Can /v/ make the ultimate game with limited resources?
That's not how budget or game design works. Do you guys realize this? These threads are exercises in stupidity.
4 points gameplay, 2 graphics, 2 music, 2 audio. Gameplay is most important part (it's a game), good soundtrack is secondary, anything else is bonus.
What does /v/ think of Darkest Dungeon?
>>385771038
I hate it
>>385771038
prertty good imo
everyone says the dlc sucks but i havent gotten gud enough to buy it yet
>>385771038
I like it
It's on sale on PSN is it worth it?
>>385770841
>$4 less than the original price
yeah like that makes a difference.
>>385770841
It's a cheap YT/Twitch streamer tool - type of game. It's not worth playing.
Why is it so expensive? It feels like a $15 game.
whats the worst remake ever made?
>>385770618
All remakes are good, otherwise what's the point?
the right looks better
>Less refined, however, is the story, which isn’t quite ready for, uh, Prime time. In fact, the game is devoid of any spoken dialogue and has no supporting characters. What passes for the narrative is a series of text blurbs that have all the drama of a fortune-cookie message. Yet the lack of plot doesn’t totally knock the wind out of Metroid’s sails. At its core, the game delivers what matters most: well-designed gameplay with interesting puzzles. In the end, Metroid Prime’s plot won’t rouse your emotions, but its great action sequences will hook you. Just don’t look for a novelization anytime soon.
This was from an actual review of Metroid Prime back in 2002.
reviewers are retarded, what else is new
>>385770265
>At its core, the game delivers what matters most: well-designed gameplay
I see absolutely nothing wrong with this statement.
>>385770265
So, do you agree with KingK?
Do you become personally offended when someone says Ocarina of Time is the best game ever?
>>385769824
Why would someone's shit taste be offensive?
>>385769824
No, I just think that this person hasn't played much vidya.
Do you become personally offended when OP makes a shit post?
Which video game character's grave is this?
Here lies
(You)
Persona series
Anybody of the magician arcana
Anonymous
>the absolute state of nu-blizz
>>385769449
CORRUPTED
>beat ancient evil
>an ancienter evil awakens
>>385771017
>ancient evil was merely corrupted by ancienter evil
>ancienter evil is actually a good ancienter evil all along and wants to save us
Fuck Valve for censorship.
They censored House Party.
who cares the devs put up an uncensor patch and they keep working on it. prudes can play it censored and everyone else just gets a patch.
>>385768803
Ofc Valve censored it. They dont wanna deal with some kid getting it to look at tits and vag. Too much of a backlash when they could continue to wheel in cash.
>>385769042
I care the game had nudity that valve fucking censored. I shouldn't have to mod a game back to its original intended state.
Refunded the shit outa this.
Fun game too but I refuse to support it on principal.
Why did you find dogmeat at Red Rocket, does he have his very own red rocket?
OwO
I want a dog to knot my ass!
>>385767779
bethesda are idiots and want to distract you with a bad dog AI,
rather than putting in the work to make a world that doesn't feel like a really bad themepark
Reminder that konami turned a potential best game of all time into a simple above average game and cancelled silent hills
rage with me, my brothers
>>385767239
Jap businessmen are so out of touch with reality.
what the fuck is wrong with them
>>385767345
it's the same in the anime industry, they basically fuck every single worker they have. it's confusing and disgusting. How are they still making money even.
>>385767239
cancelling p.t. should be a legal crime
>TFW stuck in Rank 9 hell
Holy shit this game is hard. I wish I had a way to get better without losing rank, but sadly party mode only has 1 round for 1v1, for some strange reason.
Were are you guys at? Spring Main BTW.
Rank 9 traps a lot of people. Every mode in party mode teaches you how to deal with a particular situation, don't roll your eyes at them too quickly. Getting good at those yields surprising dividends. But honestly, just keep playing GP and Party Mode. Go into versus and set up a 1v1 where you can just practice on a CPU with infinite health too, if you really want that kind of mode.
You're a Spring Man, one of the best men. Be not afraid of Gibbon Girl or Kid Cuck.
Rank 7 Mechanica main here.
It's definitely a real struggle.
>>385767915
Thanks for the encouragement, Springbro.
Kid Cuck really is a pain. I just fought a crazy hard one, losing the first 3 or so matches before getting a win. It feels like that fucker moves 5x faster than anyone else.
well /v/?
To make tortanic 2.0
/v/ exists as a medium to help people who like video games hate video games and move on to lead more productive lives.
It's not funny anymore /v/ when are we going to get actual good games? Neogeo games, shovelware and faux FPS are not enough.
$300+ wasted.
>>385765610
>buying a console that doesn't have at least 5 exclusives you really want currently out
Your own fault for being someone with more money than common sense.
>>385765610
>Switch
>No games
When will this forced meme perpetrated by S0nyggr0es ever end?
>>385765610
Now you know better. Don't buy a console until the software you know you'll want is already out.
Ruh roh.
>>385764543
>it's a "Take the money and run" episode
MN9 2.0 here we come
How many times are you going to make this thread?