PS2 thread
We discuss the best console ever made
It was the best
There is really nothing to discuss
>>389378790
The games and PS2 memories
I give my PS2 a hug every morning
>there are people on this board right now that take console wars seriously
I don't take console wars seriously because I don't take consoles seriously. There is no war, just PC and inferior platforms.
>>389485421
Aaand there we go.
>>389485421
>Mustard race amirite xD
Why did Illidan kill that naaru? And what will happen next?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td0pUwrBWjc
>>388726570
He did it in self defense, totally justified. Illidan doesn't want to become a light cuccboi. What bothered me was how everyone who has been following that Naaru for the last 10000 years was so cavalier about its death, including Velen.
>>388726725
Do u know anything about that naaru's background? story? What was it planning to do to Illidan? And what will happen now that its dead
he's an edgelord
Elders did nothing wrong.
>be super advanced space species
>basically god
>create life with genetic manipulations and shit
>destroy life for shits and giggles
>guide lesser species to stars (under your own command, of course)
>so smart can literally kill things with imaginary bullets and bend spoons
>get infected with superaids by some interdimensional space hooker
>can't cure it despite being the most advanced thing ever in the history of things ever
>desperately look for the cure
>after millenia, none found
>you know if this continues - your species will fucking go extinct
>unacceptable.jpg
>start trying your genetic magic on your subjects. After all you got them from their mud huts to the stars
>find a clue on one of the planets
>the locals are living in stone huts and fighting with primitive ballistic weaponry
>fucking barbarians killing each other on their own planet
>peacethroughpower.png
>invade their planet, conquer the idiots, start making their life better
>the planet is fucking full of them, they're literally everywhere
>and these little shits are possible the cure for your superaids, at last.
>start developing the cure
>some of them expire in process
>doesn't matter, there's still billions of them
>they resist
>resistanceisfutile.gif
>you didn't know that fighting partisan war is nigh impossible
cont.
>not even snake waifus can stop them, they don't want any
>it's literally like trying to stomp out an anthill
>you might stomp a dozen, but a hundred more will scatter to never be found
>this continues for some time
>suddenly the resistant fucks develop better weapons by stealing your designs
>criminalscum.tiff
>even try to dabble in psionics with their small "brains"
>they can do jack shit but so full of themselves
>time goes by, you are weakened by superaids
>you know your time is short
>maximum effort to the research
>process the barbarians at tenfold efficency
>they go apeshit and go ham on you
>overpower you through sheer numbers but mostly because fucking space superaids
>die
Fuckin' hell mate, Elders were just trying to develop a cure for themselves.
I'd do the same if I was in their shoes desu.
We all fucking would.
>implying you wouldn't wipe out a planet of worthless imbeciles to develop a cure for disease that's wiping you, far more developed species, out
Why didnt they just covertly kidnap thousands for genetic experimentation?
when they started losing why not retreat its not like the rebels had the resources to chase you, take millions of the humans and fuck off.
>>389379734
>Why didnt they just covertly kidnap thousands for genetic experimentation?
That's exactly what they've been doing
>when they started losing why not retreat its not like the rebels had the resources to chase you, take millions of the humans and fuck off.
It's superaids, you don't know how many more humans you will need, millions might not be enough
was it good?
armageddon was the last good worms game
>>389378391
Wrong.
None of them are good.
Kill yourself.
>>389378126
Better than the 3d ones.
But it did little to improve the formula.
The Good:
>The world is open ...
The Bad:
>Boring Story
>Basically no choices that actually matter
>Dull Combat
>Enemies still level with the player character (Not as much as Oblivion though)
>They broke their fucking lore ... again
>Despite what idiots claim this game is NOT immersive at all. The worldbuilding sucks.
>much much more
The Ugly:
>The graphics muh .This doesn't actually matter too much for a fucking GAME but still a little more color and style would've been nice (you may disagree here idc)
>Todd's sweet little lies
Why do people claim this is one of the best RPGs ever made again? What is the appeal?
>>389377474
because normies dont know any better
>>389377474
Because it's marketed by the Toddman.
>>389377474
>The Good:
>>The world is open
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9puNdLVoz4
Holy shit, someone finally made a video on this shit.
So what do you think about Ryder's role in GTA:SA?
Also,GTA thread
>>389377334
I heard he saw a green sabre doin' all the work.
having just watched the video
it's pretty neat with the whole creepy 2007 bigfoot hunt mood
i'm sure i heard 1 or 2 anons mentioning ryder's motives and theories behind his beta storyline
>>389377334
>So what do you think about Ryder's role in GTA:SA?
That his betrayal wasn't initially planned. Almost nothing is said about it by the characters compared to Big Smoke.
I think the original plan was for him to stay loyal, but die at the end of the LS chapter due to Smoke's betrayal.
Why do weebs hate GW2?
mhu diversity tranny furry shit gay nostalgia not the same as gw1.
Basically this.
Honestly it's because the game proves you don't need to shell out $15 every month to play a game you just ERP in.
That fucking recent glider though... bros if anet doesn't expand options and allow me to turn all gliders into standard models... im gonna FREAK
>still no cantha or playable honorobu tengu
Which ending did you choose on your first playthrough?
I chose Dark Age ending.
Helios
Illuminati ending hoping that Morgan Everett isn't malicious.
Helios because it seemed like thats what the devs really intended.
He has a point ya know, nobody liked mafia 3 and it sold 5 damn million.
>>389484886
>Literally doesn't know what he's talking about
>the quote.
Is there a single thing Patcher was right about?
>>389484886
>the first Japanese game I liked in years
>except for all these other Japanese games that for some reason totally don't count
What a piece of shit.
>Hold to crouch
>>389375610
Shut the fuck up you god damn Makiposter.
where is the Hold button?
>>389375610
Holding is objectively better than pressing.
TF2 was so lighthearted. You didn't feel forced to pursue an objective. You could "hang out" in the map with your friends.
But it's gone now. Please don't try to defend it. I just got done playing it--there isn't any sense of life in it anymore. Smart people will know what I'm talking about.
Anyway, what are some games that replicate that feeling? Of lightheartedness. Of being able to passively enjoy other people's conversations over voice, of just goofing off around the map.
>>389483993
It's all over now.
Welcome to the era of every game with multiplayer trying way too hard to become the next big e-""""""""""sport"""""""""".
>tfw to retarded for surf_
(insert conehead wojak.jpg)
>>389484074
What the fuck happened? It had to have been Twitch.tv. PC gaming going mainstream was a mistake. God, you can even see it in new PC hardware. Everything is "gamer" this or "gamer" that. Gaming chairs. And it affects the hobby itself. Games are not being made for us anymore! They will call us crazy. "Things have always been this way." even though you and I know better.
>One as a miniboss on Level 5 on normal
>Two as a miniboss on Level 3 on hard
The 90s was the Golden Age of Sadism/Masochism, wasn't it?
>>389375161
is this the Dark Souls of shooters?
>>389375161
you're implying that these grotesque polar bears were somehow "hard"?
If so... wew lad!
If anything, 90s devs did not patronize the gamers, and instead provided challenges kids and adults were burning to crack and survive through.
>>389375161
>It's another "vore spawns in the skybox" episode, causing voreballs to rain from the sky all map.
*grabs tissue box*
See you guys in a few hours!
>>389375116
>Sakura franchise
>Half-life was neglected into a late grave
This ain't ring a ding ding.
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>crying over shitty weeb games
lmao what a fag
APOLOGIZE
Paid reviews.
This is Watch Dogs 2 all over again. "They fixed all the problems, goys."
>>389374864
Paid fake reviews.
Oh wait, never mind. They still haven't released scores... despite launching in ten hours.
This game is fucked.