Growing up is looking at your steam friends list.
But instead of hours of inactivity, you see days.
>friends
faggot
>>386964265
>/r9k/
get out
bump
Sony leaker here. A successor to PS All-Stars is happening.
AMA
Is the supers to kill mechanic gone?
Who isn't returning from the first game?
Will Crash and Spyro be in?
Alright, I'll bite
Who is in the starting roster?
Will Crash be in it? Or no cuz y'all got punked out by Xbox?
Why did Paya have to lose the Linkbowl? It's not fair.
Zelda is the preordained and designated girl. All the others are peripheral.
>>386963416
Link is 4'5" in BoTW, he's literally a midget. Paya is better off.
It's part of the numerology of the Zelda universe. For their to be complete balance, things must exist in a trinity: three golden goddesses, three pieces of the Triforce, three heavenly virtues, three Sacred Stones, etc. It's what forms the basis of the entire conflict between Link/Zelda/Ganon.
So if there's a waifu, then there must be a cuck and there must be a chad: they balance each-other out. In this scenario, Link is the waifu: he's literally perfect, and has all these women literally throwing themselves at him. It's not like he's being alpha and tearing it up or seems to even be aware of it: he maintains his purity like a true waifu does. Zelda is the one that takes his purity: she spends a century sleeping with someone else, then gets Links boipussy as soon as she shows up. She is the chad. Paya, then, is the cuck that pines from a distance and sits back and rubs one out thinking of her waifu getting fucked by the chad - she even goes as far to say that she's 'happy' for Link and Zelda. That's about as cucked as a person can get, short of raising another man's daughter.
ITT: Games normies like
>>386963385
Normies like mods of rape dungeons?
>>386965137
Bullshit. There are only two normie jrpgs. Final Fantasy and Pokemon.
>b-but, muh stock issues
Looks like it's in full stock to me pham.
one of the most retarded threads I've ever seen
The real reason switches are rare is because no one wants them outside hipster centres.
>>386963234
Those are empty boxes dumbass.
What is /v/'s most hated gaming studio CEO that isn't Randy Pitchford?
Crytek's. What's his name? Cevat Yerli?
Todd
>>386963094
Randy pitchford.
he takes the top two spots.
then proly kojima in most people mindironically, it should be Gabe Newell, but w/e
This may be the quickest Ive ever dropped a game. This burning village near the sea is the most cancerous area Ive ever fucking seen. WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GO? This whole ladder rooftop shit is so god damn confusing, its like the Fishing Hamlet, but ten times worse. Oh, and theres huge Yokais on the rooftops too. I dont want to summon for this shit, but I have no idea where to go and there are NO (ZERO) shortcuts.
git gud
play a different game if you aren't having fun. Never waste time doing something you don't enjoy
>>386962906
there are at least 3 shortcuts in that area....
>x4 scopes just mean the camera zooms in four times more
Why do so few games ever do scopes right?
>>386962896
And what is supposed to do then?
>>386962896
??
What would you prefer, guy?
who is best zelda girl and why is it mipha
>>386961783
its creamia
>>386961783
her brother is better
>>386961889
sharkdicc is good but sharktitt is better
I got a good feeling about Paper Mario Switch, boys. With all the N64 pandering going on with Zelda and SMO, I think we're gonna get a return to form this time.
don't get your hopes up, they'll only be crushed
As much as I love BotW, and by that I mean it's the best game I've played since Wind Waker in 2003, I've got to say it doesn't touch the N64 Zeldas. We'll see how Odyssey turns out. But atm, a Paper Mario by current Nintendo would pander to the past and stay there. Just like BotW (I'm not saying it's a bad thing, but climbing and the scale of the overworld is really the only new thing it brought to gaming).
>>386963207
>But atm, a Paper Mario by current Nintendo would pander to the past and stay there
That's perfect. Do that please.
Is this game canon?
Can you repeat the question?
>>386963932
Is the story canon in Dark Souls story even though it wasn't directed by Miyazaki and was made by b-team?
>>386962774
no there are no cannons in the game. I think the game bloodborne had hand cannons but thats it
Who is the most important?
>>386961193
Why is the triangle not even on all sides?
in a well designed RPG, you need all three
in a poorly designed RPG, you can run with a tank and be the best the entire ride
Obviously the healer
If he didn't suck my cock, then who would?
When are they fucking buffing the Mosin? Its stopping power is pathetic
>>386962650
What do you mean exactly? I shoot someone with it and the person dies.
>>386962714
they should die if you shoot near them too
>>386962786
>deadly shockwaves
so this is the power of Slavic engineering
When will the mainstream recognize video game soundtracks?
>>386962361
Hopefully never because everything recognized by mainstream turns to shit
>>386963640
fpbp desu
>>386962361
Video game and film music will never be good because it will always be made with the consumption of a secondary media along with it in mind.
Also most compositions for video games are boring and safe (yes this includes nier).
What game best simulates the female experience?
Gone home
Maggot Bites
>>386962284
A dance with rogues.