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>>387409607
Uninspired library. Underpowered hardware. Wii was so easy to pirate games for.

>>387409749
cancerous bullshit: the post

1. it has by far the best games of its generation
2. it has the most innovative hardware (how powerful it is doesn't matter)

the only problem was the name and the first presentation when they only introduced the wii u controller

>>387409897
>(how powerful it is doesn't matter)
>plug in game
>stutters like rotten ass
>pirate the game
>runs perfectly
Why would I pay for under-performing shit?

Most certainly. Ironically, the overall clunkiness of the game helps.

>>387409373
Yeah, its animations are incredible

Never have i been mad at a game for how poorly it handles the controls and camera. Not to mention that stupid cunt Trico.

All modern youtubers are essentially Irate Gamers. It's amazing how similar Arin Hanson's game critique videos are to Chris's, in which he gets obvious shit wrong and pretends great games are terrible.

Some top tier animation on the Irate Gamer game

Whatever happened to Chris? He just kinda dropped off the face of the planet.

DS is what it was designed for. Mobile is a stripped down experience combat wise.

>>387409110
The only thing mobile has going for it is higher resolution and audio quality. It's a travesty in every other regard

>>387409110
Depends.

Do you have a ds?

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>>387409046
>tfw did a presentation about a serial killer

>tfw 14 depressed with emotional issues and made a powerpoint about blowing up canada with text that said "so alone so alone"
>tfw my retarded partner actually took my usb and plugged it into the projector
>tfw entire class saw it
>tfw school suspended me and sent me to a mental hospital and told me i cant come back without a bill of clean health
>tfw 9 years later and im still a wreck

haha

>>387409590
What's it like in the loony bin?

>>387408754
Why play Gothic II when you can play literally anything else.

What's with all the Gothic 2 shilling on /v/ lately? Did this game got an enhanced edition or something?

2 was genetic fantasy RPG garbage though, incomparable to the masterpiece that was Gothic 1.

>>387408751
/v/ unanimously hates it
I personally like it
What I don't like is that Kojima didn't think of the plot through quite well. It's better than Snake and Huey getting killed like his original plan but the amount of bullshit he crammed was sad

Still a better game than the mess of tpp. TPP is a great functional game with good mechanics but the story is shit and it's the worse case of how to do an open world game. His obsession with Mad max got Keifer's lines cut, and his obsession with GTA led him to butcher mgsv into becoming a huge sandbox of fuck all to do

In before retards disagree. This is the worst experience ever for open world. I'd rather have linear games than that

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>>387408751
Also the waifus were top tier, Rose is such a delicious milf.

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johnny/akiba is the fucking jar jar binks of metal gear

Yiff in hell

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>>387409313
I hate Yiff, I just think having a tail would feel good

>>387410318
>I hate Yiff

Oh please

>>387408679
thank you fellow 4chan user! I will make sure to buy Hellblade™ with its astounding metacritic rating of 83% for the bargain price of only $30. What a steal for this incredible life changing experience!

I don't care about story, the combat is dogshit. Pirated it and uninstalled after 30minutes. Glad I didn't waste money on this turd.

>>387409159

Great 30 minute review. very helpful.

The combat is supposed to be easy in the beginning you idiot.

inb4 real life

Minesweeper. When I realized it's impossible to determine the location of the last mine by using logic and you just have to guess.

Rule of Rose

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>>387408097
How does it feel to have a family?

>>387408153
tiresome

>>387408215

This desu.

Huge obligation.

>>387408095
<<starts over from ZERO>>

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<<Teleports in front of you>>
Pssh nothing personal, buddy.

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<<LISTEN TO MY SONG>>

I just figured it was because most japs are tiny

>>387407849
Jews in ninty US trying to influence it.

Also the artstyle of BOTW is fucking horrible I don't care what anyone says. It looks like graphics set to low. It looks less like an intentional artstyle and more like the ugly necessities of hardware restrictions.

I liked Wind Waker's, Skyward Sword's, Twilight Princess's, OOT's and Majora's Mask's artstyles. I can't hack BOTW's.

>>387407849
twink fag pandering

I can't think of any widely hated mechanics that I like. There's a reason why those are so universally hated.

I like chromatic aberration, lens flares, filters. I like fourth wall breaking effects in general.

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>>387407818
More /v/ specific, but I think things being simple or easy to grasp isn't really a problem. I won't lie and say a lack of depth is a good thing, but surely something being enjoyable is more important than how impressive it is.

>>387407619
Probably mw2

>>387407619
It depends what I play at the time. At this very moment, prolly bf4 conquest small

>>387407619
BF Hardline, mainly because it's the most fun BF game