>>355613280
Can't wait for the next Downloadable Reference. (DLR?)
>>355613280
$15(1/4 the price for a full video game) for:
New Location: Painted World of Ariandel
16 New Weapons and Shields
5 New Armor Sets
4 New Spells
1 New Ring: Chillbite Ring
Captain's Ashes
Millwood Greatarrow
New PvP exclusive map, called Hollow Arena
2 New Bosses
Absolutely pathetic
>>355613280
There was a time when I was really into Dark Souls.
I'm not sure what happened.
>>355614568
>tfw progressively less time played for each of the Souls games
How the fuck does this classify as an assault rifle? This resembles more of an LMG than anything. Why can't Bethesda do anything right? They could've just brought over the AR from 3 or the carbine from NV.
>>355613256
advent of power armor, allowing infantry weapons to be focused more on firepower rather then mobility or ease
What it really resembles is WW1 Vickers heavy machine gun.
>>355613256
See the buttstock ? It doubles as a canteen.
Nuka-cola or quantum or vim ? Or the "special" brew made by the nuka-cola fan back in DC ?
I heard she made it by.....you know....*ahem* out of her..well...
Anyway she call it "quantum leak".
>>355613721
Except it has the same firepower as an AK while being 4x as bulky.
Why do some people play these boredom simulators when they could be playing JRPGs with cyber ninjas, wizards, cute waifus, epic plots to save mankind etc.?
How big of a nerd you have to be to be able to enjoy building some houses instead of embarking on an epic journey to kill ancient evil embodied by handsome demon in a trench goat? You can't even do over 9000 dmg attacks or anything in any of these games.
These games aren't even made by Japanese. Why would I play a game made by someones fat dad?
Get some taste nerds.
>>355613156
>cute waifus
>not a faggy man-child
Put one hombre. ONLY one.
Just look at the characters in these games.
Some old fart with lazy armor design... WTF? The sword looks like a tooth pick lmao.
>>355613292
Compare that western made bullshit to this... handsome bros with cool hairdos wearing tight leather. And look at that sword... jesus that thing is so EPIC. You know that guy means business. It must do over 11k damage.
>>355613437
Here's the pic.
We are now as far away from the release of Vice City, as the release of Vice City was from the time in which it was set.
>>355613032
You're 2 years off.
2002 - 1986 = 16
2016 - 2002 = 14
>>355613468
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>355613468
Mainly a cultural remark, senpai. One or two years doesn't matter in the cultural sense.
Why do you say these things ;_;
What is your favorite meme game, /v/?
>>355612879
The game of life
>>355612879
Borderlands 2
Halo: odst. Always takes me back to when I was young and always played with my buddies
only acceptable meme game
Grove Street...
Home...
At least it was until I fucked everyGTA thread
*thang up
open world is boring. city simulation is boring. crime simulation is boring.
i've never understood the appeal of GTA
>>355615008
You're boring.
>>355612759
*smacks lips*
AYO
What game are you going to play today?
Shitposting on /v/
Finish up my linear algebra and materials engineering assignments. Do some of my physical chemistry lab. Study for my physical chemistry and materials midterms.
>>355612736
Shiba in the Oven.
>>355612875
No you aren't.
Maybe if i play all day long i will finally get it.
>mfw I'll never get it
>>355612716
>not waiting for the inevitable ms Claus outfit
Come on
>>355612716
>mfw I got it
>Got pumpkin Reaper 5 times
>Still no mercy
>Still no other halloween skin other than Symmetra's
>b-but the harlem hellfighters
when is this self hating pandering to minorities trend going to end? its getting really tiring
>>355612092
>ww1 themed blunt wrap honoring the brave black soldiers who fought to save Europe
>>355612092
Did they change the statue's face? He still looks like Eddie Murphy but not as much.
>>355612215
It's just begun, anon. Millennial developers are the essence of white guilt
I'm playing DaS trying to make a quality/Dex and faith build. So you guys think I should go pure Dex/faith or quality/faith? I got a few points in str but I'll be fine switching to pure Dex still. Also, i picked pyro as starting so I got fireball. But should I just ditch it for miracles? Will I get enough offensive miracles or is it worth investing in pyro as well? Is nice since it doesn't touch my stats but is it worth finding souls for pyro upgrade?
>>355612078
Pyro scales with int, that's the opposite of a faith build.
>>355612374
I thought it doesn't scale with anything except Dex for casting time.
>>355612078
>Dex and faith
I'm so sorry.
>>355612078
it doesnt matter really, the only thing i will say is the bosses in the DLC (artorias etc) aren't weak to elemental stuff.
What multiplayer games have the highest skill ceiling?
Life
*black girl voice*
counter strike lol
>>355612065
fpbp
>>355612065
>4chan posters
>not playing on single player
ayy
Christ, what the fuck is DBZ anymore?
>>355611859
It jumped the shark at the introduction of Raditz. Just ride the wave, anon.
Is he wearing a fur thong?
Dead and it's been a victim of necrophilia for years now. Everything has been wrung from it so now it's fanfiction.
I won't even bother with Super. I don't care that Toriyama is on it, DBZ deserves to die peacefully.
>>355611859
I'd fuck him now
FEEL THE POWER OF MY... MAAAAAGIIIIIIIIIC
Tell me a story about the time you pursued Lu Bu
Now that modern "voice actors" are going on strike can we get back the god tier voice acting of DW games?
>>355611841
i would fuckin love this
best musou game?
Why did the Institute create synths to do slave work when ROBOTS EXIST TO DO JUST THAT?
Why did the Institute create synths that resent being slaves?
Why did the Institute create obedient synths to hunt down and destroy escaped synths instead of just making them obedient from the start?
Why does the Institute have a fail safe device that wipes the memories of every synth that escapes instead of disabling them and preventing their escape with shutdown codes like how Father disabled Shaun or the Sole Survivor disabling that pirate synth?
Why does the Institute have nobody guarding the teleporter which is the only way of getting in and out of the Institute?
Why did the Institute kidnap Shaun for his pure DNA unsoiled by radiation when the Institute was completely shielded from harmful radiation?
Why didn't the Institute place Shaun in a radiation-protective cover before taking him to the Institute if they still had any traces of harmful radiation?
Why did the Institute kill everyone in the cryostasis chambers when they could have been used for other research purposes?
Why did the Institute allow the Sole Survivor to run amok in the Commonwealth and almost destroy the Institute instead of taking the entire stasis pod with them?
Why didn't Shaun just talk to the Sole Survivor from the beginning?
Why did Kellogg shoot the Sole Survivor's wife when his gun was a gift from his mother and he cares so much about mothers?
Why does Kellogg mention someone else in the Institute called Father and refer to him as an old man while kidnapping the infant Shaun?
What do the Super Mutants of the Commonwealth want?
Why do the Super Mutants kidnap people for bottle caps?
How do the Super Mutants spend their bottle caps?
What do the Super Mutants spend bottle caps on?
How is there still so many Super Mutants when there is not enough FEV to repopulate their race?
How is there still so many Super Mutants when they keep suicide bombing themselves?
Why does Virgil wish to become human again knowing the Institute will be out looking for him?
Why does Virgil need to be human and rejoin society if he wants to be left alone?
How will Virgil survive in the Glowing Sea as a human?
uhhhhhhhhhhh its a videogame??? get a life u fucking nerd lol
Another Obshitian shill thread? Shouldn't you be jacking off to your precious company's latest blunder games like Tranny and Penises of Fertility 2?
>Developer: Bethesda
>Writer: Emil Pagliarulo
There's your answers.
Games made better by external tools?
Pic related. Would probably never have played the game if it wasn't for Cheat Engine with 3x speedhack.
>>355611682
>I suck at it and have no patience, so it is bad.
I don't mind the speed too much, but I'd rather have the map be larger with faster movement so it feels like an actual sea, sometimes you can see two islands on the same screen.
Going too fast in general means you'll have to wait for the "something awaits you" every time.
I feel like this game gets too grindy. Having to visit the same island 10 times cause you keep running out of fuel and having to start over slowly kills the fun. They should've leaned more on the story.
I just wouldn't be able to cheat in SS, it would just kill the entire game for me.
YOU
You the boy?
I'm the man with the big cojones.
FIGHT LIKE MEN WITH HUGE COJONES
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it money for nothin" and the chicks for free.
Oh yeh
Rate my new grafics card
Jelly poorfags? Only idiots buy amd and nvidia
Real men buy matrox or voodoo
>>355611389
You suck, Idiot.
>>355611389
No one here is old enough to remember that shit nor do they actually know how to build a PC.
>>355611389
>Matrox
Ah yes, when "image quality" was still something to compare with GPUs.
>>355612093
>>355611948
>>355611559
Jelly?..
Will you be getting the Nintabletâ„¢?
Fatty fat fat fat fatty fat fat fat fatty fat fat fat fatty fat fat fat fatty fat fat fat cuck fatty fatty fat fatty Diabetus fatty fat fat fatty american swine contest fatty fat fat fat
>>355611446
He's married though
>>355611496
What's your point?
>>355611496
A cucked fatty
You have 10 seconds to tell me you like it
is that your boyfriend
uh
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>pinches nipples and runs away
>>355611124
it's the guy who made the game
https://twitter.com/AndreaPessino
>those nips
Is this a poorly-written furry bara fanfiction?
Explain to me why you are starting a new game instead of finishing some in your backlog /v/?
Because i dont really like playing games, i collect them.
Most of what's left in my backlog is crap.
>>355611042
ADD
>>355611270
then why is it in your backlog
>lets take that fun puzzle game we had
>and, get this
>turn it into a fucking awful adventure game
What the actual fuck were they thinking? It boggles my mind how anyone could be retarded enough to think this was a good idea
tfw no proper SMB3
I remember this game on the Wii. Weird shit I've played when I got it, thought it would be like the classic style game. I thought it was """""interesting""""" in some parts but then there was that carnival place and I lost whatever objective I had.
It's my favorite bad game. There's something mystifying about it.
Monkey Ball's more of a physics-based platformer than a puzzle game.
[Not Ad - no link/name] Developed first Android game. Any ideas how to increse downloads ?
We made 30s adv movie but it sucks. Facebook ads costs. Any idea how to do it for free ?
>>355610806
I'm not too familiar with the mobile market but one of the first steps on your marketing and PR agenda should be to maintain a fuck huge list of email adresses from journalists and people in the industry who might be interested in reviewing or checking out a good mobile game. There's your first problem: Your game has to be good or special in some way for people to be interested in it.
Once you've spread awareness through the usual websites and platforms, keep the ball rolling by giving out free copies to YouTubers and Twitch streamers to build up your own little fanbase.
Think of your customers as a valuable asset, if not the most important one. More important than ads.
Advertise on 4chan
I'm collecting Youtubers e-mails and websites about mobile gaming. Thanks ! More ideas ?
Advertise on 4 chan ? I hate ads on this site :D
>can't find any WebGL tutorials that don't use libraries for everything and actually cover more than about a third of what I need to know
>struggle to comprehend when I'm leaning from multiple WebGL tutorials
All I want to make is cool games during my gap year, I can even get a job in it as long as I learn WebGL soon.
post more ANZU
>>355610757
So cute, yet it's almost guaranteed to be a guy and/or mentally damaged.
what's a "jaamuu?"
>>355612061
I don't know, what is a "jaamuu"?
Is it related to OP image or OP text?
Why do so many people like it /v/?
>>355610539
The majority of Nintendo fans are underaged kids who lack the critical thinking skills to like anything other than shit and dribble
It's a great concept.
>>355611351
You are describing console users in general.
>>355611351
>The majority of Nintendo fans are people who lack the critical thinking skills to like anything other than shit and dribble
>Plebbit made a game
Where the fuck is ours, /v/? Is shitposting all we'll ever do?
kadawa shojo
/thread
>>355610449
minecraft
>>355610513
That's /a/
>>355610513
thats /a/'s game u fucking cocksucker even /vp/ has pokemon sage