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Your appointment to FEMA should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with the Senator.
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numbah one
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DESPERATE
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Not this shit again
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Quake Champions thread
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tfw you get a medal for killing yourself in this game
It's like it's truly meant for low IQ gamers
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Can you play duel yet?
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>>376843121
yes but it's some retarded mode where you choose 3 toons and first one to lose all 3 loses the round
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>>376842751
>thinking that /v/ will like this game
They're too busy playing Overrated and DayZ for that.
The Surge is not a Darksouls game.
In the same way how C&C is not a Statecraft game.
Or how SMT is not Pokemon.
And Unreal is not Quake.
So here is a challenge.
Explain why you don't like it wo comparing it to dark souls.
Because pretty much all complaints iv seen so far are how its not exactly like dark souls.
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>>377239737
not comparing games to similar entries in the genre is a quick way to fuck yourself over when you're explaining the game to another person
on that token, your character plays slower and hits look less effective visually than any other modern action rpg i like, including fucking monster hunter
this game has not enticed my dollar. don't challenge people to talk themselves out of buying it, just shill it to them like a normal marketer
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it really isnt a soulsgame
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>>377239737
it's short :(
Do you play video games with your mom?
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>>376842541
I used to, Age of Wonders.Why is /r9k/ leaking?
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>>376842541
>playing until dawn
>mom comes
>watch me play and start asking about the game
>goes for a while
>comes back with a chair
>sit down and start watching
>mfw i start give my 110%
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Last game my mom played with me was Super Mario Kart when I got it for my birthday.
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Name a more ironic case of 'be careful what you wish for' in video game history
>Daugherufags watch the E3 trailer
>write to TellTale saying a 14 year old Clem romancing a 17 years old/anti-hero/chad Javi would ruin her
>TellTale listens
>???
>makes this handsome devil an ugly ass bearded ass pussy ass bitch while Clem gets deflowered by an asshole her age
https://youtu.be/m3M5mlkvk9w
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Hopefully you get the chance to drop Ben/Duck 2.0 before anything happens
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>>376842340
Too late my friend.
https://youtu.be/AunWgWfXeCg
https://youtu.be/HIphHGiNqZI
https://youtu.be/vP9qix-J7No
https://youtu.be/8LrvlLGQI0M
https://youtu.be/JB0b6aFKFTU
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>>376842506
That little prick
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Heh, you're pretty good kid. Maybe even strong enough to join our club.
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>>376841590
>Aela will never dominate you
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>>376841590
> ywn get to copulate with Aela cuz you'll never be the alpha male.
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>>376841590
best waifu
only one that comes close is the merchant girl from Whiterun
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post a pic with more talent than this one
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>Sion is a slave to his pain
>Nihlus is a slave to his hunger
>Traya is a slave to the force
Wow... Almost like seeking power makes you a tool for your own power as you desperately chase the next step up and lose yourself...
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>>376841093
Wrong! Go back and play through it again, young padawan.
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>>376841531
>wrong
? That was literally the point Traya made
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>>376841621
Don't reply to me, unless you've played through it again.
Why does Dark Souls 3 get so much hate on here? It has a lot of fantastic areas and landmarks.
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Its shit
Combining all the gameplay elements of every souls game does not make a good game. Period.
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BB fedorians that need to justify that they used their grandmas christmas money on a ps4
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>>376577773
What's shit? I thought it was really strong aesthetically and basically played somewhere between 2 and Bloodborne, which isn't amazing but still good.
Was I...of...assistance...?
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How did miyamoto allow this?
He fucking hates story in mario
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>>377239609
FLUDD made Sunshine the best Mario game to parkour around like a motherfucker.
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>>377240457
The speedrunning and tactics you could use on levels we're pretty good, too
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let's find those crystals anon!
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>>376840882
THICC
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>>376840882
>game is constantly telling the player to disobey
>doing what the game says leads to a secret ending
>the actual ending is ignoring all the warning signs
it's literally fucking backwards.
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Why in the FUCK is gears of War 4 125.5GB? Are you fucking kidding me!
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~30% of your hard drive
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The bigger the file size, the shitter the game.
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>soldiersgrunting.flac
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NOW THAT'S THE KIND OF HEALIN' MOMMA LIKES
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>>376840419
My gun's bigger
>Penetrating rounds
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My HotS waifu. Unironically a great character.
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thicc
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What are some games out there that let me reunite all the British people under a single flag?
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>>376840319
hearts of iron 4 kaiserreich
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"Re"-unite?
Was there a time when they were actually united?
Anyone knows that the only thing that kept each side together was when facing an outside threat.
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>>376840319
nah pal get tae fuck
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Enhanced port of Wii U version coming to Switch.
-New characters Inkling & Rayman
-New stages saltspray rig, castle rock, magicant, gerudo valley, prism tower, big blue, corneria
-Lots of new music/trophies etc
-Some extra returning items like the fan.
all i know
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It includes a new mode called Melee mode
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k
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>>376840291
I know you're a faggot