Name ONE bad thing that would come about if Disney bought Nintendo.
Think about it, you would have
>Disney, Marvel, Star Wars, and Nintendo crossovers in cartoons, movies, games, shows, themeparks, etc.
>Disney could take Nintendo IP's and make actually decent videogame cartoons, shows, and movies with them
>Nintendo could be in control of making all games under their own IPs as well as Disney, Star Wars, and Marvel licensed games
>A fully official Nintendo themepark/section at Disney parks worldwide instead of a small side attraction at Universal Studios
Seriously, what bad thing could come of it?
Mario is gonna become half black
>>385001576
kill yourself OP
right now
>>385001576
>Disney, Marvel, Star Wars, and Nintendo crossovers
Why the fuck would I even want such crossovers? All of Disney's properties have been run into the ground.
It has been 3 full days since the game has launched, statistics are now considered accurate.
>62k owners
>On average, players spent between 3h40m and 4h40m playing the game
>Reviewers placed the game as better than 74% of other Steam games.
>>385001560
It just seems like another generic and trash vn that panders to the lgbts.
>>385001560
>/v/ user discovers that gays exist
Tell me why I should care about this? I can't fight console wars with this trash
I want to make games so fucking bad. I watch tutorials for Unreal and shit, but I just want to get out there and make my own already.
But at the same time, I'm too stupid to learn everything by myself from tutorials. I can't code, so I'm using blueprints. A teacher or someone who can guide me would be fantastic.
I'm not going to teach you how to code, but you should go pick up C++ or Python for Beginners and work on doing the programs and worksheets in those books.
If you can't do that you will never have the patience and willpower to code for a living.
>>385001554
The only way to learn code is to code yourself.
Buy a book if you have to
>>385001672
>>385001681
See i want to do this but at the same time im too fucking lazy to read a book.
damn it, fucking video games
Have you thought about Thief (also known as the greatest game ever) today?
Not until you mentioned it
Hey faggots,
I'm on the somewhat younger side, and I missed a lot of early 2000's gaming. Is there any site that allows you to create and manage a backlog? e.g i've never played any MGS game, so a tool that lets me search games/series and enter them to a list would be great.
A pen and piece of paper will do it you fucking retard.
damnit lew
>I already told you Stewie, I can't keep making eggs for you to smell
>well okay, maybe just one more
Vidya crossovers that make you "wat."
Heather's sweaty feet make me wet...
>>385001568
Guys don't get "wet".
More often than not, the "difficulty" of most games boils down to obstacles which are designed to be inherently unfair, such as enemies that sponge damage, or solutions to puzzles that are hidden in counter-intuitive locations. Not all difficulty is equal. True difficulty should be based on reflexes and your ability to plan an effective strategy, such as that found in a game like Quake. A game that relies on the purposeful implementation of frustrating systems that simply tests your ability to put up with them is not difficulty, it's bad design. Pic related is a great example of this. Your success, especially in boss fights, is only about 25% actual strategy, the rest is dumb luck. The only point at which the game becomes 100% strategy is when you have spent ludicrous amounts of time memorizing the most minor details just to progress past a single obstacle, only to do it all over again for the next. This begs the question, why do you force yourself to play through these kind of games?
because it's fun
>>385001531
>because it's fun
See, that's why I used to think. As a kid, I would put up with poorly designed games that forced me to replay levels over and over just to beat them, but as I got older I realized that I was spending the majority of the time not having fun just so I could enjoy a single fleeting moment where I felt a sense of achievement and reward. I just can't do that anymore.
>>385001447
>More often than not, the "difficulty" of most games boils down to obstacles which are designed to be inherently unfair, such as enemies
Huh?
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Second stream is so much better right now
Wish I switched earlier
Does /v/ like Hamtaro?
What does /v/ think of this game?
I'm only at the beginning, but it's really cute so far.
ok
nice sounds
>>385001189
Hamtaro games are actually pretty good, all of them look and play great. Try the older ones as well.
Go-P
Which one is worse?
Ubisoft
Ubisoft, EA has actually been decent lately
>>385001187
Unironically Ubishit. I hope Vivendi will finally take over them.
why is PS2 emulation still terrible
I just wanna play klonoa 2 bros
what are some good games ludonarratively speaking?
pic unrelated
>>385000880
That's a pretty cool story, anon, but there was another anon on a few nights ago talking about the benefits of masturbating using only your hips, instead of using your hands.
He implied using this approach was more satisfying, and you could get yourself off almost anywhere at anytime with minimal effort.
It reminded me a lot of the meme about guys brushing up against the water jets in hot tubs to stimulate their dicks. I don't know anyone with a hot tub though, so I can't go and try it. What are your thoughts about this, kino kino?
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le son's wife meme
>>385000767
Just gonna stop you right there :^)
Literally Found Footage: the game.
More so than the Slender games.
So, basically you're telling us to stay the fuck away from this "game"? Thanks for the heads up.
If there were more than 1 would it be "bigfeet" or "bigfoots"
>>385000747
Okay, so I found him. Thanks for the screenshot.
I THINK he's in the red circle.