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>>386928820
I thought the first 30-45 minutes were good too.

But then it just does nothing new, and it's the same shit for anther 5-6 hours.

It's Ninja Theory garbage.

Did NT really hire all these shills to post on /v/? Damn

>>386928972
the marketing budget had to go somewhere

what's the downside to hacking your 3ds? thinking about it since i never use mine
>cant play online
>might brick it if you're mega retarded
is that all?

>>386928850
I guess? I'm not even sure about the (((can't play online))) thing, I haven't tried though.

>>386928850
I play shit online with my hacked 3ds all the time, just don't use cheats and shit and you'll be fine. Start hacking in cheats though and they'll get you.

Badass music, Empty open world

Pandering to me
Pandering to everybody that isn't me

>>386928679
Good multiplayer games.
shit dev teams that dont know how to balance.

>>386928549
Because devs don't give a fuck about compression anymore. They know the casuals will gobble their shit up anyways

>>386928549

Black ops 3 is 90 gigs
Gears 4 is 120 gigs
GTA 5 is 70 gigs
Halo 5 is 100 gigs

This is the current state of AAA gaming, I hope you're happy

Well, the higher quality your assets get, the more space they take up. It's really inevitable.

Plus it's a fantastic anti-piracy measure.

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>>386928467
1.

No oversized boobs either, which was a plus.

5 has the best gameplay from a competitive standpoint, 3 is the best from a casual faggot standpoint, 1 is best from an originality standpoint.

>>386928467

That picture was the hottest thing in videogames for a few years.

>>386928408
The story in Dark Souls is rather simple.... Nah I'm just playing you need a PHD in soulsology to really understand it, but I'll try to give my best summary of just what it takes to understand the basics of this game and worry about the other stuff and details later. The story takes place somewhere in a world that doesn't quite look or feel like our own. . Long ago the world was dark and stuff and everything was eternal like a steady state universe. The only civilization that thrived during this long boring eternity was Dragons, dragons thrived because like time itself they could exist forever and ever and ever. Well some burgeoning mortal races emerged or existed for a while under the dragons rule but they got sick of the never ending dragon society and in their extremely lucky circumstances they found a way to channel their grief and strike at their scaled oppressors. They found the lord souls, souls of such immense power and strength it literally made some beings gods amongst men, at the same time a particularly ugly dragon named Seath the scaleless decided to turn on his own kin and join the powerful mortals in exterminating about 99.999999999% of his own race in a war that lasted eons or days, who knows with eternity.

>>386928423
The beings who took on the lord souls were Gwyn, Lord of Cinder and some lightning shit, The Witch of Izalith who also likes fire a lot (redundant), Gravelord Nito who is a really powerful necromancer and disease wielder and then Gwyn gave fragments of his lord soul to Seath for helping the humans and four ghost kings for being knowledgeable or some shit. The last person to wield a lord soul was the "Furtive Pygmy." Their lord soul was different and it came to be called the Dark Soul, you know the title of the game, wink, wink, nudge nudge, say no more. The Furtive Pygmy decided to place a portion of his lord soul in all of humanity thus allowing them to survive the age of fire which brings me back to the other wielders of lord souls.
After the dragons died the Lord Soul wielders became heroes in a sense and established their own kingdoms in a land called Lordran and a relative era of peace, prosperity and cultural flourishing occurred now that the nasty dragons were dead and our lord soul heroes were free to go about the business of running a state. All was pretty good for a long while until Gwyn and the other lords discovered that the fire in the world was dying and fire is linked to peoples souls which means that a cataclysmic apocalyptic event was about to occur all over the world not just for mortals but also for the wielders of the lord souls.

>>386928470
As the fire started dying and things became more desperate the first of the lords to try something crazy to stop it was Izalith, she attempted to use her own lord soul to duplicate the power of the first flame, the place of power where the lords first found their lord souls. This backfired on her though and she eventually became part of a deranged beast called the Bed of Chaos a being who set fire to her own kingdom and spewed out hundreds of demons that started attacking the other lord soul carriers civilizations. Eventually the demons were pushed back to their domain of now "Lost Izalith" and Gwyn's silver knights sealed them there. Having this threat along with the dimming fire convinced Gwyn he had to "link the first flame" meaning he would sacrifice the majority of his own power and soul to keep the fires burning a little while longer. Gwyn arguably succeeded in this but before he did so he gave the portions of his soul to Seath and those four kings as stated above but he also empowered his children a little bit. After Gwyn linked the first flame the era of fire lasted a little while longer.

>>386928315
most powerful console ever is switch.

>>386928379


This. Switch beats out Xbox in Ingenuity power.

lmao Sony rekt

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>>386928137
>bitch who sells you out the moment you get caught
or
>bitch who knows her place
gee, I wonder

Didn't even know there were romance in this game

People who care about romance I videogames should seriously kill themselves , I know this gets thrown around a lot here but seriously ,do it

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I always went Goat except for the time I picked teen slut and sacrificed her.

I wish the game would let me undo her Wimp Lo training and teach her right.

>>386928082
To not appeal to your furry faggot fantasies and let actual normal people relate to the characters.

>rpg
>game has unique races
>short beard humans
>pointy ear humans
>scaly humans
>furry humans

Name 6 1/2 games

not as complex or fulfilling as Dota and not as carefree or enjoyable as HotS.

serves no purpose.

>>386927938
>>386927938
if you wanna say dota2 is better, ok I can see that
But no one likes HotS
That is some rotting b8 right there

>>386928071
I don't like HotS but it is at least different enough to be its own game.

what secret truth can you possibly think is behind mountain blade

>>386927854
you grind

>>386927927
Redpill means to give the truth no matter how bad

>>386927803
Yes.

>>386927803

LEGO City Undercover comes to mind. It's a little overwhelming.

>>386927803
Yes. Long JRPGs and Paradox grand strategy games come to mind. I can't be arsed with either

>>386927430
Laurel and Hardy

Ornstein and Smough.

>>386927430
Ebony and Ivory

Thanks for reminding me I have a shit load of chocolate chips to make real cookies with

video games

>>386927332
>cookie clicker
>not videogames
neck yourself

yes it's called Bacha Bazi for the Nintendo Switch

Bomberman

>>386927126
doesn't ISIS and Iran have some really bad propaganda FPS games?