>EEEUUUUUURRRRRGHH
>PLEASE
>HELP ME
>>387627328
>mfw the woman singing
Shut up, I'm trying to find the damn key!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm about to play this for the first time, what am I in for? Should I be good or evil?
>>387721657
It's pretty fun if you don't look for reasons to hate it, just like any other game. It has really good side quests, a decent map and interesting locations, and a pretty solid atmosphere and sound track.
>>387721657
Don't listen to >>387721923
It's shit and the story makes no sense. It's so fucking bad you have to be a retard to enjoy itThe first city is built around a giant nuke for no fucking reason, every problem the citizens have is caused by the fact there's a nuke in the middle of it yet they refuse to move to the prefectly good abandoned town literally 50 meters away
That's just ONE example of the game being retarded and it's ALL like this. This is a game made by the same retards that made fallout 4. Avoid it at all costs, refund it if you bought it and play 1,2 and New Vegas instead.
>>387721657
If you dont look at it for story or logic its fun.
Played my first 5 hours of Witcher 3 today, and was shocked to find out the combat and movement in this game is extremely bad. What the heck were the developers thinking? The controls feel extremely clunky and rigid during fights. People seem to compare the combat to Assassin's Creed but I remember the controls were not this bad.
How exactly is this game rated 9/10 again by most reviewers again?
nice blog, faggot
Change to control type B in options for a much better experience, although the combat is still the weak part of the game and why I checked out after HoS (own BaW but can't enjoy it unfortunately).
>>387627127
> shocked
So you didnt play any previous witcher games, visited any witcher related threads or read reviews about it.
>How exactly is this game rated 9/10
Try reading the reviews to find out. Would make your life a lot easier.
I'm making a Procedurally Generated Platformer. Tell me how not to fuck it up. I'm not going to do art or music, so just mechanics
you already fucked it up. Try not to fall for a shitty fad next time
>>387627074
You make it not procedurally generated
>>387627074
Change the genre.
>smash players
Why are smash players so unhygienic?
What's so hard about taking a shower and putting on deodorant and clean clothes?
You mean to tell me these guys can up b to double shine stall moonwalk but they haven't mastered the bath to deodorant combo?
>>387627194
bugs...
>>387627028
>>387627194
as someone who goes to smash tournaments i'd say 64 and melee are about 10% stinky autists and smash 4 is only 25-30%.
it only takes a few bad eggs to create a terrible smell, that doesnt represent the whole
Has anyone played it yet? Is it any good? Looks like a Soma kind of game which I'm really into
DUDE FLASHING LIGHTS AND JUMPSCARES LMAO: the game
>>387627163
Not good then?
What the verdict?
>>387626881
Be worth a play when its free, but not 79.99.
Game is not even out yet. Fuck off you stupid shitposter. Stop making these this shitty threads on /v/. They are not even funny.
Kys
kinda just feels clunky and ugly desu. love the ice guy and owl designs, but it just feels so janky and slow
Since Nier Automata supposedly saved everyone involved (platinum, taro, etc) let's pretend they decide to pump out a third Nier game. They could all collaborate and make a different ip, wether old or new, who knows, but for the sake of this thread, let's assume it's a third nier game.
What would you assume happens? I imagine it'd be some shit like 2b a2 and 9s stay and Route E happens, but that wouldn't be the focus of the game.
The Ark would cruise until it found a new planet, manipulate the DNA of the organisms to create the life forms in the Machines image (I. E. The red girls) and Adam and Eve will be regarded as the first. From there, the Nu-humans will probably regard the machines and Ark as God, and it'll play out involving discovering the machine network was created by others, and blur the lines of what it really means for Gods to be omnipotent, and if omnipotence and the strength of Gods really matter, or if the idea to have something to worship is what matters.
It's pretentious enough, so it may just work.
>>387626825
Trying to predict what Yoko Taro has planned or will think of in the future is a game you cannot win.
>>387626979
Hopefully. I'd be hella disappointed if it's something predictable
I'd rather get a DoD 4 or something completely new to be honest. I'm sure Taro could pull something out of his asshole for another Nier game and make it work somehow but just let it rest for a bit.
Nintendo please
Neck yourself
>>387627457
>its ok when Nintendo does it
I mean how much could coste them to include the charger and a preinstalled copy of the game? Reduce costs? bs Seems Wii U really fucked up Jewtendo
SNK convinced that King of Fighters XV will be a reality
http://gematsu.com/2017/08/snk-developing-many-new-fighting-games-unsure-dlc-updates-king-fighters-xiv
They should just stick to mobage, it's clearly the only thing of theirs people actually play
Last Blade 3 when
>>387627721
Probably a new Mark of the wolves
Hey /v/ is this a good entry mechanical keyboard for $40
>>387625160
don't fall for the mechanical keyboard meme
>>387625160
no
go to /g/ theres an autistic general about this shit
dont bother actually posting just read the pastebins
Just buy a razer blackwidow and call it a day anon-kun.
What would revive the tactical RPG genre?
What platform would it be on?
Which developer would make it? Or some unknown indie?
What is Divinity and Baldur Gate clones?
>>387722017
CRPGs
>>387721640
What do you mean revive it? It's never been that big of a thing.
Why Bethesda doesn't make a game like Morrowind?
Cash and time I'd presume
why bother when garbage sells
They just made morrowind tho for eso lol
will it save Friday the 13th?
unless that costume makes the gameplay better, no.
>>387624890
I just realized all the cuties from old 80s horrors are now grandpa's
Did they remove the nude models from the game?
What are some games that lets me quick draw my katana, kill my foe, then put it back to its scabbard in a cool way?
Nioh
MGR
>>387624823
Not a katana but the draw kill in Twilight Princess was pretty dope.
Even did a unique animation if you sheathed the sword after performing the attack.