidya game with the object to your left
>pencil
>Fuck
>my pipe
Oh shit
>>376355127
>My PC
lol
>>376355127
Arg forgot to mention the gameAlthough I think y'all can guess
Good job spending hours waiting for me to spawn and stocking up on stamina replenishment and stealth equipment so you can get me!
Too bad you can't register me, huh? Oh well, bye~
Something's just exist for no purposes. Not all things get awards in real life.
>>376355346
>not playing exclusively for rewards and achievements
go back
>>376355346
>something is just exist
Stop it.
Hey /v/, I'm making coffee. How do you take yours?
I prefer my coffee as sweet and cold as your wife's dead body. Thanks, Unc.
>>376355053
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Thick, rich, and buttery too.
>>376355053
just put your cream in it, uncle :)