>be me
>be the smartest spy with the most advanced tools in the world
>i can put a piece of paper on my face and automatically and perfectly disguise as anyone on the planet
>also a merc
>fuck some woman
>her child eventually becomes a merc as well
>joins my team of mercs
>doesnt knom im his father
>im forced to make him hate mr
*fasts forward*
>see him dying on the floor
>i actually feel kinda sad
>i try to grow some french balls and tell him that im his father
>fuck me i cant
>disguise as Tom Jones
>tell him im his father
>it works
>he lives
>mfw i tricked my own son into thinking that Tom fucking Jones is his father
i have been in /v/ for 5 minutes and i already love it here.
>>380594925
Hi friend! Have this funny picture I found on the internet!
>look up your Steam ID or nickname on steamrep or the waybackmachine
>all the embarrassing avatars, names, friends, profile descriptions and forum posts have been logged somewhere
>literally anyone can access this information
So, how should I got about creating a new online identity? Which games are great for meeting new people and making friends?
Why aren't you play as a pilot? it's an amazing feeling
>>380593827
Because I don't know how to fly and will probably upset my team when I crash into a tree
>>380593827
I'm still waiting for X-Wing/TIE Fighter 3 to come out
I'd accept Rogue Squadron 4 though
4chan is canon in the mario universe
>4chan was created by someone from New York
deepest lore
>>380593645
This thread is canon in our universe.
deepest
I fight my alcocholic father on a dialy basis, is this the final boss of the game called "LIFE" ?
The final boss is getting and keeping a job. Life is pretty easy once you have that.
>>380593723
>Life is pretty easy once you have that.
but keeping a job is a neverending task, there is either life or job keeping
>>380593605
no,getting a gfis defeating the final boss
Did treehouse staff really say they'll reveal something big today?
animal crossing for the switch
Last days of cons are never anything. Everyone is looking to start packing up.
WATASHI TASHI
>>380593547
>chinks
>Japanese
mitsubishi toyota honda volvo
But those are chinks
Xbros remember to download Watch Dogs free with Gold, available now.
Sonybrosnvm
>>380593462
We already had Watch Dogs
>>380593462
i already bought it on ps4 and platinumed it, its a really good game, way better than it seems
>>380593462
>paying $10 for WD when it's $0.97 at Gamestop http://www.gamestop.com/pc/games/watch-dogs/108090
Would you untie Link?
>>380593427
trap link is worst link
>>380593427
with my dick
Thoughts on this game?
My focus is single player on PS4.
It's best played in co-op on PC.
>>380593439
Do you think it's enjoyable in single player?
So, how does this generation at this very moment, stack up to 6th gen? Think about your answer a little before you make a meme post. Consider all the games, Switch, PS4, Scorpio.
So, how is Gen 8.5ish (9?) doing?
Why does she have so much foot fetish art?
It's actually pretty crazy how much there is.
>mfw I realize New Vegas was all about moving on from the past and that nostalgia is a drug
>mfw I must move on from the past of New Vegas' glory and the nostalgia of 2010
What other game has made you actually think about it?
How do you feel about 30 minute (or longer) boss battles?
This game looks surprisingly hardcore
Wait a fucking second, it's being OUTSOURCED, and outsourced to THESE poeple no less? Holy fucking shit, that's going to bomb harder than Other fucking M and Metroid will really fucking die for real this fucking time.
REMINDER:
>The other relevant fact, and for me personally an important one, is gamers' feedback is essentially positive. Not from Castlevania hardcore long-time fans, because they hated us from the day we released the first Lords of Shadow.
>source: http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016-09-20-castlevania-lords-of-shadow-mercurysteam-konami
>>380593001
based mercurysteam
>>380593001
As long as it isn't Sakamoto with his waifu bullshit-- oh wait.
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